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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Keep your taints safe in April.

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
It's April somewhere now!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Is the controller a flask, as well?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Games aren't good.

They're great.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Phoenix Wright

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

MinibarMatchman posted:

April is but a respite for the inhuman amount of poo poo we're getting in May.

Please don't talk about stux like that :ohdear:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Ace Attorney Investigations report: Kay Faraday is a fantastic sidekick. I'm also loving all the Dick Gumshoe the game is throwing my way, especially because I hear he never makes an appearance in Dual Destinies? hosed up if true.

This game is great and totally worth tracking down a DS cart for.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

cram me sideways posted:

Hey, everyone remember when every delicate nerdflower on the planet cried about how Mass Effect's 3 ending was sad, and it made them sad, and they got so sad about it that Bioware went back and loving rewrote the ending so nerds would stop being suicidal over it.

I don't believe this actually happened in the way you described.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

VideoGames posted:

Some games I love to bits and am convinced they were made specifically for me. That somehow the developers got inside my head and thought "Hey, VideoGames will love this! Let's make it that way!".

I feel this way about Remember Me, a game I cannot recommend but nonetheless thoroughly enjoyed and will probably replay.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

This is hilarious

not the line so much as the inevitable reaction to the line

Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Apr 6, 2016

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
It's still incredible to me that someone took Shadow Warrior, a racist Duke Nukem knockoff, and turned it into a pretty fantastic game! I am really looking forward to Shadow Warrior 2.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Grapplejack posted:

I agree, blueberry cheesecake is the superior Japanese kit Kat flavor.

Matcha 4 lyfe

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Unfunny Poster posted:

I'll meet you on the lawn in front of the Devolver Digital offices for the rally.

I'll be the guy with the giant bag of money labeled "FOR: Shadow Warrior 2 Pre-Order"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I hear there's a blatant reference to Cerberus in Nuclear Throne, what a terrible game.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I don't understand wanting to go to bat for a game you've never played, especially when people who seem to want to like it are reporting gamebreaking bugs.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Daikatana clone

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
"Roguelike" is another term that's been thrown around so long it's basically lost all meaning

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Jay Rust posted:

I'm irritated at myself for still being irritated by "rouge" :(

When you see rouge, you see red.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
When the public overuses words this regularly it does actually dilute their meaning. When someone describes a game you're unfamiliar with using one of those terms it conveys a lot less information than it used to.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Jay Rust posted:

"Rouges are overpowdered." - The Intenet, 2009

:newlol:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Jay Rust posted:

"with RPG elements" applies to every game now too

See also: crafting

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Jay Rust posted:

Let's start using this term I just made up, "neo-rogue"

Actually I think you'll find it's "neo-rouge"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm going to categorize "video games" as "good"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Macaluso posted:

I'm looking at screenshots of this game and uh... no it didn't? It doesn't look anything like Warcraft :confused:

I WISH more games looked like Warcraft, or Ori or Captain Toad or... idk Trine or whatever. Not to sound too Lurdiak about it, but it's one of the reasons I've never had any interest in the Souls games, I just don't think they look good aesthetically, at least with the way I prefer the games to look. So much of it is so grey and washed out and I get thematically that's kind of the point but still. I get why people love them so much though gameplay wise.

I'd play Dark Souls 3 if it looked like Captain Toad basically :v:

I guess you're looking forward to Bright Souls in 2017

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Animal Crossing is basically Dark Souls anyhow

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Monkey Fracas posted:

A Mass Effect-sorta-style thingy where you are Patrick Stewart on The Enterprise and you must make the correct choices given whatever weird and complex situation you find yourself in

Is that glowing moss rock actually a sentient being of sorts?
Has Worf's weeaboo Kilngon warrior poo poo gone too far this time?
Why is Geordi turning into a lizard man?
Do you violate the Prime Directive to blow up that asteroid hurtling towards Middle Ages Planet?

there is no real fighting but you must keep your wits about you in the most thrilling series of placid conference room discussions this galaxy has ever seen

I'd probably love a Star Trek adventure game and I'm kind of surprised it hasn't been done before.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Everyone on this website is stupid except me

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

I said come in! posted:

The Star Citizen community on the official forums tried to convince the devs to implement a rape feature.

There is always more and it's always worse

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Lurdiak posted:

You freakin' scrub.

The adventure game is one of the most well known Star Trek things and had the entire cast doing the voices.

I've been owned :negative:

Sounds like a great game. Thanks, thread.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
So I hear there's a subtle nod to one of Valve's games in Darksiders???

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Why wouldn't you just return the Amazon copy :confused:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Rappchat is extremely gamergatey, tread carefully.

I am having an extremely good time with Ace Attorney: Dual Destines. Miles Edgeworth Investigations was a really, really good entry in the series and that last case is up there with From The Ashes IMO. The Yatagarasu is awesome.

Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 17, 2016

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

FirstAidKite posted:

that's not magical crotch-ray that's an asslight

Is that what they call "moonlighting"?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Junpei Hyde posted:

So did they actually remove the trans BG character? I can't find anything with a cursory google search.

From what others have said I'd bet this is what they cut.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Destructive Creations is entirely populated by insufferable edgelords.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Golden Goat posted:

I'm lost. What is this about?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/448370/

A turret defense game where you shoot Muslim extremists. I'm sure it's very tastefully done.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm glad Towerfall managed to make it on to a platform where it might get played.

It's alright.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

The worst Elder Scrolls...

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Man, it's weird to hear praise for any aspect of the Syndicate reboot.

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Cardboard Box A posted:

The coop was basically a cyberpunk skinned Payday, it was fantastic and really filled a niche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srh3uZ5WHCw

It's too bad it never caught on

That looks like my kind of stuff, too bad the game got panned and nobody bought it.

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