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Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
So let's assume for a moment that the election from here on plays out with Hillary being indicted by the FBI before the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. The polls aren't radically off, there's no October surprise, no major terrorism incident, no dramatic economic collapse. Trump gets no traction outside his base and whites don't turn out in significantly larger numbers than last time. The Democratic base shows up on election day and finally elects a real Social Democrat into Office, Bernard 'Bernie' Sanders.

What do the next four years look like? I'm less interested in Bernard's specific policies, which I think we can reliably assume will be some mix of progressivism plus a lot of congressional gridlock and theatrics. I'm more interested in what happens to all the angry restive Shillaries and Trumpstaffel. The establishment faced a huge challenge this year, and was defeated by a Sanders campaign and an FBI investigation, but the Republican party would still be destroyed and have serious popular support for repealing NAFTA and other trade pacts. For the DNC, they would have lost due to a challenger from the Left; where do the washington-consensus factions from both parties go?

This is your thread to speculate wildly about just how much more insane the pressure cooker of American politics gets if both Trump and Hillary are shut out of power. Everyone's pissed, the economy is probably gonna fall off a cliff again, and Birdie Sanders is in the White House. What kind of bizare domestic political fallout can you imagine?

Put another way, if Trump doesn't win, then what lasting impact might he and Hillary leave on the system, if any? Does the Establishment switch up its playbook, do either of the parties try to tap this new found energy, do new political movements appear on the scene? A few years ago do we look back on this election as a turning point, or just a really weird and brief interruption to our regularly scheduled programming?

This thread is to somewhat discuss if we're all mentally prepared to allow Sanders to be president and what the gently caress that actually means for america

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
It looks like a world where Donald Trump just got elected President

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

probably less war

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Israeli right-wing declares secular jew as not a jew.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
If my Facebook feed is correct, a promotional Fallout 3 poster.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

I think the most likely policy proposal to be passed is the $1 trillion indastrucuture bill. I can see republicans getting behind it to provide money for their districts. You would also likely see criminal justice reform.

You'd likely see extensive investigations into wall street. The big banks would be broken up through Dodd Frank and overall the CJ system would move away from settlements for white call crime.

I think there would be a grass roots effort to push for free college and single payer with Sanders using the bully pulpit.

TPP would be dead if it wasn't passed during the lameduck session.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Many of trumps populist supporters pivot to Bernie. The majority of the Dem voters fall in line, but the DNC establishment which has been packed with Hillary's Cronies piss away the next 4 years trying to undermine any sort of progress. They basically become the Democratic Tea Party and in some unimportant way they are different from the republican's I guess.

Then they are all executed via guillotine.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

NNick posted:

I think the most likely policy proposal to be passed is the $1 trillion indastrucuture bill. I can see republicans getting behind it to provide money for their districts. You would also likely see criminal justice reform.

You'd likely see extensive investigations into wall street. The big banks would be broken up through Dodd Frank and overall the CJ system would move away from settlements for white call crime.

I think there would be a grass roots effort to push for free college and single payer with Sanders using the bully pulpit.

TPP would be dead if it wasn't passed during the lameduck session.

Bernie wouldn't abandon his grassroots revolution and would continue to support downticket races, leading to a Democratic majoring Senate and House.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Grognan posted:

Israeli right-wing declares secular jew as not a jew.

I've been to Israel and I can tell you there is tons and tons of precedent for them to not do this ever -- one of the country's founding principles was "the Nazis didn't care if you were observant, so neither do we"

but they might anyway if Netanyahu decides it's expedient and tells everyone to

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Powercrazy posted:

all executed via guillotine.

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich
it'd look like every lovely element of american politics getting exactly what they deserve, op. bern it down

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

loquacius posted:

I've been to Israel and I can tell you there is tons and tons of precedent for them to not do this ever -- one of the country's founding principles was "the Nazis didn't care if you were observant, so neither do we"

but they might anyway if Netanyahu decides it's expedient and tells everyone to

Israel you see as a tourist isn't the real Israel :ssh:

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Not much would get done, since he's not putting any effort into down ticket races. Because of that, he'll have either the same amount or more GOP reps in the House and possibly more GOP senators, which will make all of his policies stall. Political revolution my rear end.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Israel you see as a tourist isn't the real Israel :ssh:

Israel was founded by socialists :ssh:

seriously, there are any number of bad things to say about Israel but "not accepting of secular Jews" is just so ridiculously not one of them

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

loquacius posted:

Israel was founded by socialists :ssh:

national socialists if you would

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Weed legal, white collar crimes enforced, Dodd Frank stretched to the max.

Honestly it'll take him at least two years just to revamp the executive branch.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceHGzsDVLY

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The terminator gif

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


the president does not matter. the supreme court and congress matter. they are the ones that hold the real power. this is red vs blue, and the members of team red and team blue are not as different as you'd think.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Hillary Clinton put in stocks at Trinity Church With baskets of rotten tomatoes in front of her labeled "Speaking Fees."

menino
Jul 27, 2006

Pon De Floor

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*Bernard Sanders walks up to a microphone and leans in until his lips are almost touching it*
Bernie: "Free college"
*60,000 square miles of previously clear-cut rainforest spring up like hands reaching for the sky*

Rhukatah
Feb 26, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Same as Clinton or Trump:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*The gathered masses stand agape, surrounded by verdant lush*
Bernie: "Legal weed"
*A tremendous gasp seems to come from the Earth itself as 1500 gigatons of atmospheric carbon crystallize into a sparkling diamond city*

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Ork of Fiction posted:

*The gathered masses stand agape, surrounded by verdant lush*
Bernie: "Legal weed"
*A tremendous gasp seems to come from the Earth itself as 1500 gigatons of atmospheric carbon crystallize into a sparkling diamond city*
Lol. This owns.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
*Everyone is cheering now, scattering themselves in play among the crystal staircases of the forest-city as Bernie intones the final words*
Bernie: "Universal health care"
*Springs and fountains unfold like blossoms, spilling fresh water into streams, rivers and lakes. Fish appear and multiply. Birds alight on branches. Bees happily float on gossamer wing from flower to hive. All around, people seem to change in their pace and manner, as if stepping out of an old skin, revealing their true, perfect selves. A Buddha smile stretches across the whole of creation.*

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

It'll be pretty great until the bourgeois reaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=garqIzNZvz8

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
http://i.imgur.com/hi9HbCr.gifv

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I'm pretty sure this happens in the first month of it.



Oh and at some point during his reign The Magical Realm of Tir na Nog - Escape From Necron 7: Revenge of Cuchulainn - The Official Game of the Movie: Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa gets released.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BERNED DOWN

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Scinon
Jul 23, 2006
Now with 2% more atoms!
cool and good

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Single-payer healthcare by executive order. I wish.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Depends

heheh

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Bales of weed, like, everywhere.

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No Mans Land
Feb 26, 2016

by Cowcaster
The law of unintended consequences is made bare and on a national scale, as the dark side of his previously pipe dream policies becomes known.

The mad race to get a liberal arts degree by young people reaches a fevered pitch as college applications increase tenfold. Only the lucky ones get the free state tuition in one of the limited spots. Trades become even more unfashionable, although thanks to the open borders, illegal central americans are more than happy to become the plumbers and carpenters. Remittances increase tenfold.

Everyone has access to healthcare but wait times have increased from days to months, and doctors, no longer fearful of malpractice due to new regulations, lower the quality and thoroughness of their care. Patients have no recourse. Private hospitals close by the hundreds after failing to reach adequate deals with the federal government health care system.

Somethin somethin foreign policy. Wait, Bernie has a foreign policy? Who knew. Anyway the vaunted "coalition" of terror fighting middle eastern countries never materializes as it becomes clear that they all have wildly different goals and aims. As the US shrinks from a leadership role in the middle east, chaos continues to reign and each regional power pursues their interests with less caution.

And after that there's always more and it's always worse. Feel the bern

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