USPOL April: An outline of Reagan's face appears. She screams.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Jake Tapper left journalism to join CNN

:drat:

# ? May 1, 2016 03:13

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

CNN Burn

# ? May 1, 2016 03:13

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Hahaha, basically did the "it's fine, everything is fine" joke to Reince's face.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:18

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

Of course Joe Biden is sitting next to Helen Miren. Of course

# ? May 1, 2016 03:20

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

Good Bern there, called himself a fellow comrade.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:22

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Oh drat riffing on Bernie and Hillary, it must feel good to not have to do any of that ever again!

# ? May 1, 2016 03:22

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

"Let's switch to the Republican side"

*audible murmurs from crowd*

# ? May 1, 2016 03:24

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

he's so goddamn personable, ugh

# ? May 1, 2016 03:25

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

I bet Obama got laid so much in school

# ? May 1, 2016 03:27

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

Holy poo poo the audience literally asked for a Trump-bashing encore

# ? May 1, 2016 03:27

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

im joe bidens three pairs of shades

# ? May 1, 2016 03:29

Edmund Lava: Sep 8, 2004; Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Boehner was perfect, crying, drinking wine, getting Obama to smoke. We were on tanning joke away from hitting all the points.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:36

Kilroy: Oct 1, 2000

Thaddius the Large posted:

It was going to be my follow up question though. I do get that it could look really drat bad, but I also wasn't sure how much of a martyr this rear end in a top hat was already being made with conservatives, and besides, it's Texas I don't count most anything out.

My point was mainly that just because a pardon would have bad optics and make a mockery of the justice system, doesn't mean it won't happen. In fact it might make it more likely.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:36

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Actual mic drop ending, classy.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:38

Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

Dolash posted:

Actual mic drop ending, classy.

It was beautiful.

"Welcome to Negro night." I almost choked on my drink.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:41

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

All this making GBS threads on CNN makes me miss Stewart

# ? May 1, 2016 03:41

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

A literal "BOO, HISS" on a Wolf Blitzer joke, my god

# ? May 1, 2016 03:42

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

"Speaking of drones, how is Wolf Blitzer still on the air?" Okay, Larry's doing alright too.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:42

EwokEntourage: Jun 10, 2008; BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

Larry certain does not pull his punches

# ? May 1, 2016 03:42

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

Dolash posted:

"Speaking of drones, how is Wolf Blitzer still on the air?" Okay, Larry's doing alright too.

Not well received by the crowd, but drat funny.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:43

Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

Holy poo poo, these are real barbs.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:43

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

tomapot posted:

Not well received by the crowd, but drat funny.

This like when Colbert did his

# ? May 1, 2016 03:44

EwokEntourage: Jun 10, 2008; BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

this is way more brutal than colbert

# ? May 1, 2016 03:44

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Instant classic.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:45

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

Aliquid posted:

Instant classic.

Brutal, he's killing everyone.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:47

Blindeye: Sep 22, 2006; I can't believe I kissed you!

EwokEntourage posted:

this is way more brutal than colbert

It isn't like Larry is getting invited back. He has little to lose.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:47

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Aaaand Don Lemon just gave Larry the finger.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:47

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

EnsGDT posted:

Aaaand Don Lemon just gave Larry the finger.

So loving good.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:48

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

You can tell he is doing good because every reporter on twitter is saying he is bombing

# ? May 1, 2016 03:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I dunno I don't think he's doing that well but I appreciate that he's not pulling any punches.

He doesn't set any of this jokes up, just one liner after one liner. Gotta mix those into longer form jokes.

Also lmao that MSNBC joke

# ? May 1, 2016 03:50

EwokEntourage: Jun 10, 2008; BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

Blindeye posted:

It isn't like Larry is getting invited back. He has little to lose.

i'm glad, this is fantastic

# ? May 1, 2016 03:51

Blindeye: Sep 22, 2006; I can't believe I kissed you!

Winkie01 posted:

You can tell he is doing good because every reporter on twitter is saying he is bombing

Bet Obama is going to give Larry the biggest thumbs up at the end of all this.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:51

Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

Some of the zingers are good, but others fall flat.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:52

Wicked Them Beats: Apr 1, 2007; Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

This audience is extremely uncomfortable and it's great.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:54

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Svanja posted:

Some of the zingers are good, but others fall flat.

Basically this, guy is way hit or miss like usual

# ? May 1, 2016 03:55

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Zodiac Killer call out!!

# ? May 1, 2016 03:55

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

"Some people actually liked the Zodiac killer."

# ? May 1, 2016 03:55

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

"Come on, that's absurd - some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer."

Edit - I get it, Larry, you want the headline tomorrow to be "Ted Cruz, Zodiac Killer"

# ? May 1, 2016 03:55

tomapot: Apr 7, 2005; Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.; Oven Wrangler

"Morning Joe has their head so far up Trump's rear end they they bumped into Chris Christie."

# ? May 1, 2016 03:56

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Svanja: Sep 19, 2009

tomapot posted:

"Morning Joe has their head so far up Trump's rear end they they bumped into Chris Christie."

I loved this one.

# ? May 1, 2016 03:57

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