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 Just got done with my shower, here are some of my very important opinions. "Catholicism is the basic bitch of religions" "While a polite gesture, when you've nutted and she still suckin' is more of an inconvenience in the bedroom." "Hillary Clinton will be a solid six out of ten president, nothing to write home about, but she probably won't gently caress anything up." What are some of your shower thoughts, GBS?
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"The water isn't hot enough." "Where is that scrubby thing?"
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Apr 2, 2016 20:23
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hitler did nothing wrong
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Apr 2, 2016 20:25
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"i should probably wash my genitals"
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Apr 2, 2016 20:25
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"I hope I won't slip & fall and then have emt struggle with my slippery body from all the showergel "
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Apr 2, 2016 20:27
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Dreddout posted:
i guess the anti hilary circlejerk is kind of annoying i just dont want to see her face on tv all the time when she gets the prez
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Apr 2, 2016 20:29
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I wonder if I can fit this brand new bar of soap up my rear end?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:29
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"Good thing I just clipped my fingernails. Now I can really get up in there."
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Apr 2, 2016 20:31
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"uuuuureeeeethraaaaaaa, funny word"
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Apr 2, 2016 20:32
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drunk dog posted:i guess the anti hilary circlejerk is kind of annoying i just dont want to see her face on tv all the time when she gets the prez Well I agree, she's a 4/10, if we are voting based on presidential hotness, this race would be pretty dismal, but I guess I write in Martin O'malley, solid 7/10.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:35
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To piss in the nice warm shower or step out of the shower, suffer the cold and use the toilet. This is always my morning dilemma.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:35
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Dreddout posted:Well I agree, she's a 4/10, if we are voting based on presidential hotness, this race would be pretty dismal, but I guess I write in Martin O'malley, solid 7/10. yea i meant to type "ugly face'
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Apr 2, 2016 20:37
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Tramadol Junkie posted:To piss in the nice warm shower or step out of the shower, suffer the cold and use the toilet.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:38
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Dreddout posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Pissing In The Shower Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Look Away From The Floor Like Nigga Hold Your Breath Haha I dont speak Dindu-Nuffican. Repeat yourself in the Queens English!
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Apr 2, 2016 20:40
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If you fart in a wet suit, does it just stay in there until you surface? and if it does stay in there, how does pressure affect the smell?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:40
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I practice my digereedo vocal exercises
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Apr 2, 2016 20:42
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usually im wondering where the other bottles of shampoo and conditioner are coming from. i only use the one kind. how the hell do you even pronounce bioláge?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:42
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Tramadol Junkie posted:I dont speak Dindu-Nuffican. Repeat yourself in the Queens English! White people love this so much it really grinds my gears
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Apr 2, 2016 20:43
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Necros posted:usually im wondering where the other bottles of shampoo and conditioner are coming from. i only use the one kind. how the hell do you even pronounce bioláge? It's o s c a r
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Apr 2, 2016 20:44
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/^I should make an [app|game|company] that does (.+)$/
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Apr 2, 2016 20:45
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lol if you shower
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Apr 2, 2016 20:45
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Tramadol Junkie posted:I dont speak Dindu-Nuffican. Repeat yourself in the Queens English! Dreddout posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The Knob Is Pissing In The Shower Real Hahahaha Wanka Just Look Away From The Crown Like Wanka Hold Your Todger Haha Better?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:46
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i dont shower and i dont think guess i won this thread heh 
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Apr 2, 2016 20:46
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i actually do most of what would be considered "shower thoughts" on the appx 15-30 minute poop i do before i step into the shower, op
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Apr 2, 2016 20:46
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"Do shower thoughts differ from bath thoughts ? "
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Apr 2, 2016 20:48
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Business Gorillas posted:i actually do most of what would be considered "shower thoughts" on the appx 15-30 minute poop i do before i step into the shower, op Please share them! 
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Apr 2, 2016 20:48
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Dreddout posted:Better? I dont speak redneck hillbilly. Speak the Queens English!
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Apr 2, 2016 20:49
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I'm a millenial so I got the new water proof phones lik Wayne talks about so I can text in the shower cuz I' don't Bing forced to be alone with my thoughts that's literally how they punish prisoners who break rules
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Apr 2, 2016 20:49
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I simulate conversations with people I know then initiate those conversations later on to see how well I know them
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Apr 2, 2016 20:49
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I think about getting a better shower head, as mine sucks. But I'm in the shower and when I get out the thought passes.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:51
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ill admit that shower beers are kinda gross but not as gross as shower pissing which is worth the cold walk to the toilet.
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Apr 2, 2016 20:52
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Every minute, billions of women throughout the world have their period. Where does all of that vaginal discharge accumulate?
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Apr 2, 2016 20:53
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Can we post our shitposts instead?
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Apr 2, 2016 21:01
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"I'm glad I'm nearsighted so I can't see how nasty the floor of the tub is."
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Apr 2, 2016 21:09
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Capybaras are cute
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Apr 2, 2016 21:18
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Can't believe people be so scared of getting a little sterile pee into the drain when there is butt-juice and sweaty body dirt going in already. Content: Did I jack off today already or not?
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Apr 2, 2016 21:19
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drunk dog posted:"i should probably wash my genitals" I want you to wash your vagina, Christy. No...from the front. Get on your knees.
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Apr 2, 2016 21:22
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Wicker Man posted:Can't believe people be so scared of getting a little sterile pee into the drain when there is butt-juice and sweaty body dirt going in already. Trick question, your jacking off as your thinking that!
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Apr 2, 2016 21:45
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lol at from the front
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I'm a millenial so I got the new water proof phones lik Wayne talks about so I can text in the shower cuz I' don't Bing forced to be alone with my thoughts that's literally how they punish prisoners who break rules yeah i play tap games on my ipad in the shower
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