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need to put a new razor in here did I already shampoo? omg ive just been standing here for like 5 minutes shut up cat, i'm not drowning i should clean the grout, but before the shower *gets out instantly forgets about razor and grout* 
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"Betty White seems like a nice lady." "Objectively speaking, America could be worst." "Bush did 9/11"
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Apr 2, 2016 21:55
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Some people poo poo and piss in the shower, I don't need to do that because I'm a piece of poo poo soaked in piss.. and I'm already in the shower
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Apr 2, 2016 22:12
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I should cook more
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Apr 2, 2016 22:15
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"I hope I won't have to poo 20 min. after getting out "
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Apr 2, 2016 22:22
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I wonder if [woman] thinks about me in the shower too 
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Apr 2, 2016 22:30
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if i fall and hit my head and knock myself out, that would really suck
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Apr 2, 2016 22:37
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If you're a ghost, and you're looking at stuff, people would be able to see the shadows of your eyes because to see, you'd have to measure the light and thus absorb it.
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Apr 2, 2016 23:16
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When I drank half a bottle of vodka yesterday, did I have sex with someone...? Cause my rear end hurts...
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Apr 2, 2016 23:38
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VendaGoat posted:I wonder if I can fit this brand new bar of soap up my rear end?
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Apr 2, 2016 23:39
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man I should totally copy paste from the reddit shower thoughts thread to this one
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Apr 2, 2016 23:57
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invalid.. in valid that's pretty harsh
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Apr 3, 2016 00:04
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i can't wait for this xanax to start working what can i do to get out of going to work that people will believe every morning for 20 something years
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Apr 3, 2016 00:11
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Decebal posted:"I hope I won't have to poo 20 min. after getting out " Are you my soul brother?
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Apr 3, 2016 00:38
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Tile showers are a huge bitch to keep clean. Maybe I'll take some sporklenz from work and hose it down.
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Apr 3, 2016 00:49
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Cnut the Great posted:"I'm glad I'm nearsighted so I can't see how nasty the floor of the tub is."
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Apr 3, 2016 01:25
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I take baths. my cat shits in the bathtub on the reg. im asymptomatic
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Apr 3, 2016 01:37
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I don't know why I keep using this shampoo that's terrible for my hair
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Apr 3, 2016 01:41
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Archer666 posted:When I drank half a bottle of vodka yesterday, did I have sex with someone...? Cause my rear end hurts... You blackout after half a bottle of vodka? Lol
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Apr 3, 2016 01:50
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Gosh that's a large penis. Good work self.
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Apr 3, 2016 01:51
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"I wonder how many Goons stand up to wipe instead of leaning to wipe" "I wonder if dad what so gay showers" "lol if you don't pee in the shower you're doing it all wrong"
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Apr 3, 2016 02:01
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also when I do I remember madonna on letterman talking about peeing in the shower curing athletes foot and everyone should do it
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Apr 3, 2016 02:08
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what if there was a disease...that healed you
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Apr 3, 2016 03:11
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Why aren't plants black. By being green they are not absorbing potential energy.
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