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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

This is in theory contingent on her winning the Presidency, but I suppose she might do it even if she loses just to sate her Kissingerian bloodlust for a few more years.

Keep it civil, gang :)



My vote is for: Yemen

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Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot
America

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

Israel

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot
Haha I kid I kid, but the real answer is Iraq.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Iran.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
IRAN


e: which sucks because Persian men and women may literally be the most gorgeous people

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Western Sahara

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
She already turned Libya into a failed state. Money says Yemen.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


venezuela

our legions could use a change of scenery and an easy victory

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
China.

By which I mean she'll continue the pivot to Asia and dispute all China's crazy claims in the South China Sea.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

iran, syria, yemen, venezuela, some other latin american country

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

she can just take care of yemen through continuing to give material military support to saudi arabia (contingent on their continued donations to the clinton foundation as soon as she is out of office, of course)

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Bro Dad posted:

venezuela

our legions could use a change of scenery and an easy victory

Hell yeah, lets invade somewhere with some loving trees. I'm tired of desert camo. Woodland or tigerstripe 4 lyfe.

Scinon
Jul 23, 2006
Now with 2% more atoms!
Is it possible for her to pick just one?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It's probably easier to list the ones that she won't invade.

Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

Bro Dad posted:

venezuela

our legions could use a change of scenery and an easy victory

I'm throwing my vote behind Venezuela too. Communist dictator, poo poo loads of oil, their ties with Russia. How soon until we hear "reports" of Maduro using biological weapons on protestors?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bloody Queef posted:

I'm throwing my vote behind Venezuela too. Communist dictator, poo poo loads of oil, their ties with Russia. How soon until we hear "reports" of Maduro using biological weapons on protestors?

It'll be Vietnam 2!

Except with more napalm!

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


TheDon01 posted:

Hell yeah, lets invade somewhere with some loving trees. I'm tired of desert camo. Woodland or tigerstripe 4 lyfe.

liberal sexual mores, high rate of plastic surgery, and subsidized alcohol :whatup:

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Bro Dad posted:

liberal sexual mores, high rate of plastic surgery, and subsidized alcohol :whatup:

A soldiers paradise! They got cheap smokes too?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


TheDon01 posted:

A soldiers paradise! They got cheap smokes too?

idk but they just replaced colombia as the main nexus of the cocaine trade

also makes a good casus belli, especially when you arrest members of the presidents family for drug smuggling

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
North Korea, imo.

Scinon
Jul 23, 2006
Now with 2% more atoms!

Thump! posted:

It's probably easier to list the ones that she won't invade.

She wont invade any Scandinavian countries, for sure, because we might get a socialism infection there.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the new islamic caliphate of brussels.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
I am not sure she would actually put a meaningful number of troops on the ground. I am thinking Obama mk2: flying death robots, piles of military aid, manned flying death machines if we don't have enough robots.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Thump! posted:

It's probably easier to list the ones that she won't invade.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Libya.

E; lol How has nobody said this yet.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Probably some Sahel African country under the pretext of Right 2 Protect. Special forces in Yemen to rollback AQAP because good luck getting the Saudis to do it.

Clinton's foreign policy is going to try to stay as engaged with the ME as we are now, support Israel more, AND ramp up our containment of China all at the same time. She's going to bring in people who are absolutely disgusted with how Obama has acted, while keeping the most interventionist types (Powers, Rice) in different positions. Basically, a bunch of people who will try to freeze the international system in the 90s forever.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I realize I should have said 'first' in my OP. First country she'll invade :)

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Immortan posted:

Libya.

E; lol How has nobody said this yet.

She intends to disappear all the incriminating evidence in Benghazi... :beck:

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
Chad

Not the Republic of Chad. A sovereign citizen named Chad.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

KaptainKrunk posted:

Probably some Sahel African country under the pretext of Right 2 Protect. Special forces in Yemen to rollback AQAP because good luck getting the Saudis to do it.

Clinton's foreign policy is going to try to stay as engaged with the ME as we are now, support Israel more, AND ramp up our containment of China all at the same time. She's going to bring in people who are absolutely disgusted with how Obama has acted, while keeping the most interventionist types (Powers, Rice) in different positions. Basically, a bunch of people who will try to freeze the international system in the 90s forever.

I f*cking love the 90s!

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
All of them.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Maybe her and Bill will have a romantic date and then launch cruise missiles at Iraq for old-time's sake?

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Maybe her and Bill will have a romantic date and then launch cruise missiles at Iraq for old-time's sake?

Her naked rear end pushing down on the launch button as bill goes south.

Also I hope Venezuela, change would be nice. But it will probably be Yemen or something.

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Chad

Not the Republic of Chad. A sovereign citizen named Chad.

R9K will be pleased.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Gonna go with some of the less obvious choices.

Deployments in Nigeria to fight Boko Haram and an intervention in Venezuela to help overthrow Maduro.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Honestly, if I had to pick a place she'd actually deploy peacekeepers not-completely-trivial numbers of boots on the ground, Nigeria would probably be pretty high on the list, if only because the Nigerian military is a bit clownshoes and the Nigerian government is broadly willing to accept international assistance.

Venezuela would be pretty crazy-rear end, but US-Venezuela relations also tend to be crazy-rear end, so I guess I wouldn't rule it out.

I don't see Yemen or probably Libya as being quite that high - putting actual American troops into Yemen was considered Real Dumb back when we were literally actively supporting the legitimate internationally recognized national government, and in Libya it would be Pretty Dumb to actively back whatever faction we like best this week. Both are pretty well suited to proxy operations plus flying death robots.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I am not sure she would actually put a meaningful number of troops on the ground. I am thinking Obama mk2: flying death robots, piles of military aid, manned flying death machines if we don't have enough robots.

KaptainKrunk posted:

Probably some Sahel African country under the pretext of Right 2 Protect. Special forces in Yemen to rollback AQAP because good luck getting the Saudis to do it.

Clinton's foreign policy is going to try to stay as engaged with the ME as we are now, support Israel more, AND ramp up our containment of China all at the same time. She's going to bring in people who are absolutely disgusted with how Obama has acted, while keeping the most interventionist types (Powers, Rice) in different positions. Basically, a bunch of people who will try to freeze the international system in the 90s forever.
These two sound about right.

So basically she's going to invade the Islamic State with special forces, but everyone's okay with that except maybe Turkey and who gives a poo poo about Turkey?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
she's going to put all of the latin american states with unions on a board and throw darts at it

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

fade5 posted:

These two sound about right.

So basically she's going to invade the Islamic State with special forces, but everyone's okay with that except maybe Turkey and who gives a poo poo about Turkey?

Agreed, America is finally ready for foreverwar.

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