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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hyrule is not a country

It is a county.

My Imaginary GF has issued a correction as of 07:32 on Apr 13, 2016

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Toadvine posted:

we're goin to war!
pretend I posted that boner inducing scene from Starship Troopers

The one with Dizzy getting naked and boning Rico?

Extremely my poo poo.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Thump! posted:

The one with Dizzy getting naked and boning Rico?

Extremely my poo poo.

I meant the one where all the lithe recruits are running across the tarmac "goin to war!" But really just pretend it's the whole movie I posted

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

My Imaginary GF posted:

Hyrule is not a country

It is a county.

its a kingdom you loving mong

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Terror Sweat posted:

do you think she'll put severe sanctions on a country and starve a shitload of them to death?

Yes.

Maybe she'll reverse course on Cuba.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Is Egypt playing nice with us?

Libya has oil so maybe we'll try and stage some despot retake but it wont be a direct invade.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Lastgirl posted:

its a kingdom you loving mong

So is Canada.

America should abolish all monarchies in north america and make them pay for our healthcare.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
stankonia

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
maybe arrakis

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
guys guys, what if it's not a place, but an idea, what if it's...the internet

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

rudatron posted:

guys guys, what if it's not a place, but an idea, what if it's...the internet

It must be brought to heel.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

The Snark posted:

It must be brought to heel.

At first there were dark tidings from Mordor, and as an upstanding Shireton with a corn-cobb pipe, I said nothing and consorted with no wizards.

Then the black gate fell and the orcs roamed the dead marshes, and as an upstanding Shireton with a corn-cobb pipe, I said nothing and consorted with no wizards.

Then the men of the south organized into a horde, and while I was an upstanding Shireton with a corn-cobb pipe, I began to convort with the Clinton Campaign.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Like the recording studio?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Microwaves Mom posted:

Is Egypt playing nice with us?


ya she's friendly with the current dictator
not as friendly as she was with mubarak but sisi's anti-palestinian policy really appeals to her

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Saudi via Obama's longterm pivot to Iran. We left the 9/11 timebomb there for a reason and it seems the timetable to start prepping the public for war is at hand.

Obama will, of course, be staunchly against it, so the right will need to either agree with him or agree with Hillary and WAR and guess which one they'll pick?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

rudatron posted:

guys guys, what if it's not a place, but an idea, what if it's...the internet

She moved on from video games to the internet now?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

zen death robot posted:

She's heard about your posting and well, RIP dude

Her moderating as President will make D&D mods look like libertarians in comparison. :smug:

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Who has made large donations to the Clinton foundation recently?

Probably whoever those guys don't like.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I just found out Hillary carries hot sauce in her purse, she's a stealth Mexican!

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


hillary will invade wherever bernie babies fester

she must cleanse the scourge

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Maybe Hillary will annex Canada. That place is ripe for the taking

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Condiv posted:

hillary will invade wherever bernie babies fester

she must cleanse the scourge

Can we smuggle Joementum out of Vermont before the purges? He's a good poster and I'd hate to lose him.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


zen death robot posted:

you'll be missed

please honor my dying wish and enable unicode in thread titles so i can up my shitposting game

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Fanatic posted:

Maybe Hillary will annex Canada. That place is ripe for the taking

I hear they have oil

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Lord of Pie posted:

I hear they have oil

And better maple syrup than Vermont.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Instead of invading a country, why not invade Ted Cruz? There's plenty of oil and nobody likes the people who live there.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Fanatic posted:

Maybe Hillary will annex Canada. That place is ripe for the taking

step 1: annex canada
step 2: privitize their maple syrup cartel and healthcare industries
step 3: profit

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Rwanda for making bill look bad in '94

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Welp, Syria's off the table:

slavatuvs posted:

France 24 documentary shows large contingent of American and French forces on the ground in Northeastern Syria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aftoBdrjm7Q
https://twitter.com/green_lemonnn/status/723829697843462144/photo/1

pertinent screenshots:




We're already there.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

I just found out Hillary carries hot sauce in her purse
shes unironically got my vote

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

burkina faso

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Any chance she takes out Vatican City for providing aid and comfort to the enemy?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fade5 posted:

Welp, Syria's off the table:

We're already there.

gently caress yeah! About goddamn time America joined forces with France to kick some fascist rear end. Look at how loving great it was last time we won.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

I just found out Hillary carries hot sauce in her purse, she's a stealth Mexican!

What kind of hot sauce? This is important.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Powercrazy posted:

What kind of hot sauce? This is important.

Miracle Whip

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Powercrazy posted:

What kind of hot sauce? This is important.

I give her some credit and assume it's Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot or some other cheap bullshit.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
all of them lets hope

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Powercrazy posted:

What kind of hot sauce? This is important.

Whoa, hold up there. Hot sauce just isn't a thing in white america.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Quiet Feet posted:

I give her some credit and assume it's Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot or some other cheap bullshit.

how is this giving her credit?

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Toadvine posted:

how is this giving her credit?

It could've just been a mild salsa.

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