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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

priest: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and work of tony, the world's fattest man
widow: *sobs*
priest: in accordance with tony's last will and testament i would like you to look beneath your pews, you will find the remainder of tony's fortune, spent entirely on candy bars
widow: *sobs louder*
mother: the crumbly chocolate of this Flake bar reminds me of the impermanence of life
best friend: (eating four Picnic bars at once) it's what he would've wanted

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 15:00

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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

henry was devastated at the loss of his wife, finding her body laying in the parlor one night, a delicious hershey's chocolate bar still nestled into her hands, he loosened the chocolaty delight from her rigor mortis grip only to find out she had already eaten most it. henry let out a defeated sigh, "gotta get more hershey's..."

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 17:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

this is considered bullying in the diabetic culture

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 17:25

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