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May 21, 2024 17:16
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Ah, the chocolate orange! I knew it, Horatio: a candy of infinite zest, of most excellent fancy: it hath melted in my mouth a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hangs that foil that I have unwrapped I know not how oft.
*eats the last piece*
Where be your sugar now? your orange extract? your xanthan gum? your natural and artificial flavors, that were wont to bulge the Christmas stocking overfill'd?
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Apr 3, 2016 16:07
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henry was devastated at the loss of his wife, finding her body laying in the parlor one night, a delicious hershey's chocolate bar still nestled into her hands, he loosened the chocolaty delight from her rigor mortis grip only to find out she had already eaten most it. henry let out a defeated sigh, "gotta get more hershey's..."
onlookers rolled their eyes, and to this day that bar is called "Oh, Henry!"
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Apr 3, 2016 17:44
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