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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I have sent and recived porn a number of digital ways. I've emailed, instant message, texts,web cams, nudes, video camera, Facebook. But I've never faxed or had porn faxed to me.

Faxes have always seemed to have a professional feel to them. You only fax when you have legitimate business to conduct. I just don't think any one ever has.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
In hischool we had to make collages out of old magazines. We cut out a page with some lady with most of her boobs out and photocopied it as well as some other softcore porn someone brought and sold black and white photocopies of porn for $5

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Japs fax porn but the genitals are automatically censored in the phone lines

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Japs fax porn but the genitals are automatically censored in the phone lines

Whst the hell is this BS. Ive sent and received porno faxes and this is not the case

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Occasionally we would receive porn and 419 scams via fax at a company I worked for. I'd send back happy cat as it was a huge waste of ink.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
fax me some uncensored porn pls

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
In the 90's, Dr Drew on the Loveline radio show used to tell teenagers to fax in pictures of their weird genital rashes for a diagnosis, I'm pretty sure that'd land a few people in jail these days.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Isaac posted:

In hischool we had to make collages out of old magazines. We cut out a page with some lady with most of her boobs out and photocopied it as well as some other softcore porn someone brought and sold black and white photocopies of porn for $5

lol the past

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



whenever i acquire a new piece of tech with some form of imaging or display capability my first task is to get porn onto it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

VectorSigma posted:

whenever i acquire a new piece of tech with some form of imaging or display capability my first task is to get porn onto it

Sometimes i cough and a bit of tar flies out onto my buttons and let me tell you its a whole palaver

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

criscodisco posted:

In the 90's, Dr Drew on the Loveline radio show used to tell teenagers to fax in pictures of their weird genital rashes for a diagnosis, I'm pretty sure that'd land a few people in jail these days.

I was listening to some classic Loveline a while back and I heard Drew talking about that. I kind of wondered how people didn't think there might be a problem with that.

No one tell Commie Ned Flanders though, He might make a lovely post about it.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

FIRST TIME posted:

I was listening to some classic Loveline a while back and I heard Drew talking about that. I kind of wondered how people didn't think there might be a problem with that.

No one tell Commie Ned Flanders though, He might make a lovely post about it.

unlike any other post he makes? :raise:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


H.H posted:

unlike any other post he makes? :raise:

No, just like every other post he makes.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I can't say I have, OP

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I faxed your mom

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich

FIRST TIME posted:

I was listening to some classic Loveline a while back and I heard Drew talking about that. I kind of wondered how people didn't think there might be a problem with that.

No one tell Commie Ned Flanders though, He might make a lovely post about it.

it was a simpler time when faxing someone a picture of your infected vagina was just one of those daily things like going to the post office or saying hi to the milkman

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

In hischool we had to make collages out of old magazines. We cut out a page with some lady with most of her boobs out and photocopied it as well as some other softcore porn someone brought and sold black and white photocopies of porn for $5

Lol I remember doing this. Back in the day of wood porn

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Mr. Unlucky posted:

it was a simpler time when faxing someone a picture of your infected vagina was just one of those daily things like going to the post office or saying hi to the milkman

Trump 2016 make america great again.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

reignofevil posted:

Trump 2016 make america great again.

Thank god.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
What's the fax equivalent of the dick pic? Phallus facsimile?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
We have an actual fax machine at work that we need for specific government forms, and a friend of mine figured out our fax number and enjoys sending us giant rear end random pictures from his phone, choking up the line for 20 minutes at a time and blowing through a large amount of toner

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



I used to have a boss who would share porn with his bros via PowerPoint. Each slide was a different pic and sometimes there would be a storyline.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I hope someone has had the common decency to fax Goatse.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Boinks posted:

I hope someone has had the common decency to fax Goatse.

On more than one occasion, yeah

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Boinks posted:

I hope someone has had the common decency to fax Goatse.

I've faxed goatse many times but he never replies

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
used to fax porn from the library every weekend to the Coordinator of Student Activities in hs because he was a jerk and very very catholic and freaked out by sex and I hoped eventually it would make him have some sort of cathartic explosion (emotionally or in his pants , either would have been cool) but he never acknowledged it in any way and it was a bummer

Goatse'd him too



:(

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Booblord Zagats posted:

On more than one occasion, yeah

Would it be faster and cheaper to send ASCII goatse? GoatASCII, if you will.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Dr Cheeto posted:

Would it be faster and cheaper to send ASCII goatse? GoatASCII, if you will.

"faster" and "cheaper" aint the point of faxing

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I want to give a friend goatse but I don't want to be a complete dick about toner, that poo poo is expensive.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
baby, every fax is porn to me

baby

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

PBS Newshour posted:

baby, every fax is porn to me

baby

Let me get them digits :wink:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
baby make my toner run dry

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I slowly tape four pieces of black paper together into a loop

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Dr Cheeto posted:

Would it be faster and cheaper to send ASCII goatse? GoatASCII, if you will.

Yeah, much more

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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Dr Cheeto posted:

I want to give a friend goatse but I don't want to be a complete dick about toner, that poo poo is expensive.

It's ok, just fax him a $20 and an apology for wasting so much toner.

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