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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I went on a diet for 2 weeks of invalid food to fix my hosed up stomach. It wasnt great but it also wasnt that hard

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
dieting isn't that hard, just eat a loving carrot or whatever, they take space in your stomach and have nutrients so they're pretty good at the whole hunger problem.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I dare you to eat more OP

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'm on a diet now. My blood pressure is high and I want to see if losing weight and not drinking caffeine will help. If I can get from 159/110 to 140/100 I'll be happy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I suggest high doses of methamphetamine.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Guys use a treadmill with incline it's amazing

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Theres a spider being silly next to my ashtray. Hes walking around flailing its manibles

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Wrong thread and i dont even care

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Isaac posted:

I went on a diet for 2 weeks of invalid food to fix my hosed up stomach. It wasnt great but it also wasnt that hard

What's the gently caress is "invalid food"? Like, wood and sand?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I heard that the best diet is the one where you eat a gun barrel. You'll never gain any weight again after that diet.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


There's a sick parody of this thread floating around GBS.. from what I hear

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat nothing but costco chicken bakes and dicks

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Grilled up some bomb chicken breasts tonight with corn on tha cob fuckyessss

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Carmant posted:

There's a sick parody of this thread floating around GBS.. from what I hear

liar

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Bananana posted:

What's the gently caress is "invalid food"? Like, wood and sand?

Like plain toast or dry cereal

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i think they meant invalid as in a shut-in. pronunciation mah d00d

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im eating another frozen chicken teryaki bowl from costco with extra veggies and hot sauce. :yum:

i wish it was a burrito but im watching my burrito intake

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



My resting heart rate is 50bpm

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i hate mondays

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i burned 2800 calories in under 3 hours by riding my drat bike up and down a mountain

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

i burned 2800 calories in under 3 hours by riding my drat bike up and down a mountain

You should do Mt Everest next time

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

i burned 2800 calories in under 3 hours by riding my drat bike up and down a mountain

sounds pretty gay

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
I stopped eating burgerking all the time and I eat some steak and salad once a day and I've lost 30 pounds since january. Probably would have lost more if I didn't get drunk and eat taco bell once every few weeks but oh well this is already a pretty unhealthy pace.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
taco bell cheat meals are the correct cheat meal

that and costco pizza

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im now drinking beer and eating candy tho

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

im now drinking beer and eating candy tho

i too do this combination at times

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

im now drinking beer and eating candy tho
a zima with a jolly rancher in it is the drink of champions

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im kinda hungry guys but im gonna drink a protein shake so that should help

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Go on a See Food diet OP. Whenever you see food, you eat it.

Alternatively, go on a C food diet. Only eat foods that begin with the letter c. Like cock.













Cock as in chicken.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

WHy would you eat candy with beer when you could instead eat steak or pork rinds?

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

going on a diet to lose weight. doing to stop dieting when my body looks like a veiny penis with 6 pack abs. ask me questions here about my diet or anything here.

You didn't give up in mafia, don't give up now pussy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Roger Craig posted:

Alternatively, go on a C food diet. Only eat foods that begin with the letter c. Like cock.

Cock as in chicken.
but a cock refers to a rooster whereas chicken in the context of food refers to hens everywhere chickens have been domesticated :confused:

eating cock as in "a penis" makes more sense to me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mayor Glowku posted:

You didn't give up in mafia, don't give up now pussy

Am I going crazy, your name still shows up as Glowku but when I quote you it says Mayor Glowku.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

"[u posted:

Mayor[/u] Glowku" post="458403150"]
You didn't give up in mafia, don't give up now pussy

:chanpop:

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Mayor Glowku posted:

You didn't give up in mafia, don't give up now pussy

give up on what

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

im kinda hungry guys but im gonna drink a protein shake so that should help

Eat a sandwhich with some wholemeal bread. Fibre makes you feel full.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Isaac posted:

Eat a sandwhich with some wholemeal bread. Fibre makes you feel full.

More importantly, poop!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I get my fiber from eating coffee grounds, like a man.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

I haven't eaten a single thing other than pork rinds in two weeks but I'm eating a variety of flavors to get all the vitamins

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Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Counting calories is the way to go

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