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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Ghengis Khan nearly destroyed the world under the banner of a singular idea: the civilized life was a life of weakness and sloth.

The greatest empires of his day crumbled before the force of this savage ideology.

Now, a thousand plus years on, we sit on the Internet. We drive cars. We no longer kill our own meat, we no longer grow our own crop.

Are we truly better, or is civilization weakening the human race?

Discuss respectfully.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Civilization made plastic surgery and smart men with large bank accounts.


Eh, I guess it's a wash.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Civilization 5 is pretty good, OP.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Civilization 5 is pretty good, OP.

i like to play as the mongols because of their lust for "mongolian style" sex

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Applewhite posted:

Civilization 5 is pretty good, OP.

yeah should probably get the expansions tho

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
It's better than being killed because the neighboring tribe needs slaves for their chiefs harem or some other bullshit.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Civilization 5 is pretty good, OP.

Also this.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
More like Gay poo poo Scholar

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
wen i play civ i usually pick catherine and am very aggressive and expansionist. forgoing nuclear plants so that i can build the largest fleet of giant death robots possible

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lots of people are down on the new space civilization but i really enjoy it

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Qurnah posted:

It's better than being killed because the neighboring tribe needs slaves for their chiefs harem or some other bullshit.

Gonna have to agree to disagree here.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Gonna have to agree to disagree here.

Same

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Civilization killed everything good. We should be back in the Game of Thrones era and we would still have dragons.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

im in a very bad mood and gently caress society!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

yeah should probably get the expansions tho

The base game kind of sucks, but, poo poo, the two expansions kick rear end. Can't even go back to the older games where "Culture" just means purple music-note points that expand your border.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Devian666 posted:

Civilization killed everything good. We should be back in the Game of Thrones era and we would still have dragons.

I'd go kill a dragon.

I'd also go kill a whale.

I"m a primitive sailor ask me anything

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I keep trying to beat it before a few hundred turns, the only outcome where I end the game between 1000-1500 is using the religion policy where religious buildings also promote tourism. Someday I'll figure it out. :shrug:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't think that was his idea, his idea was "build an awesome empire motherfuckers"

dude was a civilizer par excellence.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im upset about the misuse of the term civilization by the serious posters itt

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Ocean Book posted:

im upset about the misuse of the term civilization by the serious posters itt

sorry

Is Sid Meier's Civilization a good thing?

naem
May 29, 2011

1. stabbing
2.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

naem posted:

1. stabbing
2.

Civilized stabbing is better than regular stabbing.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
stab my butt in a civilized manner

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
throw whatever Jared Diamond book you're reading in the trash, OP, he's a hack

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ghostter posted:

im in a very bad mood and gently caress society!

agreed

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
What is "good"? Is good being able to blow all tribal idiots back to the stone age with bombs? Then yes. Does good mean personally convenient for me? Double yes. Is good the difference between hunting and foraging all day and sitting on my rear end shitposting and eating cheetos with chosticks? Then triple yes.

Aquinas once spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Now that city is reality and WE are become its kings. Or better than kings. Gods!

Dooooo doo doo doo doo! Doo doo DOO dooooooooo!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Heh. Heh. A gently caress society. Get it? Y'know, that's what we'd have if we took after the Bonobos and not the chimps, and furthermore,

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

hey guys, this thing that improves everyone's life, is it good?

does anyone know

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

hey guys, this thing that improves everyone's life, is it good?

does anyone know

It's total poo poo.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Heh. Heh. A gently caress society. Get it? Y'know, that's what we'd have if we took after the Bonobos and not the chimps, and furthermore,

only through human achievement and the universal brotherhood of mankind can this great dream be achieved. long live the gay agenda!

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
As a misanthrope that cannot be in the presence of another human without experiencing crippling insecurity I say burn it all down

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

solaranus posted:

As a misanthrope that cannot be in the presence of another human without experiencing crippling insecurity I say burn it all down

It really is for the best.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

solaranus posted:

As a misanthrope that cannot be in the presence of another human without experiencing crippling insecurity I say burn it all down

As a misanthrope that cannot be in the presence of another human without experiencing crippling insecurity I say I'd do even worse in a world without computers and videogames and fast food and 24 hour grocery stores.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ghengis Khan nearly destroyed the world under the banner of a singular idea: the civilized life was a life of weakness and sloth.

The greatest empires of his day crumbled before the force of this savage ideology.

Now, a thousand plus years on, we sit on the Internet. We drive cars. We no longer kill our own meat, we no longer grow our own crop.

Are we truly better, or is civilization weakening the human race?

Discuss respectfully.

Wow what a bad post. Like, your first line is just plain bullshit.

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
civilization has given us the ability to trigger a mass extinction event that will hopefully kill off all multi-cellular life by the time we're through so yeah i'd say it rules p. hard op

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Netflix marco polo was just ok. Not great or anything,

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Discuss respectfully.

gently caress you and whatever it was you posted

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

throw whatever Jared Diamond book you're reading in the trash, OP, he's a hack

I dunno who this is.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ghengis Khan nearly destroyed the world under the banner of a singular idea: the civilized life was a life of weakness and sloth.

The greatest empires of his day crumbled before the force of this savage ideology.

Now, a thousand plus years on, we sit on the Internet. We drive cars. We no longer kill our own meat, we no longer grow our own crop.

Are we truly better, or is civilization weakening the human race?

Discuss respectfully.

i actually do kill my own meat and cant decide if i should call you an idiot bitch or commend you for at least acknowledging societies short comings

i also
-do my own woodworking
-forage my own berries
-suck my own cock

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