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He lives!quote:The Syrian government has freed an American freelance photographer who was abducted after traveling to the country in 2012, according to two U.S. officials. If the candidates really want to Make America Great Again, they should make this American hero their Vice President.
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He'd be the sanest candidate in the race.
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Apr 8, 2016 18:19
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Too young for VP, but I'm sure we can give him State
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Fat Lowtax posted:Too young for VP, but I'm sure we can give him State Surgeon General at least.
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Apr 8, 2016 19:03
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ozmunkeh posted:Surgeon General at least. gently caress that Sec Def
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Apr 8, 2016 19:05
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Naerasa posted:He'd be the sanest candidate in the race. for the Republicans, at least, almost certainly
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Apr 8, 2016 19:13
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loving amazing
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Apr 8, 2016 20:08
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Can't believe Caro is still alive, I hope he comes back to post about his experiences in Syria
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Apr 8, 2016 20:16
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holy poo poo
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Apr 8, 2016 20:20
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This has to be fake. I thought he was confirmed dead. Jesus Christ, imagine how insane he is now.
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Apr 8, 2016 20:48
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He'll still be used to GBS 1.0 rules when he comes back, so let's be easy on him as he makes the readjustment
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Fat Lowtax posted:Too young for VP, but I'm sure we can give him State A person ineligible for president (under 35) isn't able to be on the ticket for VP iirc. So yeah, agreed.
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Apr 8, 2016 21:05
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poo poo, I'd rather vote for Caro than for Donald or Ted so gently caress it.
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Apr 8, 2016 21:16
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Already posted a QCS thread calling for both his unbanning and ascension to YCS IK. Please stop by and show your support  Or don't, whatever idc
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Apr 8, 2016 21:44
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Holy freaking moley hes alive? thats absolutely bonkers!! Hope he comes back Caro for clinton vp
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"freelance photographer" is a very generous description of what Caro was up to out there edit: https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/718548673383309312 Distant Chicken has issued a correction as of 22:21 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Apr 8, 2016 22:11
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The system works.
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Apr 8, 2016 22:45
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OatmealRaisin posted:"freelance photographer" is a very generous description of what Caro was up to out there oh my god
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Apr 8, 2016 23:00
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Glenn Beck was right, we are a CIA front!
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Apr 8, 2016 23:11
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Helsing posted:Glenn Beck was right, we are a CIA front! Lol, literally lol, if it took you this long to figure it out
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Best Giraffe posted:Lol, literally lol, if it took you this long to figure it out I thought we only did SigInt and PsyOps poo poo, I didn't realize we were dispatching field agents to Syria.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:29
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Helsing posted:I thought we only did SigInt and PsyOps poo poo, I didn't realize we were dispatching field agents to Syria. Caro and Vilerat were the test cases for field work.
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Apr 8, 2016 23:55
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A Winner is Jew posted:Caro and Vilerat were the test cases for field work. 1 for 2 ain't bad.
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Apr 9, 2016 00:45
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Yadoppsi posted:1 for 2 ain't bad. Yeah, but which one was the success story?
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A Winner is Jew posted:Yeah, but which one was the success story? Well Vilerat is physically no longer a goon so him probably.
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Apr 9, 2016 00:53
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this is amazing. He's probably in no shape to be internet posting now, but one can always hope (still, odds are good he'll be in a hospital for months).
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Apr 9, 2016 01:12
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Update: Lowtax has officially announced on Twitter that Caro has been unbanned And now, we wait
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A Winner is Jew posted:Yeah, but which one was the success story? Are you a Michael Bay fan?
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Apr 9, 2016 01:48
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We need Caro's opinions on this presidential race.
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Apr 9, 2016 01:55
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Can someone flesh out the Caro lore, I recall the crazy but I don't recall the particular details beyond what's already been posted ITT.
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Apr 9, 2016 02:00
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Vox Nihili posted:Can someone flesh out the Caro lore, I recall the crazy but I don't recall the particular details beyond what's already been posted ITT. he went to Libya for a while and practiced surgery with medical training that IIRC came entirely from YouTube. he then went to Syria and got arrested and everyone thought he died in a Syrian jail but has just been released
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Vox Nihili posted:Can someone flesh out the Caro lore, I recall the crazy but I don't recall the particular details beyond what's already been posted ITT. Short version: Caro went to Libya during the civil war to fight against Gaddafi, posted a bunch of youtube videos of himself in the field, came back to the US after Gaddafi died, flew BACK out to Syria for round 2, got captured, was presumed dead, is actually alive.
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Apr 9, 2016 02:02
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I am happy the weird crazy guy is alive. Hope to read more antics from him in the future.
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Spatula City posted:this is amazing. He's probably in no shape to be internet posting now, but one can always hope (still, odds are good he'll be in a hospital for months). tbh I am kind of expecting this guy to just show up and start wildly shitposting at any minute about how he's going to NK next
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Vox Nihili posted:Can someone flesh out the Caro lore, I recall the crazy but I don't recall the particular details beyond what's already been posted ITT. Caro is an unmedicated individual with BPD and schizoid tendancy who took out a lifetime's worth of credit card debt in order to go to Africa and play white guy. Along the way, Caro was marginalized by those whom he attached himself to due to his tendancy to not know how to do simple poo poo like hold an IV line or prevent his AK from jamming up. Caro came back to the states; individuals attempted to notify institutions to block his ability to travel and put him on the no-fly list; turns out, the FBI tip-line doesn't really work when a person just needs to be sectioned. So Caro, thinking the black hellicopters were after him, went over to fight with the disorganized democratic brigades made of white collar professionals in Syria before the islamist militias mounted their PR campaigns and raised awareness of their monstrocities through their barbaric acts. Along the way, Caro was captured by SAA who couldn't understand why the gently caress Americans would be so incompetent as to allow a clearly unmedicated, mentally ill individual to travel abroad, and so treated Caro like a potential COINTELPRO plant. You see, conspiracies are a very big thing in quasi-states, as the institutions cannot be trusted, and the word on the street oft takes a reality unto itself. Russia, knowing that Americans be crazy, no, seriously, some Americans be crazy as poo poo, earned some US and western goodwill to help marginalize the dastardly turks and their sultan erdogan by convincing the SAA regime to release the mentally ill America because god drat America has one hosed up problem with mental illness. Or so I understand things.
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i didnt know about this guy but im glad this forum has gotten members on at least two (2) secretaries of state's itineraries
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Apr 9, 2016 02:41
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I call dibs on being the next administration's special goon project.
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Apr 9, 2016 02:51
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I can't think of anything more YCS than one of us getting Ted Cruz to rescue him from the Janjaweed or whatever
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Apr 9, 2016 02:52
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Helsing posted:Glenn Beck was right, we are a CIA front! Hahahaha. Oh my loving god.
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The real question is, when Caro is repatriated, should he be able to purchase another semi-automatic rifle?
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