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GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Vladimir Poutine posted:

It's kinda like "puffling". Just one of those animal names that are inherently adorable

Puffling. Keet.

Puggle.

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GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

beep beep i'm a keet

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 04:50

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Avshalom posted:

i have the worst sort of mystery on my hands: a murder mystery. keets have been disappearing at a slow but steady rate. the brood is down to ten. here is the case i am presented with

- every few hours a keet disappears. it leaves no trace - no corpse, no blood, no feathers.
- the disappearances happen both in the daytime and in the darkest night, which rules out reptiles and birds of prey
- there is never a kerfuffle, the hen shed is like two metres from my window so i would hear it. so that rules out large predators
- the keets have two mothers so should be well protected from rat attacks etc.

what is going on? my current theory is that it's a rival hen committing keetocide, but it's a shaky theory because none of my other hens have young broods at the moment and it's not something that's ever happened before. another possibility is rats sneaking under petra and zebby to steal the keets one at a time, which is also pretty ridiculous but rats cannot be trusted ever. i am also considering some sort of interdimensional portal. anyway i'll investigate as best i can and keep you all updated on developments in the case

UFOs, obviously

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 06:28

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

nice shoes, keet

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