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http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/04/08/new-app-logs-mutual-consent-sex/82773480/ this is real life guys
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It was my dick op
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Apr 13, 2016 00:02
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does it hook into grindr
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Apr 13, 2016 00:03
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<texts 'yes' to every female name in my contacts list>
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Apr 13, 2016 00:04
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confirm consent facts together "Hey, um, just checking... is consent good?" "Yeah" "Alright I'll mark that down on the list then"
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Apr 13, 2016 00:04
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all sex must be filmed and uploaded to the cloud
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Apr 13, 2016 00:07
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sorry babe, i'd love to take a whack at you but my internet connection is down
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Apr 13, 2016 00:12
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quote:25% of female students and 6% to 8% of male students are sexually assaulted each year on campuses,” app creator Wendy Mandell-Geller said in a statement. Hmmm....
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Apr 13, 2016 00:14
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what if i give consent and then wish to rescind it but a solar flare fries my wireless connection?
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Apr 13, 2016 00:24
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All sex is rape though and all men are inherently violent so...I'm not sure how this works?
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Apr 13, 2016 00:25
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cool can i just get a button imiplanted on my arm and you push that and i push it, or maybe we have some key slots across the bedroom from each other and we have to turn our keys at exactly the same time so that no one can fire off the gently caress missile on a whim
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Apr 13, 2016 00:25
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Whatever happened to the good old testament days. When you could just rape a girl and then pay her father to marry her and all is forgiven? So much easier!
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Apr 13, 2016 00:28
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Could it set it up to have a standing "sure, why not?"
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Apr 13, 2016 00:29
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I just print out photos of my many many ex-partners then shred them and jam them up my rear end, making GBS threads out the strands piece by piece. that's a kind of sex
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Apr 13, 2016 00:29
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This kind goes along with an app idea I had It's called Holes and Poles
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Apr 13, 2016 00:31
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basically you sign up as a pole and you are guaranteed to get a hole. If you sign as a Hole you are guaranteed to get a pole (for each hole you sign up for) No genders, no questions. Pole, Hole, Pole in Hole. It'd be like matchmaking in a video game where you click search and it just matches you with the nearest desired part
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Apr 13, 2016 00:34
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I just print out photos of my many many ex-partners then shred them and jam them up my rear end, making GBS threads out the strands piece by piece. I have not tried that one yet, my bucket list is growing.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:34
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nobody asked me if I consent to not having sex, op. makes u think
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Apr 13, 2016 00:35
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staberind posted:I have not tried that one yet, my bucket list is growing. As is my boner 
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Apr 13, 2016 00:35
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i got boob juice on my vagina balls
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Apr 13, 2016 00:36
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There is a girl on the bus who screams "I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY DON'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" I mean she's obviously mentally (and physically) disabled but I like her pep I think the world would be a better place if more folk just screamed out their desires "JAM STUFF IN ME" "I AM HUNGRY AND WILL DO MOST THINGS FOR A MEAL"
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Apr 13, 2016 00:38
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Normals: "All this affirmative consent stuff is heading down a slippery slope. Pretty soon there's gonna be an app you're expected to use before you can have sex." Social Justice Tumblrs: "lol at these rape apologists attacking strawmen." *affirmative consent apps become real*
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Apr 13, 2016 00:43
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Mayor Glowku posted:basically you sign up as a pole and you are guaranteed to get a hole. If you sign as a Hole you are guaranteed to get a pole (for each hole you sign up for) tbh this is somehow not a bad idea business wise no matter how u look at it
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Applewhite posted:Normals: "All this affirmative consent stuff is heading down a slippery slope. Pretty soon there's gonna be an app you're expected to use before you can have sex." JUDGE: you didn't use the consent app? looks like you're going to jail, kid
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chemtrail huffer posted:JUDGE: you didn't use the consent app? looks like you're going to jail, kid not available for Windows phone? not a defense!!!
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Apr 13, 2016 00:50
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Is there an option to retroactively approve my intercourse because my girlfriend and I have been going at it for awhile and I don't want all those times marked as rapes on my scorecard.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:54
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MiracleWhale posted:not available for Windows phone? not a defense!!! Objection! No one with a Windows phone is having sex.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:57
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RedMage129 posted:Is there an option to retroactively approve my intercourse because my girlfriend and I have been going at it for awhile and I don't want all those times marked as rapes on my scorecard. I'm calling the police
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Apr 13, 2016 00:59
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really cool & great that people are so socially stunted that this app has a market
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Apr 13, 2016 01:03
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du -hast posted:tbh this is somehow not a bad idea business wise no matter how u look at it It's the simplest form of people loving. Less details more sex (searching on the app is an implied sexual contract)
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Apr 13, 2016 01:04
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Our Safe Words Are: Code Butterscotch
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Apr 13, 2016 01:05
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this is a great idea, won't lead to problems at all no way
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Apr 13, 2016 01:07
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So Apple won't approve it because of the sex, no apps are ever available for Windows, and Fandroids are all mouth breathing goons who can't have sex. What even is the point of this app?
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Apr 13, 2016 01:13
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Just say yes. Because as a woman or a cute boy, others deserve to use your body for amusement. You are just shy of being public property.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:15
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Trojan.exe posted:So Apple won't approve it because of the sex, no apps are ever available for Windows, and Fandroids are all mouth breathing goons who can't have sex. For poles to get in holes What the gently caress dont you get
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Apr 13, 2016 01:34
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counterpoint: sex is bad
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Apr 13, 2016 01:35
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I got a pole and a hole. Hit up my rest endpoint. Gotta use protection though, so you're going to have to use oauth.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:36
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that south park episode was good
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Apr 13, 2016 01:38
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Trojan.exe posted:So Apple won't approve it because of the sex, no apps are ever available for Windows, and Fandroids are all mouth breathing goons who can't have sex. to disrupt the pole/hole industry
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i use this when i jack off. gets around some of the sticky issues
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