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Thump! posted:The woman generally isn't very attractive, and will usually try to get some drunk Marine or sailor to come up and eat the banana. Okinawa is a weird loving island, yo.  Thump! posted:She's got razor blades up there. he specifically says it was her vaginal muscles that cut the banana I can only assume jim webb once went to a banana show and has some weird loving ideas about what's in a vagina
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Bip Roberts posted:Wait, so why did the dude suck the baby dick in the one book? This, especially since one of the articles claimed that this was indeed something he'd actually (said that) he'd seen, but then didn't elaborate
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Jim seems like the type of guy who got drunk enough to try and gently caress the banana show lady, honestly.
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I bet Nancy Reagan liked them.
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Thump! posted:She's got razor blades up there. This seems like an unusually ill-fated employment niche even for an Okinawan prostitute. 
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who's a nastier guy: Jim Webb or Ted Cruz?
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point of return posted:who's a nastier guy: Jim Webb or Ted Cruz? let's not forget Bernie Sanders who wrote political bondage smut
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point of return posted:who's a nastier guy: Jim Webb or Ted Cruz? Tough call. Both have killed men just to watch them die, but at least Web did it during a war.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:This seems like an unusually ill-fated employment niche even for an Okinawan prostitute. It's for the banana, not your junk. Not that that doesn't happen.
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Thump! posted:Jim seems like the type of guy who got drunk enough to try and gently caress the banana show lady, honestly. She may have been clean back in the Vietnam days, but she's a Petri dish now. I was in the sick bay waiting for a dental checkup, this dude came in whose neck was swollen and face had a rash, and the MO came out and screamed at him for eating the the banana
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Since this is just Banana Lady thread now here's some funny YouTube comments I found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnk25qzIG24 
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Silver2195 posted:I'd hate to think how people would react if, say, GRRM ran for public office. We'd still be waiting for the election results.
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We've been able to confirm banana lady.  This thread surpassed all expectations when that happened.
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Thump! posted:It's for the banana, not your junk. Actually I was thinking about the concerns for her genitals, not the customers'.
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I have heard of the ping pong show. I'll have to confer with my buddies in military about Mrs Banana Split. Here is a video I haven't watched supposedly describing both athletic feats https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_RCURC6qeM
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 http://www.newsmax.com/t/newsmax/article/697228 quote:NYPost: Jim Webb's PAC Paid Wife, Daughter Tens of Thousands of Dollars To be fair he might be one of these guys who doesn't bother to use the internet because he's old so I could see "have to ask wife to google poo poo and type emails" as being covered by "website services." Paying your kids "consulting" fees could be paying for "honey, what is a Facebook?" and "what does the Twitter machine say"? 
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A woman's blog on kegel exercises and "the jade egg" (AVAILABLE ON AMAZON!) http://mariahfreya.com/kegel-exercises-for-women/ I'm going to go clear my browser history now and take a shower. Possibly with lye. Edit: the whole point I did that search quote:Tips for your Daily Squeeze Helical Nightmares has issued a correction as of 18:50 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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I ate the banana in '86. It does indeed taste look pussy juice
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gonna meet up with the gals tonight to talk about Nick Sparks books and clench our pussies e: I really wanna know how the movie subtitles thing works
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Helical Nightmares posted:
to be fair i'm finding it difficult to have a problem with taking advantage of people who seriously think Jim Webb could win both the Democratic primary and the general election like come on man someone's gonna take their money, why not give it to the vietnam vet's family
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:to be fair i'm finding it difficult to have a problem with taking advantage of people who seriously think Jim Webb could win both the Democratic primary and the general election As far as corruption goes, $70 grand to two people, one a corporate lawyer who may have actualy done a thing, over a span of 2-3 years...I could live with that. Of course greed takes over and that's never enough but as a corruption tale goes it's small potatoes.
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Helical Nightmares posted:
whole lotta muscles associated with the vagina, what do you have against women working them out?
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Webb/Banana Lady 2016 imho
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Thump! posted:Webb/Banana Lady 2016 imho Now that's a ticket I can get behind. 
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Bip Roberts posted:Wait, so why did the dude suck the baby dick in the one book? Putting a young boy's penis in one's mouth to quiet him or something like that is apparently a common thing in some cultures, and not seen as a sexual thing by people who do it.
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