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im a bad boy

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monkay posted:

Does Dogcrash still post?
...They're a cutie

no ...he went to live on a farm

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Luvcow posted:

my crush motions for me to jump on the back of their motorcycle, i can hear the ninjas behind me, the whirl of the throwing star as it grazes my arm, the tinge of pain that makes me hurry as i leap onto the back of the bike and wrap my arms around their burly chest, i whisper into their ear, "drive fast, speed turns me on"


Luvcow posted:

it is dawn when we finish making love beneath the prehistoric waterfall, the motorcycle still hidden by the waters edge behind us, we lie in the first light of the rising sun, bodies entwined, i can feel my crush's arm reaching out and deftly rolling a joint with one hand, they light it and lean in, blowing the smoke gently into my ears, we both giggle and hold each other tightly, somewhere in the distance a t-rex lets out a mournful howl, we must move now, the lizard people will be coming...

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