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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I can believe something similar to this happened, they just aren't going to be a supervisor for long.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

TheKennedys posted:

Probably in some places, but the public schools where I am (Central Texas) at least require shot records to register, I'd assume most places probably do (medical exceptions aside). It's one of those things the Worst States tend to be a bit better on, because the crazy religious right aren't the ones screaming about antivax (just creationism)

Hi future goons, I’m catching up on this thread from 4 years ago and there’s a whole lot of funny foreshadowing but this one I had to quote

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
https://twitter.com/sleepesocialist/status/1495857726043435014?s=21

Wow talk about OWNED!!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I had a weird 101 class with an obviously leftist teacher who had us play an invented version of Monopoly where you were assigned an economic class that affected starting money and let you own property before the start of the game (inherited wealth). I was the richest player by luck of the draw, everyone else started trying to screw each other over and mostly ignored me. I think if I had to play it again now, and I wasn't the dude that started with like a third of the properties already owned I try and unionize the other players, but younger me was kinda libertarian so I don't know if I'd do differently than the other players.

As the dude with most wealth I did nothing but roll around the board, occasionally pay a pittance to other players for basic rent and collect enough cash to improve my properties to slowly steal everyone else's money.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Monopoly was invented to show why landowning was inherently exploitative, so your prof was on the right track.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Monopoly was invented to show why landowning was inherently exploitative, so your prof was on the right track.

Yeah, I think he was just trying to make it a lot quicker to get to the eventual conclusion, since the class was only an hour.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

https://twitter.com/jeanettehayes/status/1496598200618213379?t=AItjLkdcwv4utjOxlZM9Vg&s=19

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










That's not a 14yo thing to say?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

oldpainless posted:

First and last week as a supervisor

I got fired from a Target as a checkout lane manager for "not writing enough people up" and when I asked for examples of writeups I missed but should have performed they said "This isn't about concrete examples, your target writeups should be at 2-4 per week."

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

That’s absolutely something I would have said as a 14 year old, but I was a very strange 14 year old.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

theironjef posted:

I got fired from a Target as a checkout lane manager for "not writing enough people up" and when I asked for examples of writeups I missed but should have performed they said "This isn't about concrete examples, your target writeups should be at 2-4 per week."
Write up the manager

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
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I AM THERESA MAY


Splicer posted:

Write up the manager
2-4 times per week.

You'd think that staff needing to be written up more often is a sign of bad management (until you realise that the main part of management is arbitrarily making GBS threads on people to make yourself feel like a big man)

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Most places you get fired after 3 write ups or so so you'd be firing your entire line of cashier's every 2 months or so at that metric.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Most places you get fired after 3 write ups or so so you'd be firing your entire line of cashier's every 2 months or so at that metric.

Never have to give raises that way.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Most places you get fired after 3 write ups or so so you'd be firing your entire line of cashier's every 2 months or so at that metric.

this is v. much the case for this --

The General posted:

Never have to give raises that way.

reason.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
And now nobody wants to work anymore :bahgawd: places that treat their staff like poo poo are having trouble finding anyone, weird I wonder how that happened.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Saw this posted in earnest, by a teacher:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









And that man was... Albert Einstein!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I saw that posted unironically on Facebook and just went "Yeah, I'd laugh at you being that loving bad at teaching."

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i did third grade level times tables right!! applaud me!!

and everyone stood up and applauded.

and that man... was adolf hitler.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
Last time I saw that shared it was a random teacher some rando had in school. Good to see it's even more believable now.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i did third grade level times tables right!! applaud me!!

and everyone stood up and applauded.

and that man... was adolf hitler.

People only remember Hitler from his one art school failure and ignore everything else he did.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'd rather do nothing than gently caress up 9*10.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Did Einstein even teach? I've never even heard of anyone calling themselves "Student of Einstein", which should be up there with "PayPal founder".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evobatman posted:

Did Einstein even teach?

Yes.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://genealogy.math.ndsu.nodak.edu/id.php?id=53269

No students known, though this looks at being a phd advisor which is more significant than just a lecture class.

Tunicate has a new favorite as of 14:57 on Mar 14, 2022

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



lobsterminator posted:

People only remember Hitler from his one art school failure and ignore everything else he did.

"Don't let criticism destroy your dreams."

- Adolf Hitler

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
That's pretty good math for someone who their failed 3ed grade math class. I know that's true because I read it in a meme.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


I know he was a big advocate for civil rights and guest lectured at Lincoln University (an HBCU) in 1946. I'm not positive, but I think he only did guest lectures.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

He was a professor. He taught loads of people.

e: Not Hitler.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

3D Megadoodoo posted:

He was a professor. He taught loads of people.

e: Not Hitler.

Einstein taught Hitler but flunked him from art school and that explains everything else.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

As I recall, Einstein murdered Hitler.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

3D Megadoodoo posted:

As I recall, Einstein murdered Hitler.

Yeah, and look how that turned out.

At least we got a rad title track from it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evobatman posted:

Yeah, and look how that turned out.

At least we got a rad title track from it.

Why are new computer video games so suck :(

(I know this is off-topic, feel free to probate me so I can contemplate the fact that I feel nostalgic about games, a thing for literal children.)

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I mean, if the kid's parents constantly talk poo poo about Biden and how he should burn in hell I could see an 8 year old internalizing that.

If you ask an 8 year old who the think should be president, 99% of the time they'll say whoever their parents think.

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I was supervising recess at an elementary school on Election Day 2016 and overheard two little girls talking about how Hilary Clinton was awful and was going to ban chocolate. Lunchtime featured multiple spontaneous chants of Donald Trump's name. I 100% believe that picture was drawn by a real kid.

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