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It says "and past paramedic."
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bike tory posted:Swords obviously not but why would a teacher stop an 8 year old wearing chain mail? "Disrupting the learning environment," the teacher equivalent of the old "interfering with a police officer" catch-all charge.
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Haifisch posted:Being banned from buying groceries because you got put in the wrong database sounds like something out of a lovely cyberpunk story. But it wasn't the WRONG database, now was it?
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Sep 3, 2018 04:28
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I literally balled my eyes out.
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Sep 3, 2018 04:45
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Look, it's Alaska. You fire the one teenager within a day's drive, then you gotta take out a help wanted ad in the Mooseknuckle Mirror and before you know it you're giving 30 hours a week to some toothless, shack-dwelling hermit who won't tell you his name and comes to work drunk on stove fuel.
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What a loving dweeb, good God. Edit: if I have pick one thing out of that whirlwind of poo poo, I guess I'll go with the household pet acting like a highly trained police dog.
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Also, PYF > stdh.txt > I can't get my grades any higher, so I might as well get high too!
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Sep 30, 2018 23:21
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Man, that punch/stairs wound looks an awful lot like you tried to give your cat a bath.
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Oct 18, 2018 18:01
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Our culture is going through some...interesting changes.
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System Metternich posted:
I wonder if any of them can spell the name of the things they get paid to create. There's no Y in "algorithm."
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Nov 1, 2018 06:01
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It never ceases to amaze me how people can spell words two different ways in adjacent sentences.
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Nov 27, 2018 08:37
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Watch out, Enes Kanter. 
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Jan 16, 2019 16:11
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You could always ask them to go check in the back, offering them a chance for a nice smoke break.
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Feb 9, 2019 16:49
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For the 200th time in this thread, lemme just say that I'm glad social media wasn't around when I was a teenager.
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Alligators like pets sometimes.
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May 11, 2019 05:50
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I think it's the stereotypical white lady name for the "demanding to speak to the manager" set.
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May 30, 2019 15:01
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Way to make it sound even cooler, Twitter guy.
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Paladinus posted:There is a difference between just reciting song lyrics and using a phrase from the song to make a coherent joke. The story says 'toddler', and small children usually struggle with the latter, although it's not completely beyond the realms of possibility. Yeah, it's not the recall of a popular children's movie that seems implausible, it's the razor-sharp comedic timing that made everyone clap.
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Most egregious one I've ever seen. He could have been on fire and rushing to jump in a lake, with the Pope and Mr. Rogers begging everyone to stay seated and let him by, and a dozen people still would have obliviously jumped up the second the seatbelt sign went off and blithely ignored the sizzling and screaming behind them as they futzed with their overhead luggage.
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I'm the "Geta style wooly hat."
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BrigadierSensible posted:Piss? Pfft, amateurs. That has remarkably competent rapping and production. I appreciate the effort that was put into it.
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