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Splicer posted:Grandpas tell jokes sometimes and Spiderman is from the 60s. So it might be true and also Peter Parker is 69 grandpa, suck it up and go save great great aunt may. True. However,  This poo poo did not happen.
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Considering she spelled it "armor", she's talking about schoolkids wielding weapons in an american school which makes me wish there was a combination of  and 
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Leavemywife posted:
I love the image of two angry teachers looking up THE RULE BOOK and being like "well, it doesn't mention armor specifically so technically I guess she's right..."
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Aug 16, 2018 03:28
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I dunno, I've met the kids of reenactors before, I can definitely believe that they wore mail to school. Just not that they weren't resoundingly and consistently mocked for both wearing mail and having no social skills or personal hygiene.
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Aug 16, 2018 03:36
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STDH plays by Air Bud rules. Checks out.
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Aug 16, 2018 03:36
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I grab my hat and throw it down on the ground in frustration as little Junetricia vivisects another first grader with her broadsword. They just dont write the rule books with these kind of situations in mind.
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Danaru posted:I grab my hat and throw it down on the ground in frustration as little Junetricia vivisects another first grader with her broadsword. They just dont write the rule books with these kind of situations in mind. My hands are tied! If only he were using scissors or a gun, then I would have a clear ruling I could stop him. But alas, a broadsword... how ~unusual~
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Aug 16, 2018 03:40
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Ain't no rule you can't pledge your soul to Ares.
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Aug 16, 2018 05:39
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Swords obviously not but why would a teacher stop an 8 year old wearing chain mail?
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Aug 16, 2018 06:11
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bike tory posted:Swords obviously not but why would a teacher stop an 8 year old wearing chain mail? To protect him from the extensive bullying he's about to receive from the other kids
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Aug 16, 2018 06:40
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“I have your baby in me, giraffe!” Trust me, its relevant.
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Aug 16, 2018 06:42
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bike tory posted:Swords obviously not but why would a teacher stop an 8 year old wearing chain mail? "Disrupting the learning environment," the teacher equivalent of the old "interfering with a police officer" catch-all charge.
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walrusman posted:"Disrupting the learning environment," the teacher equivalent of the old "interfering with a police officer" catch-all charge. As a teacher myself I'd have zero issues with a kid wearing chain mail, provided it wasn't too much of a distraction and they could still do their poo poo
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I can see my uncle saying this, but not my Dad. He doesn't like Spider-man.
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Aug 16, 2018 08:13
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Khazar-khum posted:I can see my uncle saying this, but not my Dad. He doesn't like Spider-man. Do you have the worst dad ever? (Don’t feel bad. My father liked Iron Man.)
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burial posted:“I have your baby in me, giraffe!” Did you watch my movie burial, or did you just see it?
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Aug 16, 2018 08:54
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bike tory posted:As a teacher myself I'd have zero issues with a kid wearing chain mail, provided it wasn't too much of a distraction and they could still do their poo poo For one, their every move would be accompanied by loud jangling.
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Trash Boat posted:Did you watch my movie burial, or did you just see it? The username makes me worry that you’re my daughter, but you can’t be. That regdate is too old and you got the reference. Whoever you are, cotton balls. I mean, thank-you. You’re a fine individual.
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Paladinus posted:For one, their every move would be accompanied by loud jangling. as if primary school kids are capable of doing anything at all quietly
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Zelder posted:To protect him from the extensive bullying he's about to receive from the other kids  What are they gonna do, punch him?
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The kid is just ready for the Red Recess.
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Paladinus posted:For one, their every move would be accompanied by loud jangling.  Actually chain mail is relatively silent especially when well made with small links.
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ChaseSP posted:
Hm. I have reenactor friends, and all their chain mails are super jangly, so I thought they were supposed to be like that.
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Yeeeaaahhh..... A cop touching you first means you can beat him up consequence free. What world do these people live in?
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Aug 17, 2018 22:32
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Fairly sure he meant poc and not cop.
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Aug 17, 2018 23:08
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And that cops name, was Albert Einstein
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I know Not Always Whatever is low hanging fruit, but UGGGHHHHHH edit: not as egregious but this also rubbed me the wrong way, like gee I'm so glad your translation software gives such poetic results  
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DorkusMalorkus posted:edit: not as egregious but this also rubbed me the wrong way, like gee I'm so glad your translation software gives such poetic results Lmao this absolutely is some dumb poo poo he wrote and thought was deep
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Aug 18, 2018 02:07
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Actually doing what he said produces some good results thoughquote:Once, once told me,
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bike tory posted:I refer to the federal laws and go to the ground Ah, so it's about a sovcit?
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The General posted:Fairly sure he meant poc and not cop. 
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A published author claimed he once filled in at a publishing house and accidentally rejected his own work. He eventually admitted it was made up, but not before lots of people bought into it. https://twitter.com/markleidner/status/1029941295152680971 Click through for the rest.
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Jurgan posted:A published author claimed he once filled in at a publishing house and accidentally rejected his own work. He eventually admitted it was made up, but not before lots of people bought into it. That story was awful and makes me less likely to buy the book he keeps shilling. (Which I definitely would have bought otherwise.)
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Jurgan posted:Click through for the rest. I read the original tweet, and I thought "Alright, I mean it could happen, maybe." But then he's taking pictures, and posting them online, not once checking to see who wrote the story. Then invested in bitcoins, and somehow got an advance big enough to owe $175,000. JFC.
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E: ^^^ he says he got a seven figure advance for his first book Haha yeah I read that a couple days ago and immediately figures that it could absolutely. It be true. Good to see he came out saying it was not true. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 08:06 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I know Not Always Whatever is low hanging fruit, but The "you thought I wasn't a fan of thing but I am, checkmate loser" stories are always the most pathetic form of stdh, especially when you throw in the "you're a
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Jurgan posted:A published author claimed he once filled in at a publishing house and accidentally rejected his own work. He eventually admitted it was made up, but not before lots of people bought into it. Man, this story. I didn't realise it had been made up, but that's probably for the best. It's not even a flattering look. What sort of moron doesn't recognise his own story? How can you be editing submissions for a magazine you've submitted to? How incredibly unprofessional is it for an editor to post excerpts of a submission, mocking it on social media? If this were true, all it says is "I'm a really terrible writer and also incredibly dumb and unprofessional."
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