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Khazar-khum posted:It is if they plan on actually grilling. If they've got a pit full of charcoal and foil, well, what can I say You're gonna have to rephrase in the form of 3 select Troper tales, sorry.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 19:17 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:37 |
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TBF, the poster is a fan of YA fiction.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 03:46 |
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walrusman posted:Nine or ten. Grade + 5 ~= Age, for those of you who never figured it out. gschmidl posted:Stop The Drug Hate
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 05:31 |
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I don't have a sister, so maybe I don't understand, but wouldn't it be pretty easy to judge how attractive your sister was, unclothed or not?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 04:34 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think the key distinction is between acknowledging that your sibling/relative looks good (normal) and being sexually attracted to them (weird). I guess I think of the FML as saying "i didn't know she was hot until i saw her naked."
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 07:23 |
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baquerd posted:These entirely white kids glorify this manner of speaking, because it is "real". Even if the writer were a linguist who could more accurately capture poor black speech (and he definitely isn't), it's still racist to imply these kids were black and to put those words in their imaginary mouths. It's easy to read between the lines what he intended before he got policed into that qualifier that they were of all races.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 18:59 |
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baquerd posted:I guess if they changed their tune as to race, that's an interesting datapoint. Where are you seeing anything about race on that site now though? The description was later updated to include the modifier "of all races" following "urban kids" after readers opined that "urban" was a code word for black. quote:Are people assuming that, because this pattern of speech matches a poor (double entendre) black caricature, that it is intended to be directed at blacks? And of course, by Occam's Razor, a site called Ghetto Hikes was not meant for its audience to think about all races of kids growing up to talk this way. It was meant for people to laugh in tune with their perceptions about black people.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 19:19 |
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No one click on his avatar link.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 19:40 |
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Khazar-khum posted:You can see from the pictures how one guy tried to stop the blade with his hand. That's a very natural reaction. It'd take lots of training to do something else instead. And by stop with his hand, I'm sure it was more like cower and shield his head with his hands out.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 10:29 |
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I mean my doctor doesn't even think about me when I'm there. Maybe if I offered to directly crowdfund his next house.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 16:15 |
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Uh oh we got House MD in here. Guys we got Gregory House on the floor!
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 08:05 |
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I'm the ironically bad since some cars need harder driving to maintain proper motor function.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:36 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I know that in Chinese brush calligraphy, the brush is held in a certain grip so that it's vertical, and the hand doesn't touch the paper. It's also top to bottom, then right to left. So a little more time for ink to dry before you return to a part you've brushed.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 23:06 |
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Some of us at work bought a set of cards like that for our tall coworker cuz he complained about how people always asked the same questions, and I can definitely see that guy using them. Maybe not standing around to get photographed.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 03:41 |
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life is killing me posted:Also lol at the unnecessary use of "introverted" She gains +30% from these kind of encounters.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:26 |
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chitoryu12 posted:More realistic version would be the homeless guy goes up and asks to mow the lawn, and the Republican screams and threatens to call the police if he doesn't leave. That's what he really meant by welcoming get to the Republican party.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:14 |
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life is killing me posted:Well a grunt would absolutely say something like that because it sounds moto What is moto in this context?
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 08:07 |
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Half of Silicon Valley.jpg
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 22:33 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I can't think of anything more physically awkward than trying to kick somebody in the face through the passenger window of a car. How do you not immediately fall on your rear end after your leg gets stuck? It can be done, but probably not by the story teller.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 05:25 |
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No way? No way at all? Hmmmm.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 05:55 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Most of the first paragraph was pretty believable and then it just dove off a cliff into "adult trying to write like a wacky kid" territory. "Witch would pass a spell checker. I'm so smart." -- tumblr author
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 05:54 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Eww. Wait, how monstrous are we talking here?
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 06:24 |
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e: whoops wrong thread!
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 18:30 |
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Lots of modern Corvettes are cool.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 03:38 |
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That guy totally Papers Pleased his hometown.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 01:54 |
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Turtlicious posted:It's weird he's assuming that a woman alone with a man means they're loving. OP is Mike Pence.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 06:11 |
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maswastaken posted:Since when did Neil deGrasse Tyson have a blue mohawk? Tyson was an undefeated high school wrestler and wrestled for Harvard.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 05:20 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:HECKIN? Really? I dunno, seems to have gotten a stronger reaction here than fuckin.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 14:30 |
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I.C. posted:Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? Just plant more trees! So simple. Tbf, isn't it just that logging companies never wanted to cut into their profit margins by replanting after their cuts? I mean, it still takes a loooong time to get a forest back, but they weren't even trying.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 15:47 |
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karmicknight posted:That's because it is a news brief written by someone having heard a stdh.wav and deciding, well, they don't have any ads they can put there. Witness the skill difference between a beat writer and an NAR editor.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 06:12 |
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What did ace mean here?..... asexual?
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 03:36 |
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Old guy was just gutted that she didn't like his Gangnam style performance.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 06:01 |
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Hoshi posted:Aren't those on the wrong side? Not if they represent the Dad's point of view writing to his kid. And then sliding the "phone" under.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 07:07 |
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Seems like a novel way to have spam reviews inflate your app score.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 07:57 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:wrong thread Whoooosh E: ah dang, ninja edited
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 23:24 |
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I want specifics on what that writer thinks swallowing a lemon looks like. Unpeeled? Is that a real turn of phrase?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 02:36 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:$200 later all the guy did was stick these little bladder things in the door and inflate them so that the frame flexed and the door unlatched. I was furious (especially because they quoted me $75 over the phone when I told them the issue) "oooh, this looks like a high quality lock in a sturdy door frame. I'm gonna have to charge a $125 difficulty fee"
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 21:03 |
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:More like "this guy seems like a chump, I'm gonna gently caress with him" Yeah, that's what I said.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 21:48 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:
Wow, Edelman's not a bad writer.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 04:22 |
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Sir Lemming posted:boob hickey Though I'm not sure what head darty is.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 14:28 |