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NonzeroCircle posted:"14/38 Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML" Gaaahhh, this pisses me off. Even in his STDH he's still a selfish, boorish rear end in a top hat. He couldn't have seen the error of his ways because of a note from his kid.
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Zelder posted:- live from the south park writers room Well, it's certainly not like they don't have the experience.
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Cruel and Unusual posted:What kind of house doesn't have the kitchen on the ground floor? You've not heard of a split entry (or split foyer) style home? Typically the entrance is between floors, with the bedrooms downstairs (or on the ground floor, if you prefer) and the living areas up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-level_home#Split_entry
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Khazar-khum posted:hacker Also my uncle totally works at Nintendo.
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hyperhazard posted:Quora: Have you ever seen the teacher get completely roasted by a student in high school? Sweet Jesus, if you're writing an STDH text, you should at least make yourself look good. This rear end in a top hat just sounds psychotic.
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Crosspostin'.canyoneer posted:https://twitter.com/MorganSvobodny/status/806921235863060480
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STDH, sure, but it's kinda funny and not nearly as obnoxious as the Troper poo poo, so I'll give it a pass for at least being amusing. 7/10, would read again.
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An Imgur post titled "BEAST MODE": quote:Thank god he did it too or that would have been weird. for those wondering what i mean by "Accidentally" i dont just break into the beast run in public, i didnt mean to do it in my work place and i certainly didnt mean to do it infront of my colleague.
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effervescible posted:Is there any reason at all he'd get that introduction? Not that it happened of course. I sincerely hope it's because he's 7 feet tall and green.
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Sure this happened. But what got omitted was how the judge then had the friend arrested for contempt of court.
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hogmartin posted:I've sat jury duty in two cases and not once was I sworn in, and pretty much we were generally encouraged not to say a drat thing (aside from answering selection questions). Just sit in the box and listen to both sides. Are there jurisdictions where jurors are sworn in on a bible? Ytlaya posted:Do jury members even have to do that? I was on a jury for an attempted murder case and never had to be sworn in. And why would I have had to, since it's not like the jury is testifying? Actually, both times I was called for jury duty, they had us do it as a group in the waiting room before we got called for different courtrooms. And we had the option of either swearing on the bible or just affirming. And nobody applauded.
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Found this in my twitter feed this morning, in response to this video: https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/865787952579956736
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Pre-emptive apology for this being a multi-part Twitter rant: https://twitter.com/mstharrington/status/875767578899210242 TL;DR for those who don't want to click: Self-congratulatory thread wherein a totally woke white chick goes off on a "clearly annoyed white woman" who wants to argue about getting a refund on a pair of shoes, gets thanked by the cashiers. Includes, among many others, this gem: https://twitter.com/mstharrington/status/875771648665845760 And a bunch of people fawning over her for being a hero.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:shit_that_did_happen_but_i_wish_it_didn't.txt Why why why is it ALWAYS loving "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
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The thing that pisses me off the most about this STDH is that the dude is a complete rear end in a top hat about stealing fruit from his friends. What the hell, motherfucker?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:No see, its so random that he just loves fruit and has to have it all the goddamn time. This is his personality quirk, carefully hand picked from the personality quirk database. Now I'm imagining a character creator handbook like D&D, only for STDHers.
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This probably appeared in a previous iteration of this thread, but it just popped up in my life again, so I am sharing with all of you (again).
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Besesoth posted:Comedy option: he didn't shower and put back on his dirty underwear, so everyone's eyes were watering too hard from his swamp-rear end to see what they were doing. Comedy option #2: His dick is so small that his area is completely flat and the woman was reacting to what was apparently a Ken doll come to life.
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#GodShot  Nine kids isn't much for the Quiverfull movement. She'd better get to work on making some more.
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A "fortune teller" would know better than to call an astrological sign a "zodiac." Unless of course, she's accusing him of being the Zodiac Killer. Maybe Ted Cruz wrote this. quote:
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poptart_fairy posted:We [POLITICAL OPPONENT] people hate [THING YOU LIKE] Yay! You got your old av back!
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Assuming this were true, all it does is confirm for me that Dr. Who has the most insufferable fandom in the history of fandoms. Edit: Getting your bell rung in a hockey game sometimes leads to misspellings that you don't notice until hours later. Original misspelling quoted and preserved for posterity in another post below. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 03:03 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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life is killing me posted:Pathological liars and/or lying to make themselves look better and cooler to others because of low self-esteem I was friends with a pathological liar once. The plural of anecdote =/= data, but if she's any indication, I'd guess that pathological liars simply can't help themselves. I'm sure she knew the stuff she was saying wasn't true, but she just kept at it anyway.
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This whole article reads like STDH ("I was a middle-school trolling master who spread lies about a forgettable 90s cartoon show that now everyone believes is true!") but he's got just enough stuff about his original posts that make me go "well... maybe?" I think the thing is, maybe it's true that he made up a bunch of poo poo on old TV-Tropes-style websites just for shiggles, but now he's using a puppetmaster defense to explain how he was OMG totally actually conducting a giant social experiment all along.
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This is the  -est STDH I've ever seen and I am totally okay with it.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Look just tell me how much fetus goo I need to suck through a straw to make sure I never get sick again. Annnnnd there goes my appetite. Thanks!
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The_White_Crane posted:Also Finn is clearly hooking up with Poe, so he can't possibly get with Rey. So... would make them Foe? or Pinn?
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Mr. Belpit posted:(I put in my retail hell time with Target) Same here. To this day, I cannot wear khakis or polos (red or otherwise).
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Katt posted:Kind of harmless. It's been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXqlX0MAfFM&t=40s
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Fathis Munk posted:Just ripped that baby right out You can have my baby when you rip it from my cold, dead uterus. Oh, wait...
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