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This is my ishouldbeworking.mp3 for stdh.txthyperhazard posted:I work right next to a stadium, so every so often the chit-chat will turn to sports. We're talking really simple water-cooler chatting that anyone could follow. There's always that one guy. ibntumart posted:Smashmouth Tunicate posted:Owner Owning Up
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 10:16 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 12:46 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK so that is either "YOUR PHONE NUMERER" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbR" or possibly "YOUR PHONE NUMbRd" or "YOUR PHONE NUMbRbl". I see Pmone Numgrer
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 16:42 |
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dads_work_files posted:A [soft drink] a day helps you work, rest and [activity] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE9zAummq7Q e: MORE GLUCOSE. MORE SUGAR.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 12:39 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This tweetstorm. All of it (you gotta click to read the entire thing): I love how Twitter was designed with the idea of sending out small thoughts and ideas by having a strict character limit, but people still write stories/rants/small essays post by post. They just can't contain the stdh. I would be happy to see a social media platform that also limits how frequently you can post, so that if you shared one crazy thought today then that is your limit - go and think about something else for a while.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 03:19 |
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'I need to erase my nickname from history, so I'll start by sharing the story of how I got it on the public internet'.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 10:31 |
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moerketid posted:YouTube stdh. Somehow even more awkward than its written counterpart. This STDH bothers me because the idea of a guy who can already do pullups being encouraged to do a few pullups every 30 seconds, until they make 100, is believable on its own. The whole idea of having to qualify it with 'I met a SEAL on a 100 mile marathon' part is just so unnecessary.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 02:33 |
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Aleph Null posted:Me (at 10): Why? That's dumb. I'm 90% positive I've seen videos of little kids being asked what they think about various social justice issues and giving long winded answers, but full of stuttering 'and and and and i think that um its bad and and' kind of stuff, where its pretty clear they've been given an idea of what to say and then been filmed (ironically I can't find any examples now, so its probably its own variety of stdh which I'm remembering totally wrong).
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 04:13 |
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'Also, they touched the flower without asking. Everyone in this class is a rapist.'
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 13:00 |
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America. I get the feeling it would have happened under any government, these guys have always been racist as gently caress.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 01:24 |
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'Languishing out loud'
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 03:56 |
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 06:03 |
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This is kind of believable
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 10:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 13:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 01:45 |
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:You can just make something look like it came from Tumblr right? Like how there templates for other such memes? quote:You won't believe what happened next! And that's everything I see shared from tumblr onto facebook in a nutshell. TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Apr 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 03:09 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Aren't we all just humors? Much wow employee, you are doing me a humors.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 12:03 |
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THIS IS NOT HOW TWITTER WORKS is imo the best reaction. Why do people try to tell long stories there STILL?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 05:19 |
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I like how a security guard and manager show up to deal with the guy before the conversation is over, and the manager had enough knowledge of the conversation to be able to say what he did.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 10:19 |
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kazil posted:Albort Ensten Abort, Einstein!
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 02:54 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:More like oldhairless Tunicate posted:That when trump said "grab them by the pussy" he meant "FULL COMMUNISM NOW!" I feel like what really happened is there was no pointing at the stomach, the poster just grabbed some vag, which makes the 50% restraining orders part realistic. e: The poster is a super woke trump supporter but is actually taking the alt-right apart from the inside with his powerful social commentary! TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:39 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 03:34 |
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This is one of those stdh's where someone went home and muttered to themselves in the mirror about what they would've done/wanted to do, then wrote it like it actually happened.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 05:16 |
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http://www.upworthy.com/i-told-a-kid-a-riddle-my-dad-told-me-when-i-was-7-his-answer-proves-how-far-weve-come?c=ufb3 This isn't totally stdh, but I laugh to think that the kid gave a dumb answer by mistake, which was then interpreted as being super progressive and a sign of how times are changing for the better.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 05:16 |
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aardwolf posted:For sale: baby shoes, never worn. #novel #bestwork
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 09:50 |
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I like how the last one covers the guys name even though he uses it during the conversation.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 06:07 |
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I think it adds to the thread and demonstrates how so many of these stories end up being accepted as true in the first place.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 05:41 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
I love how she takes a horrible tragedy and makes it about her feelings 'Look how sad this made me! I had to watch a guy die! That's enough adulting for today.'
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 09:50 |
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EmmyOk posted:Are you talking about the image or the forum post? Hard to tell... The image, the image
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 14:14 |
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I feel like this is some kind of advert for t-mobile.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 05:06 |
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Dammit I wanted to know what video card they got.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 12:26 |
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My interpretation: The guy doing the spray painting is covering the signs because he disagrees with the sentiment of 'gently caress off nazis' (because he is one). The guy who wrote the STDH is probably using 'ape' to suggest that spray painter is uneducated or sub-human.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 05:29 |
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Was I the only one who would 100% something and then intentionally delete and start over? I think I only kept saves of games which gave you unique unlocks/NG+ style stuff.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 16:14 |
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Now that I have a niece I'm a little more understanding of children. Babies especially just cry out and yell for no reason, it might not even be that anything is wrong. I think if I ever have kids I'll be always carrying earplugs or something, though.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 08:18 |
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life is killing me posted:Mentos: The Bomb Maker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ng1Tx4h7ZI
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 10:26 |
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For fucks sake, you're still standing at the card stand, your grandma doesn't even love you enough to pretend to get you a card. Don't sign your posts
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 01:33 |
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'Point proven' *did not try to make a point*.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 16:47 |
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Stuff I hope is stdh.txt https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/oct/10/tony-abbott-says-climate-change-is-probably-doing-good?CMP=soc_567
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 04:40 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:your move, libs He was the Liberal leader
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 05:20 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you go in to get a fertility check does the doctor rub you out while you're rubbing one out into the cup to keep the coverup in place? Maybe something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrfSHRZf410
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 09:43 |
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"You can't just white out questions you don't want to answer." "Oh good, that saves me some time. Next time I'll just skip it "
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 11:27 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 12:46 |
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That just popped up on my feed too, lots of people ready to take it at face value.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 13:24 |