Letters troper posted:

gives aside glances to an invisible "camera"

Iron Crowned posted:

Nah, actually it was the previously mentioned creepy teacher. Dude was openly hitting on all the girls around him, I told him that he was being creepy and to knock it off. He grumbled about me being an rear end in a top hat before continuing to make sure all the girls knew he taught at an all girl high school for 20 years that he was fired from.

Then I looked over and saw him literally grope the girl in front of him. I then pushed him out of the crowd and told him to get the gently caress out of here. I got a good 6 high-fives, and a ton of thank you's from everyone around me.

About half an hour later, I see him pushing his way back in. I stepped right over, told him to loving leave one more time. He hesitated and pushed forward again, I pushed him back.

NO, get the gently caress out of here!
I'm going to call security on you.
What?
I'm going to call security on you.
Go for it!

I pushed him back again and security rolled up independently.

If you touch someone again, you're out of here!
this dude is being a creepy piece of poo poo! Ask anyone around me.

In the background I hear a bunch of voices pretty much agreeing with me. Security guy's focus shifts to Creepy Teacher. It wasn't even two seconds and Security guy has Creepy Teacher in a neck hold and the last I see of him is he's being dragged out of there. This all happened before the show even started.

Furia posted:

It was a literal porn shooting if I remember right. Like there's a video out there somewhere of some softcore posing and the frog was just on the side like "well then..."

Jerry Cotton posted:

What does role-playing games have to do with this

Fathis Munk posted:

They contain about as much truth as that story. Someone with such a vivid imagination has to be a good DM.

baquerd posted:

a simple consideration of relative student accomplishment (via typical standardized testing or similar)

baquerd posted:

I want to learn, but I haven't heard any logical arguments or information!

oldpainless posted:

We don't NEED to but I also don't need to wipe my rear end after taking a huge poo poo

bean_shadow posted:

To be fair, I cursed like a sailor around other kids when I was about nine or ten. Not around adults though. And never to my parents.

gschmidl posted:

Dejawesp posted:

Yeah some guy wrote it and threw it out there like a hand grenade and every single MRI jumped on it as an example of how crazy the modern feminist is.

Catberry posted:

What ruins is that "Hanzo" was made verbally and the person writing it down doesn't know the context but still spelled "Hanzo" right.

oldpainless posted:

How does she fit that entire name on her Starbucks name tag?

Zipperelli. posted:

So, if it's widely known what MLMs are, and how much of a scam they are, why do people still buy into that garbage?

I've seen otherwise intelligent people totally ruined by Advocare and ItWorks!, and it's frustrating, because I tell them right to their face that they're an idiot, but they all swore they'd be driving around in a Benz, making thousands of dollars a week, "just wait and see!"

So why do people still fall for these scams?

Biplane posted:

I've always wondered if that bit was scripted or improv, cracks me up every time.

Moon Slayer posted:

Does anyone have a copy or a link to that story about a guy who goes to visit his internet crush in South America and through a series of ~wacky~ misadventures ends up jacking off next to her underage sister and gets thrown out onto the street with no money? It contains the ultimate stdh phrase, "And then I remembered ... Bitcoin!"

Haifisch posted:

Everyone knows only poors listen to mainstream pop music.

Fathis Munk posted:

Do you really get told about the Kristallnacht and atrocities of the Holocaust at 11 yo? I figured you wouldn't go into details on that subject until a bit later?

Catberry posted:

I just spent an hour reading about uber ratings. That is some hosed up stuff and it makes the drivers act all kinds of crazy. Like fake casual conversation, bottles of water and mints.

Then came the passenger rating system and now the drivers are getting revenge on the passengers by giving them low ratings for things like parents needing to bring their kids places or not tipping well enough.

Haifisch posted:

Samizdata posted:

Dunno. I tend to get new mail notifications as soon as I clear the existing notifications.

Joey Freshwater posted:

You guys need to step up your dollar menu game. 2 double cheesburgers, large fry and coke is like $5

Zelder posted:

Flat earth is the best conspiracy theory because I can't imagine the end game of the shadowy Jews globalists who convinced us that the world is round. Chemtrails, 9/11, fluoride, I can understand the theoretical benefit one would gain from those evil machinations. But what good is it if you convince everyone the earth is round?

WampaLord posted:

Big Globe.

Globes are everywhere. In schools, in offices, in homes. Ain't no one gonna buy em if they find out the truth!

https://www.ultimateglobes.com/

https://www.1worldglobes.com/

http://www.metskers.com/22195/World-Globes.html

FOLLOW

THE

MONEY

WampaLord posted:

quote:

As the oddly hypnotic video below reveals, globes are still made using more or less the same method Martin Behaim used in 1492, but on an entirely different scale. Globes were hand-assembled luxury items until the 1930s, when two rival American globe companies—one in Indianapolis founded by map publisher George F. Cram, and another in Chicago headed by a school supply salesman named Luther Replogle—used mass production and canny marketing to reinvent globes as an affordable staple of middle-class homes. Sales ballooned from about 5,000 per year in 1930 to 300,000 per year a decade later. Lower prices drove the boom, but manufacturers also saw increased demand on the heels of world events: People actually waited in line to buy globes after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. At the height of the Cold War, globes were the best way to understand the over-the-pole threat posed by the Soviet Union, and Replogle’s company alone was making 2,000 globes a day.

PEARL HARBOR WAS A FALSE FLAG FOR BIG GLOBE!

This makes so much sense. What else does World War accomplish? Redefine countries borders! And you know what that means, everyone's gotta buy NEW GLOBES.

Holy gently caress I'm really onto something here.