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hyperhazard posted:To christen the new thread, have my very favorite stdh from NAR No marriages, no Einsteins, no troops, no [store name], no clapping and no Bohemian Rhapsody. I, for one, demand a better standard for my STDH.
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Yeah, as sad as the spaghetti looks, it is sometimes an easy thing to cook. And indeed it could be some sweet kid who doesn't know how to cook anything else cooking up a sweet dinner for her boyfriend. What is really sad, and awkward is the pimping out of the photo for internet points. The convoluted story, (I have a girlfriend, I really do), the desperation, (please like me, whoops I mean her. It is so important for her that you click the like button.), and the fact that it is probably all staged make it a thousand times worse than just a picture of some mediocre food.
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Apr 21, 2016 08:06
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How do I get to see women naked? Hmmm... I know! I will buy expensive sculpting equipment and clay and a potters wheel etc. and then the bitches will flock to my house to be nude in my presence. I may even get them to rub grapes on their vaginas. Grapes that I can eat later. With or without their permission.
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Apr 27, 2016 00:57
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Late on the paedo/molestation chat, but let me say it is just as creepy from the other end. I taught high school for a year, and maybe one or two of the girls got a crush on me. And it is creepy as gently caress to be 35 year old man and have a 16 year old girl smile at you in *that way* and touch your arm during class. You have to shut that poo poo down early.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:57
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flosofl posted:And the very next year, her family moves away as she tearfully declares she'll never stop loving him. I'm more about the fact that the supposedly adult writer of that story desperately wants two 13 year olds to gently caress. And when it isn't happening on his/her schedule, yells at them in order to facillitate it. EDIT: Also, why mention the little sister and intimate thatit's an abusive household atthe beginning of the story? It adds nothing to the rest of it and is just creepy. BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 03:10 on May 17, 2016 |
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May 17, 2016 03:07
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I managed to grab the IP addresses of the thugs that threw rocks at my friend. Did they shout them out whilst punching the kid in a guy fawkes mask? Or is that just how internet kids these days introduce themselves in person. "Hi, my meat-name is Dave, but you probably know me as 19032.89123123.12312432"
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May 18, 2016 06:40
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Khazar-khum posted:Cocky Given the first one, I parsed the second one as "In what ways are you beautiful?" kind of like "how do I love thee, let me count the ways", and expected the girl to list her stunning attributes. Instead I got a shirtless wolf-man posing all sexy like. I like my way better.
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Jun 2, 2016 07:05
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All of you arguing about the effectiveness of the gun, and the lethality of it's projectile load are missing the point. He had a gun! So was right to use it on anyone who didn't have a gun, but might have. His gun helped him save/protect his poor innocent neighbour. Also his gun made him cool and tough and strong and awesome! Therefore we should all have multiple guns and carry them everywhere! (Except of course saggy pant wearing thugs.)
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Jun 3, 2016 02:29
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mostlygray posted:
Were silent K's acceptable? For example if someone was called "Knight".
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Jun 23, 2016 03:16
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Tatum Girlparts posted:the best part was when I bashed a guy's skull in and he was begging for mercy, hi I'm a serial killer. With a box of poopy diapers, (coz I hadn't learned to wipe my arse properly), no less.
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Jul 8, 2016 04:33
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I got to "pretty big name in the Ghostbusters fandom in the Santa Clara area", and checked out.
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Jul 17, 2016 06:18
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Someone Awful! posted:why do the couples in these fake letters never actually use each others' names? it's always "husband" or "sweetie" or "babe" A while back, but it comes up a bunch, and I know the answer to it. It's so it can be re-used again and again and again with minimal effort. They post it on reddit and get their e-cred. Someone else posts it on instagram and get's their e-cred. Yet someone else posts it on facebook to get their e-cred. And everyone who sees it in these places can re-post with a "aww so cute", or "winning at marriage" etc. comments and get the run-off residual 3rd party e-cred. Anyone who points out how stipd, implausible, and wrong it is is dismissed as a hater and a killjoy deserving of no internet hugs, and the story continues on it's merry way enriching the lives of all it touches.
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Aug 23, 2016 07:24
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This is a long way back, but I want to make this joke because I am lame. Please don't judge me. This is all I have in life.chitoryu12 posted:The gently caress is a Humphrey? 
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Aug 29, 2016 02:30
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I can believe that guy is lowly paid. He can't even spell "Feminist".
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Sep 7, 2016 05:42
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I like how he's on minimum wage despite being best friends with the boss. That's why he's on minimum wage as opposed to being unemployed.
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Sep 7, 2016 07:46
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tankadillo posted:Had this live specimen appear on my Facebook the other day: Don't most "2 for 1" specials have caveats? Such as 1 per customer, for equal or lesser value, must be the same thing, tell your server at time or purchase etc. So you can't use your discount to go towards a different bill. Also, lets assume that it's true. Dude overhears an argument, (which apparently started over a creep ogling the couples daughters who are not mentioned again), between a married couple and feels bad because they are arguing and the guy is an angry abusive jerk. He then proceeds to get the guy angrier at the wife, (who would have done nothing wrong and knew nothing about it), and chuckles about how he will probably get so worked up that he will beat her.
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Sep 22, 2016 06:32
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Mr. Belpit posted:...huh? Did we read the same STDH? Whoops. I think I read it as "a dude checking out their girls". My understanding is not good.
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Sep 23, 2016 00:44
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Baron Corbyn posted:I'm sorry but a man who creates such strong female characters as Pussy Galore could never be a misogynist. Nor could a man who created a race of African Pygmies called "Oompa Loompas from Oompaloompaland" ever be racist. In the book the OompaLoompa were pygmies that had to be rescued and then put to work as indentured slaves. And they were happy and grateful to the white man for doing that
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Sep 23, 2016 02:48
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Dreddout posted:Everyone knows real badasses listen to ska. Thems fighting words.
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Sep 28, 2016 00:42
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TheMadMilkman posted:If Belgium is anything like Italy was, avoiding knowledge of UEFA requires more than lack of concern for sports. It requires willful ignorance of everyone and everything around you. And now you understand Anime fans.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:57
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When I see stupid letters like these, I wonder, since they went out of their way to make the fake rejection letters, why not post a letter that goes: Dear guy, We at the white house reckon you are ace and funny and poo poo, and as such will hire you to do your stupid finger snapping thing. Be sure to post this letter on teh internet so all those people who doubted your funniness and awesomeosity will be suitably chastened. Yours Sincerely, B-Rock "The islamic shock" Obama
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Oct 8, 2016 07:10
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dads_work_files posted:Dungeons and Dragons stories are somehow even worse than people telling you about their dreams. "So I was sitting in the basement with my friends. One of them pretended to do something, then I pretended to do something else. We all rolled some dice and ate cheetos. I'm a wizard."
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Oct 13, 2016 02:14
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hyperhazard posted:Sean Hannity is such a badass. I also know those words. Does this make me as cool and/or tough as Monsieur Hannity?
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Oct 16, 2016 07:57
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On the fighting stuff: I would like to ad that the guy bragging about how much he knows JiuJitsu, and Karate, and Kung Fu and whatever other words he learned from TV most likely knows jack poo poo. The guys, (in my experience and I know anecdote is not evidence), who actually know martial arts and self defense skills don't brag about how many magical badass techniques they have. Or if they do, it's less "hey bucko, I could kick your arse coz I know so much good fighty stuff", and more "I am proud of myself for having learned a new skill/progressed to the next level/won a medal etc."
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Oct 17, 2016 04:53
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Butt Detective posted:I know these are fake texts, but this is exactly the kind of thing my dad would do, considering I've walked into my room to see things like this on several occasions over the years The cat gives no gently caress about your dad's silliness/dagginess. He just likes the comfy cushion.
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Oct 19, 2016 00:23
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So, uh, that curbs any possibility of redistribution how, exactly? I think I'm failing Troper Logic again. [/quote] Coz the totally not creepy hosts would bite the bracelets that you needed to get beer, thus ripping them and rendering them useless to any 18-21 year old who wanted to hang around.
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Nov 7, 2016 08:10
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On the Childfree people. They are always whining about spoiled children, and neglectful/indulgent parents, but they also seem to me to be the kind of narcissistic entitled arseholes who, if they did have kids, would believe that their superduper special angel was always in the right, and it was the fault of the supermarket that little Kayleigh was running around ripping up packets and screaming. Why can't you squares and killjoys just appreciate the wonderful free artistic spirit she is? Not now sweetie, mommy is complaining to the manager about the lack of childcare availlable.
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Nov 23, 2016 02:45
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canyoneer posted:https://twitter.com/MorganSvobodny/status/806921235863060480 What was the purpose of this? Is the girls family super racist, and as such the brother is intentionally pissing off the parents? Or Is it because the girl is a huge Chief Keef fan, and would enjoy being photoshopped next to him?
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Dec 14, 2016 02:57
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Khazar-khum posted:Coat 1) What man with long hair normally wears it "up"? In a topknot? 2) So she was on the bus going in to college, and he was on the bus coming home from the same college. How did they meet up? Did they wave to each other as the buses were passing each other going in opposite directions. 3) An even more boring way to say "I saw a teacher outside of school hours." 4) A boring way to say even less. Perhaps he is bragging about being punched earlier? 5) "I am a sociopath who likes bombs and guns. How edgy and awesome am I. I mean I am even on a watchlist for saying edgy stuff on usenet" 6) "I am a creep" 7) see 5, but with less internet edge
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Dec 23, 2016 02:27
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"Son, I am confused as to the meaning of the sticker on this car. It is obviously a brand of some sort, but of what? This confuses me. You are young, surely you can explain this to me." "Well father, it is the name of a pornographic video site." "How dare that arsehole put something so unseemly on his car. I will write a note about it and leave it on the car so that he knows of his wrongdoings."
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Jan 18, 2017 08:06
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*Walks up to girl at booth at Sexpo* "Hey, do you have 2 of those shirts? My primary school aged son would really love one." Also, do they make "pornhub" T-Shirts in child sizes?
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Jan 25, 2017 06:13
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What about the demiverts? Or the Introsexuals?
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Mar 5, 2017 05:57
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Captain Monkey posted:Not sure if this one has been posted before, but this sort of person is the worst. 1) Haha here is a silly story that most likely didn'y happen but is only a little annoying and twee. Better comment on how much like a video game it is, because comparing stuff to video games makes me that much cooler. 2) Hey, I am so cool that I watch my roommate take drugs and do cool things. Said cool things involve both memes and nostalgia for middle school so they are extra cool. Also note I said it was my roommate so if pushed I don't ever have to do the thing that I said he did.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:03
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What he didn't hear was "Get hosed you cheating little bastard, getting your internet friends to manipulate me into sex acts! I will never trust you again." Well done internet stranger for ruining this mans relationship. He doesn't even have the fact that he is good at FIFA to fall back on. Also, none of it happened, so either way no bj.
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Mar 13, 2017 08:01
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sweeperbravo posted:b-b-but my pearl clutching religious lady who's prone to fainting????!??!? Don't you worry about her, she is off at a grocery store somewhere being outraged that their server is gay. Then everybody applauds as the also gay supervisor and the server enjoy a gay marriage.
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Apr 26, 2017 00:48
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A believable part of that STDH - Kids love hearing the Frozen songs in different languages. My year 4, 5, and 6 classes last year loved it when I showed them the youtube clip of Let It Go in 30 odd languages.
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Jun 14, 2017 14:08
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HECKIN? Really? This really loving well pisses me off. If you want to swear, then swear. Don't use bowlderized swear words like "fudge" or "sugar" or gosh, heck, or darn. It sounds like you are self censoring, or are repressed as all syphilitic cunting gently caress. Thus diluting the point of whatever you are trying to say. Especially if they try and conjugate their fake swears, as has happened with "heckin". It is really jarring.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:11
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm no lawyer but that seems incredibly illegal. Paul Hogan and Micheal Caton, (from The Castle and The Sullivans) also made the two straight friends get married to each other for tax reasons and it's hilarious coz they have to pretend to be gay movie before the Adam Sandler one.
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Jun 21, 2017 09:10
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Is eating pussy appropriating lesbian culture? Asking for a friend. Only if you or her are wearing flannel.
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Jun 26, 2017 08:49
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That Nazi is .... inhuman.
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Jul 26, 2017 10:55
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