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tldr; I'm a marine who got to go to Norway. While I was there I had a snowball fight with children. The end.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 08:44 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 22:17 |
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Winter Stormer posted:This is just a joke. It's not even pretending to be anything else. STDH-TDH
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 04:41 |
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And then the transgenders lit candles and started drawing pentagrams on the floor of the cinema. "ALL HAIL SATAN!" yelled one of them. "N." tried to stop her teenage son, but it was too late. He got down on his knees and knelt before the head-transgender "I pledge my soul to the all mighty she-man, lord of everything". And then the doors to the cinema opened and everyone filed in to see Captain America.
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 04:59 |
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Bremma posted:Found this one on Facebook this evening. Degrassi High?
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 04:32 |
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pfft Yo bro that's just how kids talk, get with the times man!
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 09:01 |
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NotAlwaysRandom posted:I am known as the office comedian. I work as a regular at a famous [coffee chain]. I am on the toilet daydreaming when a customer violently approaches me. Without warning the customer looks visibly angry. I start sweating profusely. NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at neighborhood dive as a regular.I am behind the counter when a coloured boy violently approaches me.Without warning the regular starts shouting randomly.I start sweating profusely. MonoAus has a new favorite as of 15:25 on May 22, 2016 |
# ¿ May 22, 2016 15:13 |
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Furia posted:Is this dada stdh? Have we reached that point already? We reached that point a long time ago.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 15:32 |
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NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at [coffee chain] as a pizza deliverer. I am walking down the hall daydreaming when a Doctor Who enthusiast stops and stares at me.The girl starts muttering.We are in a poor area so we often get Doctor Who enthusiasts like this.
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 04:58 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Where the hell do these come from? ST_DID_H: A few years ago, after reading the STDH thread for a while I noticed that almost every NAR-style STDH had almost the same structure. I had the idea to make a template and randomly insert names/places/things, so I threw together some code. I thought I had lost it in a HD crash ages ago, but I found it in a backup and thought I'd put in a few updated STDH elements. Basically it's just a random(ish) mishmash of a number of STDH stories, old and new. MonoAus has a new favorite as of 10:16 on May 26, 2016 |
# ¿ May 26, 2016 09:46 |
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Another example:NotAlwaysRandom posted:I work at [pizza chain] as a regular. I am at a table when a young girl walks through the door. Without warning the co-worker starts muttering. I smile sweetly. etc.etc.
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 10:01 |
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I actually thought coworker: "Just give me a kiss you ugly b****!" was funnier, but each to their own.
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# ¿ May 27, 2016 08:30 |
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EmmyOk posted:You're swift "Dad, how long were you under the bed for? " "Long enough son... long enough"
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:05 |
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I don't think 14 is that far fetched. 15 though, missing a "*In perfect Japanese*" reply from the black guy.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:45 |
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At my uni the civil engineers were the cool ones with all the parties and such. The rest of the engineering disciplines were the nerds.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 09:32 |
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Clearly, poo poo-that-didn't-happen-the-way-it's-written-but-did-actually-happen. Also "Her cleavage is calling for me" is creepy as gently caress.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 01:49 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Most of it is just stupid poo poo, like taking credit for sending an email that got something done etc. I think the best example is the time he and I were having a conversation where I mentioned a stamp on a third coworkers hand that led us to unravelling a bunch of their STDH. When he retells this story, he tells it as a conversation between himself. I'm told my partners' co-worker does this. My partner would tell him about something that he's done in the past and a few days later it will come back as a story from the co-worker about something he'd done. People like to just dribble poo poo I guess.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 02:54 |
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The old testament being full of questionable poo poo isn't exactly unknown to most people. My religious mother explains it away saying there were different rules before Jesus came along. And as long winded as it is, it STILL follows the STDH formula.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 03:49 |
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gently caress boys?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 06:05 |
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Not only that, how is it remarkable in any way that someone thought it worth sharing. "Hey internet, it was a slow day at work today. It was so slow that management allowed us to do what we wanted for a while. ISN'T THAT AMAZING??"
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 05:28 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Friend "I don't have any emotions and that makes me really sad"
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 07:34 |
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Is this a dialect thing? because it barely makes sense. It has to be this: quote:they still sent me a list of a few things my sister wanted for Christmas so I can buy them as her present. The usual items were on the list,, Harvest Moon DS Cute, Super Mario Galaxy, Ni GH Ts Journey of dreams... but it's just so awkwardly worded.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 09:18 |
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quote:This Troper spent years as a loner, socially awkward and romantically inept quote:Like many others, I had been bullied right from when I started school quote:As of writing, I am setting up my marriage proposal quote:heartwarming
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 07:30 |
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To be honest I don't know if this qualifies as STDH, seeing that the people posting these stories actually think they're true. https://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/ I guess its sort of along the same lines as the troper tales. quote:Something happening out on my farm (self.Glitch_in_the_Matrix) Later on he explains he's been hit by lightning a few weeks ago.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 03:24 |
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I predicted the future posted:This happened about 10+ years ago while I was in High School. I had a party at my house and invited all my friends. That night i barely drank because I had to watch the party and make sure people didnt get too rowdy.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 04:15 |
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I have to trick my wife in to having sex with me...
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 02:25 |
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Not that this SDH, but I can also confirm that as a child visiting St Petersburg in Russia I witnessed a street vendor selling ice cream from a cart in the street. He had it all pre-scooped in to tubs and sitting out ready. This was during the coldest part of the year, not sure about the day in question but the temperature was around the -20C mark most of the time while I was there. People do some strange poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 09:52 |
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Len posted:Pride isn't my jam but I appreciate the fact it exists just knowing that it makes so many homophobes incredibly angry for no reason. Same here. Never been but doesn't bother me that it happens "I hate Pride now because of lesbians and trans people" is pretty loving funny though.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 06:31 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 22:17 |
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ghost-anus and culler-of-booty ? hmm
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 05:10 |