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Boofchicken posted:Does anyone have the story of the guy who had a job where he did nothing and kept collecting pay checks? This is my story, actually.
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What happens when you try to sue a supermarket chain based on an stdh. http://www.statesman.com/news/business/whole-foods-taking-legal-action-against-cake-accus/nq7qt/
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Apr 19, 2016 23:04
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Boofchicken posted:Thanks a ton. It was a joke about me doing gently caress all at work. Unfortunately, I am in no way responsible for this gem.
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Apr 20, 2016 00:42
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Hello, ADD. I'm dad.
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Apr 24, 2016 11:44
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Kirk/Spock (Kock?) was the original slash pairing according to some sources, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were even older pairings.
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Apr 25, 2016 14:18
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What on earth is manny?
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May 17, 2016 22:32
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Hail to the king, baby.
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May 20, 2016 03:17
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You're supposed to pour one out, not just leave it with some stupid note.
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May 31, 2016 14:18
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I'm in the UK and use American spelling and vocabulary.
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Jun 3, 2016 16:34
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Dinosaur-shaped drugs: your parents won't suspect a thing.
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Jun 6, 2016 17:40
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I'm not reading all those words a fat virgin. What is the dh part?
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Jun 10, 2016 23:57
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genericangst posted:I know this is a joke, but I think it fits: Matt Bors is good.
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Jun 14, 2016 19:30
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Ah, so that's the difference between Pokemon Black and White.
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Jul 10, 2016 14:44
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sweeperbravo posted:Yeah as a teacher id def want my students making presentations that are chock full of memes It's a teacher who themselves posts memes on imgur, though. People like that really exist. Memes make me feel at least 8 years younger.
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Jul 13, 2016 10:10
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Anime is bad. That much is certain.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:36
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I really liked GB2 as a child. Also, all the GB cartoons.
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Jul 17, 2016 20:50
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Does anyone have that story where a guy and his sister go to the doctor, and his sister enjoyed every minute of it and pretended she did that thing with her hair?
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Jul 27, 2016 16:44
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:i got u fam Cheers. Fathis Munk posted:What. How is that even a story. Oh, but there's more. http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/
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Jul 27, 2016 17:10
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It's obviously a joke. But also a sad reality.
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Aug 7, 2016 11:38
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Jerry Cotton posted:
Pft. Metallica. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zT_i6LdX9w&t=23s
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Aug 27, 2016 21:43
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RNG posted:superjohnlock Not just that, the super part is for Supernatural.
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Sep 12, 2016 09:53
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Tunicate posted:I tried to pick and choose from these but they're all so incredible. Ugh. Especially the one about the disabled dreamy boy.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:19
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Standard and Poors 500 has annual dividends of about 2-2.5%. In 40 years it would turn $200 million into roughly $550 million tops.
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Sep 20, 2016 17:00
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That horrible atheist professor will soon meet his demise when a brave navy seal calls him out on his lies.
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Sep 25, 2016 11:39
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I am not a number! I'm a free man!
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Sep 27, 2016 16:04
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hosed up if true.
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Oct 9, 2016 18:53
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What a good dog. It let someone attack its owner and walked away with a stranger.
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Oct 26, 2016 01:57
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Like a northerner would ever travel all the way down to Wales instead of just going to Skegness.
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Oct 30, 2016 18:05
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BobbyK posted:Yeah like, it's sad because my girlfriend committed suicide but wait, no, I just shot her because she left me. Perfect imgur joke, sure it got some upvotes. It's actually statistically true that men are better and more successful than women at killing themselves.
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Nov 10, 2016 01:01
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Non Serviam posted:Because cucumbers are disgusting raw. What the gently caress is wrong with you people?
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Nov 12, 2016 13:55
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I am hesitant to share since it is so personal. However, I am appalled by a situation I experienced tonight and just have to talk about it. Tonight was my second appointment with a therapist. I lost a child several years ago and find therapy beneficial every now and then. My first appointment (pre-election) went well. The therapist, a male in his sixties, seemed nice enough. We spent the session just going over some history and setting goals. A typical therapy "getting to know you" session. Tonight was not so typical. Upon arrival, I informed him the last few days have been hard for me due to feelings associated with the heartbreak I felt over the outcome of the election. His response to my statement shocked me. The therapist said "the other side as felt that way for years". He then began to question why I have progressive views of politics. He actually asked me to explain why I thought partial birth abortions are ok. He stated the hot mic talk was what guys talk like in locker-rooms. The man stated the media made up the hate rhetoric. Then the political science lesson began! He informed me that Roe V Wade was a case about privacy and not anything to do with abortion or women's rights. The Supreme Court doesn't have any power and that they have over stepped their place in regards to gay marriage rights. The decision should should be left to the states and if a gay couple lives in a state that does not recognize gay marriage they should move to one that does. After 45 minutes of him talking AT me, he abruptly says "so you had an abortion, right?" Umm...No. I had finally had enough. I informed him that you don't have to have had an abortion to be pro choice. I don't have to be lesbian to support LGBTQ rights. One doesn't have to be a person of color to support racial equality. He looked at me with condemnation and asked what my husband thought of my views. Really?! I am so angry right now! I sought assistance with grief and instead received the third degree and judgement. Well, I am no longer sad .. I am PISSED!
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Dogfish posted:You might consider sending a formal complaint to his regulatory college. (What is the source for this stdh?) A facebook group for supporters of Hillary Clinton. Current political climate in the US is perfect for fresh stdh about horrible white men attacking women in the streets with threats of violence in form of well-prepared ten minute long monologues, and marines and policemen, brave patriots of America, standing against looting hoards of thugs who never explicitly said to be black.
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Nov 14, 2016 02:37
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And an obligatory big black man who isn't as scary as you would expect (NOT RACIST!!!).
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Nov 29, 2016 07:46
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Tired Moritz posted:I don't get it. And the troper doesn't get any.
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Dec 4, 2016 11:42
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poptart_fairy posted:It's great watching stuff like that on the forum here. It's never just a terrible person with a dumb opinion, it's always a KKK alt right neo-nazi that supports Trump. Like guys, you don't have to dramatize to that degree just so we're on your side. Nice av. I get the joke.
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A quick search reveals, it was drawn by a sixteen year old girl from Turkey. But otherwise it's true. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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Dec 7, 2016 20:57
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Hardcordion posted:So true except for all of it. The girl's dad is a miner.
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Dec 7, 2016 21:54
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chitoryu12 posted:Manic Pixie Dream Girls exist, but most of them tend to be utterly insufferable after a while. Their quirkiness and passion ends up revealing that they've been completely incapable of growing up and can't hold down an adult job to save their lives (which means they're not unlikely to have debts or trouble paying rent). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSC82fYpiW4
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Dec 8, 2016 13:59
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My dad taught me this incredible secret when I was 6.
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Khazar-khum posted:My elderly Aunt told me there were 'colored people moving in'. I was all excited, because I wanted to meet people with big pink, blue and green spots all over them. I was sooo disappointed when they turned out to just be regular brown people instead of candy-colored. Brown is the colour of chocolate, you ungrateful little git.
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