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oldpainless posted:"Let's go through all these studies showing no correlation between weight and health" More like oldpeerless. Did I do it right?
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 00:15 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:14 |
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It would be a terrible gift, but it's good fun to have in a workplace. When I was in my teens we used to label all sorts of unnecessary stuff
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 12:03 |
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I got to the end and expected it to say "FURY is directed by tarantino". Also, I have a co-worker who unironically uses snowflake to describe people.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:14 |
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Gwaint posted:I once worked for Domino's as a delivery driver, am I unknowingly a demon? Gwaint, you are the demons.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 17:02 |
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88 is also a super lucky number in china. Or maybe the guy was born 4th of january/ 1st of april 1988. He'll never catch a break
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 15:23 |
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Aleph Null posted:Hah hah what a great joke on some random new mother. Certainly worth being on the hook to support a kid that isn't yours for 18 years. Hey man, if you know it ain't yours then just get a dna test afterward. You still got to name the kid.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 21:27 |
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Non Serviam posted:Probably because Lil Jon is poo poo. Though true, that song is amazing.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 12:42 |
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Catberry posted:See you're the blood sucker. They take your blood and give it to others but when you need it they'll be all out. I thought AB+ was the universal receptor. O- universal donor.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 22:02 |
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EmmyOk posted:
Cool, I was confused because other poster referred to O+ as fygm blood, when it's still pretty good to donate. Although I guess only + people can take it?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 22:19 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Ask your uncle, he probably had to qualify once, and I think you get to keep going after. Mostly if you meet a minimum time you get to come back
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 18:28 |
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I tend to tune out when people call him drumpf. Just use his real drat name.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 05:26 |
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Apparently the airbnb rating system is messed up too, and getting anything less than five stars gets airbnb to start harassing you.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 09:32 |
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Paladinus posted:You can get all this food from a rubbish bin for free. You need to make friends with 1500quidporsche
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 20:00 |
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tyblazitar posted:How could you do such a long post on WILTY without linking the best moment of the entire show? I was about to chew out bioenchanted for not posting this one. It put me in tears the first time I saw it.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 10:41 |
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste All buttholes are cups
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 15:56 |
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EKDS5k posted:You mean the normal way? MM/DD/YYYY is an American thing. Also "pupil" is generally a British term, so it's likely that this detention didn't happen in Europe. it's the normal way in the us and canada.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 05:52 |
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What is an anti and how is it different to an antifa?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 03:22 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Rey wears three buns Didn't sandor kidnap sansa to use as leverage if he was captured, or have I remembered the books wrong?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 04:41 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:An ‘anti’, in this context, is someone who thinks abuse/rape/pedophila/incest/beastiality/toxic relationships are wrong, and that they should be handled or written about with tact and an eye towards respect for the victims, rather than being written as tittilating, making implications that the victim wanted it, or as though the author approves of them. So antis are good? The internet has passed me by.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 14:24 |
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Seventh Arrow posted:Oh no, he pinged their IP addresses? Look out, here comes Mr l33t Hacker Man! It's probably no dress shirt, t-shirt instead
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 11:47 |
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Besesoth posted:Schools really went to poo poo after "Mulan" came out. That drat szechuan sauce
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 03:53 |
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Paladinus posted:What if America allowed insane mass shooters to mass shoot wild dogs? Also, allowed terrorists to blow up mass shooters. And dogs to attack terrorists. I don't think it'll replace rock paper scissors but give it a go.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 12:52 |
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Terminal De-escalation sounds like you ended up on the arrivals level and have to go downstairs to the departure level to check in.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 02:16 |
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Zipperelli. posted:I can't even get her to agree to a threesome, much less a romantic relationship with another person. Even with you?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 13:18 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Apricots I thought these got banned. A "toxic synergy" being created is one hell of a sales pitch.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 13:15 |
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Samizdata posted:Happened to be on Imgur for something else today and saw this... This should be posted in response to most stdh
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 09:19 |
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Has there ever been a good ww1 movie? One that gets into how lovely and terrible it was outside of like paths of glory?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 22:01 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:All Quiet on the western front? Cool, will give it a go. THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Saving Private Ryan's Dad Will look it up, cheers.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 22:52 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Hey gently caress you buddy my mom was a slur So you want us to use your mom?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 12:04 |
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ReidRansom posted:I know the feeling. I'm on loan to a project in Germany at the moment and spend most of my days just sitting here in an office watching Netflix. Two weeks of this so far. I probably won't have any actual work to do for another week or two, and it's excruciating. I'm paid well and get 180% during these things plus a per diem and get to expense pretty much everything, so I'm cleaning up, but I'd rather be at home making less but having more to do and getting to sleep in my own bed with my fiancee who I miss. Some guys came to where I worked, crossing an ocean to get here. They said every week they were told they would start the following week. I saw them over the course of 2 or 3 months, and they were pissed off and just wanted to go home.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 22:49 |
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chitoryu12 posted:This one I can definitely see myself doing. It actually kind of sounds like fun. I'm a boring person.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 15:25 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Because there's a good chance whoever made up that story has no idea that "white knight" predates the cartoon for preschoolers he's obsessed with. maybe he's a big bonnie tyler fan Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of mlp?
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 13:17 |
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sunken fleet posted:Can you even imagine trying to read aloud in a crowded bus? Must be a masterful orator to make yourself heard over all the other random people on the bus - especially the ones telling you to shut the gently caress up after you get like two sentences in. Or is this the bizzaro world where random people on the street enjoy listening to some nerd stutter and mumble through literature unprompted? I'm more curious as to what book it was
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 10:53 |
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Problem with stdh in a theatre is it's always hard to believe. I've got two examples, but who believe me that they happened??
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 08:30 |
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Went to see neighbours on an afternoon cheap day screening so it was about 20 seniors plus me and my friend. Got a ways into he movie and during one scene a guy loudly said "man, this movie SUCKS." Which got a decent rise from the rest of us. Later someone else asked if it would ever end and they started ripping on it Cheap movie theatre seniors are a good time.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 21:47 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:My mom took me to see it, but I'm 30. Reconciled after the eviction notice then?
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 12:09 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't get it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857773 https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/22/us/judge-rules-son-must-move-out-new-york-trnd/index.html
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 14:52 |
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Jurgan posted:I couldn't resist: Source your quotes. Let me guess, everyone loved you and you climbed on to a starship and flew into outer space?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 21:27 |
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Jurgan posted:It was a response to the same Quora post. (I know)
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 10:51 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:14 |
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What is going on in that gas one? I don't get what they're trying to say
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 08:33 |