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Sir Lemming posted:Don't worry about various types of crops and animals gradually going extinct -- they can easily be replaced with generically engineered wonderfoods such as Hypercows and Corn 2.0. I believe that's what you people call "evolution" Generic engineering  "Ugh, don't get that no-name brand corn, get the Monsanto!"
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  "Wait before you start talking let me hit record, I'm gonna want to type this up for Facebook" e: It's more dangerous for boys, but ESPECIALLY for girls 
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I don't see why you don't believe this happened. I think we can trust VAXFRE to be impartial on this issue.
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timefly posted:
Specifically it's dangerous for girls because it gives them big ol' titties
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timefly posted:
I very badly want this to be something that did happen just because I like imagining that there's some  ex-chemist out there who stops every person he sees with an antivaxx slogan on their car to give them this unhinged speech.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: "You see, there is a monkey cell serum present in every vaccine..."
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Red Truck Guy: "I'm assuming your 'VAXFRE' licence plate refers to being against vaccines, and that the Choose Life tag implies you're Christian." Me: "Uh, no. This is my uncle's car...he said the carburetor was making a funny noise." Red Truck Guy: "Oh...I see" *looks downward, crestfallen*
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I'm the chemist that's an expert in biology.
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I'm pretty sure he's a chemist in the sense that he has a lot of experience with research chemicals.
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timefly posted:
Also lol at the "it's for population control, so China doesn't use it" implying that China would never dare to control population through shady rear end practices.
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There's an inverse correlation between how many vaccines you've and how stocked you are on precious bodily fluids. Read the ingredient labels, sheeple!
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Oct 11, 2017 02:48
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That's some swell population control.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:your move, libs He was the Liberal leader 
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In Australia we call our conservative party the Liberals just to confuse foreigners. (The real reason is much more boring.)
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A red pickup truck pulls up next to me. The driver rolls down his window and says, "I'm a retired Spirograph engineer. Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it!"
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Oh poo poo, monkey cell serum?! It's not like the very definition of serum is that it's the part of the blood that doesn't contain any cells. I am very much at a loss as to why that should sterilize you. I also loving love how the nut job chemist threw in fluoride ad a crazy bonus after recognizing the OP as a fellow crazy person. Also "there was a scientist that was studying vaccines", poo poo man, I didn't know vaccinology was such an untapped field that there was like a single dude studying it. BRB, gonna switch my PhD spec. CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:In Australia we call our conservative party the Liberals just to confuse foreigners. I mean that's the case in most of the world except the US, isn't it?
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If they are making all the males sterile, why hasn't anyone noticed yet? If you go in to get a fertility check does the doctor rub you out while you're rubbing one out into the cup to keep the coverup in place?
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Kill all antivaxxers.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you go in to get a fertility check does the doctor rub you out while you're rubbing one out into the cup to keep the coverup in place? Maybe something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrfSHRZf410
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The doctors, being the ones administering the vaccines, are in on it. So when you supply them with a cupload of creamy duds, they say "oh yeah dude, top sperm, a plus sprog, this all checks out". Then they send you on your merry way back to your wife and her fluoride enhanced bust. The doctor then pockets a briefcase full of money from a cackling Chinaman and they both twirl their moustaches in glee.
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That briefcase line was pretty funny. I'm pretty sure a chemical manufacturing executive would require a lot more cash than could fit in a briefcase to take part in such a conspiracy. I'm surprised he didn't describe the bribe going down in an abandoned parking garage at night where they slide briefcases to each other, just like in the movies.
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Good Lord. I never thought I'd want to smack someone because they don't know the difference between amphetamines and METHamphetamines, but here we are...
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Fathis Munk posted:I mean that's the case in most of the world except the US, isn't it? Technically yes, but unfortunately the US trend of calling literally everything to the left of the Republicans 'lefty liberal' is happening a lot in the UK recently, despite those words being opposites of each other
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gschmidl posted:Kill all antivaxxers. I heard they have a vaccine that prevents you from becoming an anti-vaxxer. Several, actually.
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You know, there's a direct correlation between the rise of vaccines and an increase in the number of anti-vaxers. Could it be...?
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And important negative feedback loop to prevent people from taking infinitely many vaccine shots everyday? Sure.
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timefly posted:
"... and that's my experience with a paranoid schizophrenic."
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Quote-Unquote posted:Technically yes, but unfortunately the US trend of calling literally everything to the left of the Republicans 'lefty liberal' is happening a lot in the UK recently, despite those words being opposites of each other US liberals are socially liberal, which aligns with the left; European liberals are economically liberal, which aligns with the right and which the US would call libertarian.
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Oct 12, 2017 15:17
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changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste That’ll make you look like a right mug
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste All buttholes are cups
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reese's peanut butthole cups
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:reese's peanut butthole cups The "there's no wrong way to eat a reese's" tagline just got way more graphic.
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ilmucche posted:All buttholes are cups Two girls...three cups?!?!
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I hope the hypothetical neighbor sees this and changes it to LEROY BRUCE IS A BUTTHOLE.
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Sir I'll have you know it's illegal to bully the police by giving your router a rude name. We'll let you off with a warning this time, but we're watching you! 
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"No, no, it's a typo for ALL COPS HAVE BUTTHOLES"
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Id like to believe it’s “ALL COPS ARE ASSHOLES” but the word rear end in a top hat hurts his delicate sensibilities.
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