Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Ytlaya posted:

Isn't that bra also really big? Like, in a "fat person" way rather just having a big chest.

That is Mom's bra.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Indolent Bastard posted:

40 minutes, 30 if he's in good shape and runs for sport. I was melting down and my BF suddenly hung upside on me and I was flapping around for only 40 minutes before he showed up. Because calling a cab and staying on a cell phone while you are on the way over isn't "romantic" enough I guess.

Hang on baby I'll just run ten four minute miles - be there in a mo xox

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I'm guessing the hellnonce people don't know what a nonce is...

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Khazar-khum posted:

This Troper's maternal grandfather served in the British Army during World War II as a medic. He's had quite a number of brushes with death, mostly while with the 8th Army.
During the invasion of France, my grandfather had to get out of the ambulance he drove to piss. When he came back, the ambulance had been bombed.

My idiot grandfather got his ambulance blown up because he couldn't hold his piss.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Trebek posted:



Sorry for the phone grab

I think you can forgive a guy for assuming the 19 year old at the front desk is the secretary.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




got into an argument with my girlfriend over whether this STDH happened



Conclusion was that it doesn't matter that it might not have because the sentiment is right.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Non Serviam posted:

I think facebook statuses like that are basically fables at this point. I can't believe anybody looks at them thinking they're true.

Not only do thousands of people think it's true - but they get pretty outraged if you point out that it didn't happen, and that maybe it's not great for a cause if you have to invent fictional stuff to support it (FAKE NEWS!)

The author was accused in the comments of making it up and after initially attacking the accusers as hateful, small-minded bullies, is currently backtracking and asking people not to share it and talking about deleting the post because it's getting too much attention.

Necrothatcher has a new favorite as of 12:07 on Apr 3, 2017

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://twitter.com/mzbat/status/943158113137577984

https://twitter.com/mzbat/status/943159397982851074

https://twitter.com/mzbat/status/943160480838889472

https://twitter.com/mzbat/status/943164214667079680

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I'm prepared to believe that this woman heard a couple arguing over money in an airport, but everything after that is prime STDH.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




chitoryu12 posted:

In retrospect I'm really glad that relationship ended,

Me too.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply