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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Kind of both. Two dollar bills are sort of a novelty currency, they're legal tender but you need to go out of your way to get them. When you get one, you're supposed to keep it and give it to your dad, who keeps them in a folder like they are Pikachu money
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 12:35 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:14 |
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I think my favorite internet things ever are the long winded rants about what a bad rear end the writer is, they're the best
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 12:41 |
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Panfilo posted:Someone started sharing "The adult side of Tumblr" on my Facebook feed and it is ripe with STDH ( and clickbait). These people have always existed, they just have a massive global outlet for their circle jerk
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 14:11 |
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But how can she slap?
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 14:27 |
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Somebody masturbated furiously while writing this out.
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 20:13 |
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It grates me so much when people say/write "This."
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 16:16 |
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This one didn't happen so hard, it gave me a permanent sneer.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 12:09 |
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"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" -Hands you a mandible
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 14:47 |
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That whole community has a lot of conflicting interests. I remember there was some drama about not letting gay men do drag shows at some parade because it offended some transsexuals? Seems hosed up, since gay dudes were the ones who got the poo poo kicked out of them during the Stonewall Riots and other demonstrations, which more or less led to the gay rights movement.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 14:46 |
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My bad, didn't know that was a thing. Uh, I guess some people got upset, or, as often happens, someone got upset on their behalf: http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/07/20/pride-event-bans-drag-queens-in-case-they-are-offensive/
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 16:43 |
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Ok, I don't think I know enough about it to comment, but I guess my point is it looks like that's a very large umbrella group, so I believe the Picard stdh
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 16:49 |
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The ending LOL really makes it
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 03:23 |
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"Shhh, mom it's the long con."
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 15:33 |
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"And them we started suckin' each others dicks, because who the gently caress else goes walking around a park at night around 3 AM except the extraordinarily horny"
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 00:52 |
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I have a harder time reading these than I do reading about terrible diseases
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 12:35 |
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Paladinus posted:Cheers. I read way too much of this before I said gently caress it
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 19:18 |
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What happens to make a person that much of a shitgarbageperson
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 10:55 |
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FuckenPunchOn posted:
Humans of New York: Profiting from homeless mental ilness since 2004
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 15:18 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Delirium Can you imagine how insufferable such a person would be?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 02:30 |
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hyperhazard posted:
Is this similar to that goon who got on all fours and "Meow!"ed his way out of an awkward situation?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:28 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Natural peanut butter (no ingredients other than peanut butter and maybe salt) should be kept in the fridge to prevent the oil from separating out. Peanut butter that doesn't separate at room temperature achieves this feat by the addition of hydrogenated fats that are solid at room temperature. What kind of monster are you Just mix it back together with a butter knife, do you have nor respect for toast?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:31 |
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gently caress that guy
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 01:36 |
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Listen, I like playing dress up as much as anyone, but these people are loving retarded. I wish we could kick them off the planet.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 20:18 |
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hyperhazard posted:You weren't kidding. They both look like they are suffering from 19th century disease That lady's nose looks like W.C. Fields, she should lay off the sauce.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 22:50 |
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Someone Awful! posted:why do the couples in these fake letters never actually use each others' names? it's always "husband" or "sweetie" or "babe" I know when I write a note for my wife of 12 years, I always start it with, "Sweetest Beloved Wife" and not "Yo, Jessica" because she is imaginary
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 22:09 |
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What the gently caress is this
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 17:18 |
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I liked the dude better when he was a massive Trump troll, so this post had the opposite desired effect
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 18:03 |
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kimbo305 posted:The quality of instruction with Krav Maga is extremely varied. You can get a certificate to teach KM in 3 days. Some schools can be very legit, have meaningful training, and have correct instruction about approaching self-defense. Other schools will just blow smoke up your rear end about how much of a badass you're becoming while teaching nothing of value. Krav Maga is certainly not alone in this kind of overhyping. Krav Maga is the crossfit of martial arts. You might be doing good work, or you might be doing lovely work, but you are doubtlessly going to tell everyone and their brother about it.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 12:46 |
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I like my boxing class, because nobody has ever said, "This is what you would do in a bar room situation" because we train specifically for amateur fights under the supervision of licensed officials. I'm not going to go get choked out by some gorilla hands grappler to prove some idiotic point.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 15:55 |
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I read a book on self defense by this ex-army guy that was basically, "Make up your mind that you are going to be stabbed to poo poo, and then if you are threatening enough, maybe the other guy will not want to get stabbed to poo poo. Protip: Slash their forehead so they get blood in their eyes, and then run like a bitch."
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 21:49 |
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LOL if you aren't throwing CHI-BLASTS right at the heart of your enemy with bad rear end Tai Chi skills you learned from an old Chinese lady at the park
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 23:19 |
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I'm not sure being a 19 year old trust fund "entrepreneur" is anything to show off This sounds like stdh/humblebrag
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 23:22 |
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I hope the spoiler is: it wasn't her bike
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 03:06 |
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loving LOL I can also write with my non-dominant hand
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 18:24 |
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Captain Monkey posted:
LOL, thing is, even if this happened, you still got called a fat gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 19:35 |
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Way to go?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 18:03 |
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Counterpoint Bad weed smells like straight up skunk rear end, so maybe smoke that poo poo on your balcony
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 17:44 |
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sweeperbravo posted:The size equivalent to "black people have hobbies and play video games" stories That reminds me of an "A black dude talked to me on the train about Goku and I was like whoa" thing These motherfuckers don't know black people loving LOVE Dragonball
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 20:15 |
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"My family has a unique mutation, all the men have monster dongs that all the ladies can't resist"
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:44 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:14 |
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JGdmn posted:"I went on a date with a person three weeks ago, and after incessantly calling them they told me they had cancer. If you imagine Steven Wright on the delivery, it works
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