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All pizza tattoos own. Andrew WK just retweeted this:  Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.
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Friend who does nothing but talk about how much she loves books and reading and Stephen King just got a Dark Tower (her favorite book) quote for her first tattoo. Much like literally everyone else on the internet, she got the quote wrong. I posted this screenshot before she flipped out in the comments and messaged me to tell me that I ruined her life.  Here's a bunch of people doing the same: https://www.google.com/search?q=go+...W5CB64Q_AUIBigB
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Apr 28, 2016 21:24
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I think if you're getting a quote with no other artistic elements in the tattoo it's unforgivable to not get it exactly right. If it was wrapping around a banner or done in some interesting typographical way I wouldn't care. It's also not a grammatically correct sentence with the comma.
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Apr 28, 2016 21:36
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Psychobabble! posted:As someone with a vaguely DT inspired tattoo, post it  It's completely unremarkable, I was just amused/irritated for a few reasons. * My wife is heavily tattooed and is very involved in the scene where we live, so all of our friends who are first timers usually go to her for advice and then (almost always) completely ignore it (like she did) * I googled the quote just to see if she hosed it up out of curiosity and the FIRST RESULT on is the Wikipedia page for the book which has it correct * She claims it's her favorite quote from her favorite book and she got it wrong * She posts nonstop about how you're an idiot if you mess up spelling and grammar stuff, and she got a tattoo of a grammatically incorrect sentence Yes, I'm an idiot for caring at all about any of this. Don't worry I know.
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May 1, 2016 14:43
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thecluckmeme posted:Sometimes you read things in high school, then realize in retrospect that they're pretty bad, man I have a House of Leaves inspired tattoo, for example. Thankfully there's no text so no one would know unless I told them.
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May 7, 2016 00:36
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That drat Satyr posted:I would like to see this, bad or good. This requires too much explanation, but here it is.  Long story short, my wife booked an appointment with a "famous" artist and I figured I'd get something at the shop we were traveling a long distance to just to help justify the trip. I wanted something HoL themed, and at the time, women wearing animal cowls was popular, and I really dug the general aesthetic. So the idea I discussed with the artist was a young boy, wearing a bull cowl (referencing King Mino's son and the legend of the Minotaur), surrounded by ash leaves (Yggdrasil/the eponymous tree), and the vein patterns of the leaves were to be in a maze pattern (obvious reasons). What he drew up had more or less nothing to do with what we discussed and I painstakingly detailed throughout several email exchanges. I still liked the outline so I was just like gently caress it whatever let's do it. That's my cool story. The lesson here is if you don't like something then don't feel pressured to get it, it's your money. e: I don't know where this motherfucker got the idea to add acorns from.
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May 7, 2016 05:20
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Scratch Monkey posted:What is HoL and MZD again? House of Leaves and its author Mark Z. Danielewski. The short version of what you need to know is he writes weird books that nerds obsess over, and they look like this:  Rebel Blob posted:Looks like the artist got mixed up on what type of tree you wanted, 'cause those are oak leaves and I guess the acorns follow naturally from that. Yeah dude didn't even try.
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May 7, 2016 14:13
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Nitrox posted:Looks like he tried enough. It's up to you to correct the design, especially if you're going back and forth over period of time. You approved it, have fun with it now. Don't see anything tasteless about it Yes that's why I posted a "moral of the story" at the end. But trust me, we went back and forth a bunch ahead of time and I was very explicit about the individual elements and why they were what they were, etc. When the outline was presented to me, it was SO far off from what I requested, and I was in a situation where revisions weren't really an option (convention), I was fine with just getting it as is since I did like the design he came up with. But yeah it's not tasteless, and I did end up liking it. I just posted it since the topic was dumb book tattoos.
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May 7, 2016 16:25
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I'm halfway through One Rainy Day in May and so far it's been pretty exhausting, but I'm enjoying it nonetheless. He is a good storyteller, sometimes it just feels like he's trying wayyyy too hard. That said, there's usually a payoff for sticking it out, so I'm looking forward to see where this series goes. Anyway to make up for my unintentional derail, here's some pics that my local shop just posted:  How does drawing hands work  How does kerning work  
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May 8, 2016 18:20
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Henchman of Santa posted:I wonder if this is an actual pro long snapper or, more likely, a man whose football glory days are playing that position for a high school or D3 college team. Even worse than you're thinking. Independent college football  http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/04/long-snapper-tattoo e: I run high school bowl games and LS and special teams players are always the absolute worst to deal with. Everyone thinks it's the skill position players like QB/WR, but nope. loving long snappers and punters/kickers are the real divas. fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 16:15 on May 15, 2016 |
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May 15, 2016 16:10
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StuG Jeebus posted:This chick's dad is doing the Lord's work: This is good. No pics but a dumb story: my wife got a new intern at her job. He has the Misfits (band) logo tattooed on his forearm (see my avatar if you're not familiar). She was like "oh cool my husband has a Crimson Ghost tattoo too" and he responded with "What? No it's not that, it's the logo for a band".  Kids these days.
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May 28, 2016 00:03
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Biologically I think we can agree this is an alien life form.
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Jun 7, 2016 04:26
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captainOrbital posted:Edit: On the other hand... This is so close to being so bad it's good. Oh well, whatever
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Jun 14, 2016 02:54
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Heath posted:Does the gay rainbow only have six colors? Good to know I wasn't the only one counting Roy G Biv
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Jun 19, 2016 00:53
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AlbieQuirky posted:Indigo got the Pluto treatment sometime in the early 2000s; it's no longer considered a principal color in the spectrum. Sorry, going to choose to ignore this post. I've committed to Roy G Biv as a lifelong mnemonic and nothing anyone says is going to change that.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:17
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I had to look up the double trigger thing because I don't know anything about guns: https://us.glock.com/technology/safe-action
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Jun 25, 2016 21:57
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One Swell Foop posted:I think it's supposed to be one of the dragon's eggs from Game of Thrones but it's the wrong colors and not egg-shaped. Please don't try to ovarly explain this thing.
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Jun 28, 2016 19:17
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Werong Bustope posted:I know this person irl. They're a Were you not paying attention or something? e: Wait can you even do drag if you don't believe in gender?
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Jul 7, 2016 23:38
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Endless Mike posted:Genderfluid doesn't mean they don't believe in gender, it means their personal gender changes at times. So when they're feeling male, dressing female would be doing drag. Ya I'm hip to that, I just thought that the implication of their tattoo was that they wanted to "end" gender (like as a concept). Or am I reading that wrong?
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Jul 8, 2016 19:12
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Someone Awful! posted:sex and gender are different things, also this is a bad derail that won't go anywhere good. post bad tats. Not seeing any problems here. But good idea to avoid a derail. Here's some hot garbage from a new local shop: Classic.  This one requires a bit of explanation. The palmetto tree and moon are from our state flag. The splotch in the middle is supposed to be the logo of the University of South Carolina football team (Gamecocks). http://www.sc.edu/toolbox/images/spiritMarks.png  Someone who I'm sure posts on Facebook using the word "loyalty" and about how you can't trust any of your friends.  Don't know anything about guns but pretty sure the trigger guard doesn't extend that far.  1Corey  Someone got this is motherfucking 2016 
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Jul 8, 2016 23:29
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Falkor in trad Jap style would probably look rad as hell. This is so cute... if it's one of those "got a tattoo somewhere not super visible of one of my kid's drawings". The rest
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Jul 27, 2016 01:08
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It's easier to find really bad chest pieces than really good ones, but I stumbled on this and it's giving me a headache. Paging all tattoo thread cryptographers: Also I didn't notice the big dumpy dude in the background for the first minute I was staring at it somehow.
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Jul 28, 2016 01:59
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Carbon Thief posted:Alis volat propriis "She flies with her own wings" Now do the thing where you draw on it in MSPaint to outline the letters because I still don't see it. Johnny Truant posted:Still haven't gotten around to watching this Do, it's really good.
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Jul 28, 2016 19:27
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LingcodKilla posted:My chest tattoo does belong here. Don't apologize for freedom. e: Content 
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Aug 13, 2016 05:38
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It's probably a semi-famous person she met's signature.
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Aug 17, 2016 16:33
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TheKennedys posted:My friend tattooed over where Samwise Didier (the Blizzard artist) signed her arm one time, but she's covered in tattoos, she worked at Blizzard for almost a decade, and Samwise is pretty awesome, so nobody I know has ever given her poo poo for it. That could be because our circles are full of people who would think it was awesome rather than dumb, but still. Dude has an impressive amount of hair.
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Aug 27, 2016 04:01
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Johnny Truant posted:Also look at how they wrote "climb" in there. They wrote "Cimb" then had to jam the 'L' in afterwards. Twice ...  Short Penguin posted:That's still loving bitchin' though. Thanks!
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Sep 9, 2016 20:14
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Derby is fun as hell and derby girls are fun as hell to party with, sorry you goons hate fun. Also derby names are the best: https://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/ rotoscoped posted:
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Sep 10, 2016 22:16
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Snowy posted:What's the name of this font? It bothers me the same way some people get all triggered by comic sans or papyrus. http://www.dafont.com/bring-tha-noize.font?fpp=100&text=Death+Before+Dishonor
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Oct 1, 2016 04:57
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I don't play shooters but I'd have to imagine no scope kills happen hundreds of times every hour every day. What was super notable about this one, or was it just because it was tournament play?
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Oct 11, 2016 01:47
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hyperhazard posted:(He's the silhouette in blue, not the main guy) Oh okay, I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. So it's basically a Mighty Ducks kind of story + sick trick/desperation shots in tournament play. I guess there are way dumber things to get tattoos of, though he certainly could have gotten a much better one of this.
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Oct 11, 2016 15:02
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That is middle school as gently caress.
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Dec 12, 2016 02:12
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Dude I got a tattoo from in Philly just had one of his designs ripped off. Shameful.
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Jan 8, 2017 06:12
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What the gently caress is happening in the bottom 20% of this image
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Jan 31, 2017 12:29
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... This is horrifying. But at least he's using a stencil!
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Feb 3, 2017 14:38
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Can I get like a Celtic knot? But then like a bunch of other bullshit on it idk
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Feb 21, 2017 02:01
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Jagged Little Tattoo
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Mar 17, 2017 16:25
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Christ what an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 14, 2017 23:31
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rockcity posted:It's bearable but it ranks high in the worst spots I have had tattooed list. I did however have both feet tattooed at the same time by two artists for seven hours though, so I've been told I am kind of crazy. How big are your feet, drat. Also this would have killed me.
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Those are super dope though! How are they holding up (with sock/shoe wear and tear)? My wife had her feet done like 10 years ago and they've definitely faded the fastest, but they still look pretty good.
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