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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Can anybody figure out what's going on here? I can't.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Field Mousepad posted:

It was completely an accident. A happy little accident.

???



Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




hyperhazard posted:


(Michael Jackson)



I didn't know MJ practiced foot binding.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Are they using "muffin top" in place of "tramp stamp"? Otherwise, that list is missing a placement option.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




whypick1 posted:

I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation :stonk:

I didn't bother going that far, and I still don't know what it is. I figured it was either something Nazi or gamer-related.

So which is it?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Avenging_Mikon posted:

The "alt-right" flag, which is literally just the Nazi flag with a coat of paint.

So, then, a question for the artists lurking this thread: have you ever had someone come to you wanting something you considered to be an offensive or otherwise tasteless tat? How did you handle it? I imagine you have the right of refusal, yes?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That woman sounds insufferable.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This one is absolutely perfect.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





... Aunt May?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





She really oughtta get that mole checked out.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I'm not sure how I feel about this one. I mean, it's not particularly tasteless and it's pretty well done, but something about it makes my brain go "huh?"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Endless Mike posted:

It's tasteless, so it fits here, though it is very well done.

Yes. I can't say I'm crazy about the subject matter, but holy balls am I in love with that style.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Oh, FFS. :doh:

I didn't even see what I did there.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




a kitten posted:

Another angle, because why not?

Thanks! I was actually kinda wondering what the bottom looked like. It's a little disappointing to see there wasn't really anything much below what you see in the original face-forward pic.



Honestly, the hat seems less Chuck Norris and more Walter White.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




rydiafan posted:

A full back piece of this pinball machine: https://youtu.be/VOaZbaPzdsk

If I am fortunate enough to live to my 90s or beyond, I know that no matter how old or fuzzybrained I get, I will still be able to sing this song.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/831171825707188224

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Whoops.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




A very good Imgur dump. Some I've seen here before, others I haven't:

Idiots and their tattoos

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That's not Jesus at all.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






DownsPat is probably the best bad tattoo that will ever exist.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Very disappointed that this does not say "The shoe must go on."

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Garrand posted:

How painful are foot tattoos?

Asking for a friend

You're in luck! I have one on the top of my right foot. Not gonna lie: it was the most painful one I got until I got the one on my elbow. However, my feet are also ticklish. My artist laughed at me when I told him to tape my foot to the chair, but he did anyway, and I'm glad he did, because I would have moved around too much otherwise.

That being said: don't be afraid of the pain. Get your tattoos wherever the hell you want them, because otherwise you'll never be truly happy with them.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




rockcity posted:

Size 12, so reasonably big. One of them went up onto my shin a bit so it wasn't a small tattoo. Both them went right to my toes. It was bearable as far as tattoo pain goes, but healing them was honestly worse. I knew I was kind of crazy when all of the artists in the shop looked at me and were like "oh gently caress that." There were a ton of people in the shop that day and talking is the best distraction for me when I'm being tattooed so that helped a lot. I also drove home four hours the next day without shoes.

What the hell? Did you get something like this?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Oh, I dunno. It's better than a Liefeld drawing.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ricketyvickyt posted:

This came from an Ink Master fan page on Facebook...



According to Wiki, the green ribbon is for mental illness awareness. Or, depending on the shade of green, any number of other things.

I wonder which one this is supposed to represent?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Lutha Mahtin posted:

my guess is that this is photoshopped, but



i laugh every time i look at it. every time

Is... is that supposed to be Adam Duritz?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Crosspostin'

Proteus Jones posted:

Woman Oozing Purple Liquid From Eye Due To Botched Tattoo

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/09/28/purple-eye-tattoo/
:nms: PICS MAY BE A BIT DISTURBING :nms:



I didn't even know this was a thing.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Field Mousepad posted:

Is that supposed to be Chucky? Sloth?

Yes.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Cuazl posted:



I flip the KFC. I flip the taco bell. I flip the combination KFC and taco bell.


Interesting idea, getting your work history tatted on your knuckles.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Bonster posted:

Can you accidentally wind up with a hideous tattoo?

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-41510293

Maybe.

What an absolute loving wanker.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





thatPreacherpanel.jpg

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ZombieJesus posted:

"Holding" a shank. Also, why does it have ribs coming out of its hip bones, and why are the femurs more like chicken drumsticks? Ugh, terrible

It wasn't until I read this post that I realized the word WASN'T "shark." I couldn't figure out what the hell kind of shark that skeleton was supposed to be holding.

e: bloody gently caress, I should know better than to post before 4:30 in the morning.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Jisae posted:

She could be a Star Wars fan.



No, I'm seeing Harambe and Jon BonJovi.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbp54pnlog0/

"Yeah I want a huuuuuuge blue/black mess... and maybe some DBZ characters I guess, thanks fam"

I love this from the comments:

quote:

Ridiculous!! That's a piece of art right there.

It certainly is.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




cyberia posted:

I hope I cause somebody a similar moral conundrum one day with my 'do not resurrect' tattoo.

That article linked to this case study, which in itself could be considered an unfortunate tattoo.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Everytime this sorry-rear end nerdlinger gets posted all I can see are badly misquoted Tom Petty lyrics, and I like Tom Petty, so gently caress this guy.

(And don't go getting all post-happy about how they aren't Petty lyrics; I am well aware of that fact. So gently caress Skillet too, while I'm here.)

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




rockcity posted:

What is extra funny is that the logo already has a buck AND doe in it. The inner part of the logo forms a doe in the negative space. So that tattoo above is a tattoo about some deer hunting swingers I guess.

*looks*

:stare:

It's like the loving FedEx arrow.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I guess there's worse items of French baking to get tattoos of.

:argh:

(Wish I'd gotten to this first.)

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