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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I'm now 100% certain that this pun is the only reason he got this tattoo, and I'm now ok with the tattoo because of it.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Want to break those fingers.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Chichevache posted:

It's half-cockederspaniel.

Glockerspaniel.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


w00tmonger posted:

tiny handjob

Mods new username please.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


trapped mouse posted:

Heh, I think you'll find Jynx is actually purple.



Racism over, idiots. :smug:

It's racist against purple people. And they have it hard enough already, what with having an entire alien race that subsists entirely on eating them.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I'm the nipple tumor on the hind leg.

Edit: Tail? I can't tell.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Elsa posted:

fat upper fupa area

That's redundant! :colbert:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Pounded in the Butt by the Face I slapped with the Condom Pounded into My Butt by My Own Butt

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Rimworld.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


uXs posted:

Because when he was a baby the 9-tailed demon fox was sealed in his belly.

This is actually believable, and that saddens me. I refuse to verify/disprove it.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


treiz01 posted:

Obnoxious doesn't cover it. He kept calling 12 year old girls "hot" and "sexy" even when I called him on it.

"That eighth grader has a butter face." is something I once heard somebody say.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Death Before Deez Nuts

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


sweeperbravo posted:

Every element of the nazi guy screams "avoid this person." like on a molecular level

An unlikable nazi? Why I never!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



"He touched so many" is a dangerous MJ epitaph.


I think I've seen a dickbutt edit of this.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Someone else's.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Define "unsexy Necromorph".

ur mum

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Maybe this person's mother is their motivation behind everything they do. It's not a misspelling, but an accurate answer to "What's your angle?"

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


there wolf posted:

Do armpits actually have a bunch of nerve endings? That just seems silly.

There's a massive artery that goes right through your armpit. It's actually one of the most quickly lethal places to get stabbed/shot/etc, so you want to be very aware of any damage happening to it.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Avenging_Mikon posted:

That second one looks well done, despite me having no idea what it is.

Its right arm is coming directly out of its chest. Also, consider the logistics of that belly vs the closer leg.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Sentient Data posted:

Now I wonder how many got the sideways π toe tattoo from John Dies at the End

https://m.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.372052809547322.89797.165677156851556&type=3

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Lizard Combatant posted:

I would have snuck "totalfuckwit" across the diagonal if I was the artist.

Top row has a "moran" which is almost moron, if that helps.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Retro Futurist posted:

I actually kind of like the concept, but yikes

Concept MIGHT be fine if it's words that can be read in any order, like the names of his wife and kids or something. Once it's a sentence that must be read sequentially it's terrible.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Clitch posted:

I could swear that wolf is a rip-off of an oft-reposted tasteless tattoo from the past, but I can't be arsed to find it.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

No, you need to absorb several floating energy orbs.

Or your brother can grab all of them even though he's already fully transformed and God dammit Derek, seriously!

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Lifeglug posted:

I dunno, that DC villains tattoo that someone ripped off and even copied the guys nipple implies that they would do that.

I had forgotten about that! Can somebody post it?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


LingcodKilla posted:

Shark headed dog riding a surfboard through space?



This with a shark head.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


sweeperbravo posted:

1. took me a mintue to realize this wasn't just a misspelling of "deluxe"
2. when I think "letters that need more than two lines to be recognizable," i definitely think of "V" first

I give up. What does it actually say?

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Snowy posted:

I just looked up DCLXVI and it's 666. Kind of corny but not that hard to read imo.

I assumed I was getting the letters wrong because I was trying to make a word. Roman numerals hadn't occurred to me.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



We aU hare BattlencaRb

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"?

:nws: http://oglaf.com/gifted/ :nws:

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



"Hiiiiii, guuuuuuy." - Jay Sherman voice


Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:

That flower's cock is huge.

:perfect:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvdKLI7Ndo&hd=1

That was my introduction to Attack on Titan. I haven't watched an additional nanosecond. It could be the greatest loving show ever, but it's tainted beyond all redemption.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Legit owns.

Although this is the tasteless tattoo thread, not the bad tattoo thread, so I guess it fits.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


ricketyvickyt posted:

While this one isn't tasteless or anything it really bothers me...


The feet belong to different people that wanted a matching friend tattoo. But what are they going to do when they aren't together, have half a flower on one foot??

I'm more bothered about having the join point be on the inside of the feet, because it's very awkward to stand/sit in a way that has the inside of your foot be against the inside of somebody else's like that.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Sole to sole is easy.

Just visualize the rest of these peoples bodies. Somebody's thigh is in somebody else's crotch.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Heath posted:

Give me a squirrel, but with huge gams.

I don't think you know what gams are. Or if you do, you're missing the focal point of this tattoo.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


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Mar 17, 2009



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