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davidspackage posted:That angel has E=Mc2 tattooed on his. What does it mean? What is that pyramid on a ball under his right arm? Dude that's obviously E=H *infected ingrown hair* *ユ floating around*
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Isn't that the Russian girl who got a tattoo artist as a boyfriend after talking to him only once online, and he tattooed his name on her face?
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Feb 17, 2017 20:24
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Is this the dude from power rangers?
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Mar 7, 2017 21:49
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Corrode posted:Presumably it's that mental health semi-colon thing from a few months ago? Even taking that into consideration it still says "WARR;OY"
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Mar 26, 2017 02:32
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Lifeglug posted:With any kind of public facing customer service or retail role, there's still a quite a lot of stigma, and that's without getting into tattoos with subject matter might be a bit more controversial. It's really depending on where you work and what company. Of course Bloomingdales or whatever high-end store, they won't ever allow piercings/tattoos. But if you work in a big city most places don't give a gently caress unless you are like that cat lady or have 20 rings in your lips. Suburbs and, most likel,y small towns care. The Target in my moms suburb only hires standard looking people, whereas the Targets in the city have people with tons of piercings and colored hair (pink, green, etc). When I used to work at qy a place where corporate would sometimes come to inspect us, I'd just put a bandaid over my piercings and say I had acne. I remember back in even 2004 a Jimmy Johns in the city had a pink haired, tattooed girl with tons of lip piercings working there. Summary: if you have body mods work in a big city.
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Apr 4, 2017 03:54
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But of course if you have a visible dick or vagina tattoo no one will hire you, and rightfully so.
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Apr 4, 2017 03:56
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The Snoo posted:I've considered a tongue-in-cheek dotted line with scissors tattoo on my wrist since my arms are noticeably covered in old self harm scars Don't do that. I have a ton of scars, some of which are horrifically bad. I got a good artist who worked the tattoo shapes into the lines of the scars, and no one has ever noticed the scars. He had worked on another dude who had the same issue a few months before me, too.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Curious where you got it done? A very expensive artist Tattoos: you get what you paid for. The Snoo posted:I'm glad you were able to have yours dealt with in a cool way. I would love to get my scars and bad self-poked tattoos dealt with, but my entire forearms, elbow to wrist, are scarred and short of like, solid black sleeves, I doubt they can be covered The fact that mine's a coverup is only noticed by people who are super into tattoos or if I point it out. Even if it's a pitch black blob a good artist can work with it. Make it into a planet or galaxy or something. Unless you're that moron who had glasses tattooed on his face you're probably fine. For content, 2 coverups: Original says "you are my life" BUT this is either another Slavic language (Ukrainian? Bulgarian? Etc) or a horribly misspelled Russian tattoo, because in Russian it's supposed to be ты моё жизнь, not ты мая жизнь, or what it actually looks like, ты мая ежизно with very bad handwriting. In English it's like "you aer my ehlife." Honestly I think it's the latter considering how many people get the worst spelling in their tattoos in English.  The right one is literally what the tattoo I was removing looked like. Ughhhjj 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I kind of feel bad posting it, but when I saw this "semi-colon exploding into birds" tattoo on my feed I immediately thought of you guys Those "birds" are gonna be nice blobs in ~5 years
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Snowy posted:
The schadenfreude here is that the edges of the tattoo are not straight.
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Apr 19, 2017 04:16
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I can't tell if this is above someone's rear end crack or on someone's neck. The latter would be horrific, yet funny. rydiafan posted:We aU hare BattlencaRb I read this as "we all have Battlecare" like AppleCare and I was confused, do they love AC so much they wanted a similar thing on their arm? Battlecare like, it repairs your suicidal thoughts or depression or whatever. I don't get what my brain is doing.
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Apr 21, 2017 23:24
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah. When I learned cursive the lowercase "s" kinda looks like an "n" or "p" depending on how your script is, so it's probably a hosed up cursive "s" thrown into regular lettering. I write "s", "g" and "f" exactly the same way so sometimes I can't figure out what the gently caress I wrote down. Not good for shopping lists.   E: gently caress sorry for double post Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Apr 21, 2017 23:28
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whypick1 posted:Pretty sure that's a cleavage tat.  At first I thought that too but didn't want to believe it
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Apr 22, 2017 00:30
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Is it a cover-up? It looks like there's grey lines under it. Cause otherwise I have no idea how the red is so bad E: and if it is a cover up why didn't they make an eye instead of keeping the lovely scratcher circles?
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Apr 23, 2017 01:31
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The dog is just like,  . I like it.
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Apr 23, 2017 02:36
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I'm pretty sure that third one is a 3D model and not a real person. If somehow it's a real person then they are EXTREMELY photoshopped.
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May 10, 2017 22:13
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Eau de MacGowan posted:when your tits have stubble, why not? It's very smart because when the hair starts growing out it'll be like a bush
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Queen Gnome posted:Lol if you think labia are usually/ever symmetrical As determined in the AUG thread before it was closed, goons do not understand that most vaginas don't look like those of porn stars; and, in fact, are repulsed by any that don't look like those of porn stars. So, for content, some Classy vagina tattoos:  obviously But https://m.imgur.com/a/G1IlZ
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Looks like 2 shrimp E: the n looks kind of like an m and now I can't unsee it. Love Sees Mo' Gender Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 05:05 on Jun 9, 2017 |
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RickVoid posted:The Walmart thing is either regional or no longer applies, half the Assistant Managers at my store have full sleeves. Yeah tattoos are more acceptable these days. I work at the same minimum-wage company I used to in high school. Back then you had to wear long sleeves if you had tattoos, now the policy is that they are totally cool with them as long as it isn't like, a swastika or a dick or whatever. I always get compliments from customers, too, so corporations' worries about employees' tattoos were/are dumb and unfounded. Unfortunately they're still dumb about piercings (only one per ear) but no one enforces that unless corporate comes in to audit us, so that's good too.
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ladron posted:why? are the benefits like amazing or something? No, it's because the job market is total garbage and no one would call me for an interview or call back after an interview, but I went into the place and was like, "hey I worked here in high school" and the interview was the manager literally saying, "I see you worked at this company before so I'm going to hire you." It's an easy job so it's good fo now.
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trapped mouse posted:who's gonna post it. i know one of you has goon_pokemon_tattoo.jpg saved which goon Pokémon tattoo?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
I don't generally believe these you-got-owned corrections but there's a feature in google translate I just discovered where you can write the character w touch and it recognizes it and it does, In fact, say "idiot foreigner." Lol. This is a good tattoo and no one will tell me otherwise.
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Voyager I posted:Imagine the joy of not only writing this permanently onto some moron's body, but then also having them pay you for doing so. I feel joy that they feel that joy. I imagine it happens a lot, and I imagine the customers that are asking for it are: walk-ins, arrogant "I know glorious nipponese!", gross (smell, touch, aura, etc).
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I do that for Russian things sometimes. Like, "this joke is funny in Russian..." and people just stare at me because it's not funny in English. Anyways this one always makes me laugh  "No translation" I can't find the picture but one of my semi-relatives got a tattoo in Latin thinking it said like, "I transcend problems" or something but translated it meant something like "I am in the forest in the mountains".
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Found it, it was supposed to be something like, "my limits are higher than the mountains" but it's more like "I am at the end by the mountains" according to a guy who took Latin (many years ago though), and it's gibberish according to google translate
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If this was well done and a different subject matter it would be kind of cool, coming from someone who is in the hospital and has many IVs a whole lot. Currently I’m just getting poked in flowers but it would be kind of cool to be poked in a fire breathing dragon’s mouth or something.
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ricketyvickyt posted:I don’t get why you would want this just randomly plopped on your arm(?) As someone who knows and has stared at cat eyes all my life, this looks nothing like the pictures cat’s eyes. Colors, proportions, alignment; especially the alignment and size of the colors within the eyes.. It irritates me. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 15:30 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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Subjunctive posted:Well where was the artist going to find a picture of cat’s eyes to work from? It’s not like you can just look one up on the internet. Or the original image he was handed. “Photography” “email/text” “printer” do not exist in our world.
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Vato posted:I've never gotten or seen anyone getting a ~watercolor~ one, so I was wondering maybe that's how they do it. I really am interested to see how this style ages. That and the very fine line/tiny dot/delicate kinds. I think that sort of work is pretty, but will underboob chandeliers hold up? Only time will tell. That’s gonna be a nice blob in two years.
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The coil thing looks like it was the start of a lovely tribal tattoo but the guy was like “nah I’m not gonna do that”. The bear is also thinking “nah” based on his facial expression, but he’s nah about everything. Also nobody has pointed out his other tattoos: on his left arm it looks like he’s getting some flowers laser removed but mysteriously not the name or word “SABIT/N/?” In the center of said flowers. On his right arm.... uh. Some...thing? Something very lovely. E: Holy poo poo I just got it. 
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Blendy posted:Jeez, don't you know what dignity looks like? That is so. bad. It’s not that hard to draw dignity.
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13Pandora13 posted:Lady Gaga is an interesting case study in this. A bunch of them are technically well done (though not all) but they're just kind of slipshod all over the loving place https://bodyartguru.com/lady-gaga-tattoos/ Have to quote myself Thin Privilege posted:Nothing can top Lady Gaga's horrifying and terrible Bowie tattoo Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Mar 20, 2018 |
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Vato posted:Prettttty sure the last one was on purpose, yeah! Hipsters are dumb as gently caress and would get “no regerts” because it’s “funny” and a conversation piece.
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"Uhh, you know the giant word tattooed on your arm is misspelled, right?
"Actually, I have no regerts! Hehehehehehehe get it!"
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terrified of my bathroom posted:https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/989706514410557440 I have a feeling this is a goon who posts in GBS a lot, they love to say “im gay” a whole lot
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Scratch Monkey posted:What the hell is a ”gackt”?        Blue Footed Booby posted:An androgynous Japanese pop star that is seen by some as starting the particular style that many final fantasy characters embody/rip off. Whether this is true or not I don’t know but the skinny anime face is all makeup, his face IRL is very square.
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Zaphod42 posted:Asian David Bowie David Bowie made good music. Gackt, on the other hand... look up the lyrics if you want, they’re astoundingly terrible, but all you really need to know is what’s already captioned in English in the video. MORALIST TERRORIST SPECIALIST!!! —This is from the year 2000. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb83fmI47KQ E: I actually, having not seen this in 10+ years, now think that they just used the 3D animations for FF games based on this guy’s movements in the video. It’s very easy to do, really. Just put a little dot, then a few more; then, you have a little Gackt. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 06:23 on May 1, 2018 |
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Don Gato posted:Gakt is literally a character in final fantasy 7: crisis core. I am well aware of this. They took liberty to make him look anime. IRL: 
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