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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

All this HoL talk and no one mentions all the wierd cipher stuff? How bout the red letter editions and all that? I just said fuuuuuck that, because I have way too much to do and can't be wasting time with that. It's cool, but not for me.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Ok Fella posted:

All I see is "Daddy Issues".

That's not fair, moms can gently caress up their kids like that just as good!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


His tribute to bad teeth, stink, and pnuemonia.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I would straight up let someone tattoo a chill-rear end snorlax on me. A chillax, if you will.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Psychobabble! posted:

*snip*

Linked because almost vagina just to be safe, :nws:-ish: http://imgur.com/9RfCi9G

Edit isn't mine but jesus loving christ WHY :nws:: http://imgur.com/RW5nTlS

:nws: http://imgur.com/kUdUczm

Hasn't seen the colored version before :nws:: http://imgur.com/wpRlMCI

:nws:http://imgur.com/U4lwcw3

:nws: http://imgur.com/PGpvM1w

:nws: http://imgur.com/hQHJfxL

:nws: http://imgur.com/1nS87XD

I have no self control, I clicked every link knowing horror waited.

All the anime ones were especially creeperly, they all looked like kids or teens. You just have to be gross to get that inked onto your body. People are nasty.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

mustard_tiger posted:

I've seen the flag flown in Ontario, Canada by people who have no connection to America or the South.

And my mother still tries to pretend it's "about heritage, not hate." Jesus. It's a flag made by racists for racists. As a Southernor, you have my permission to quote me on that.

E: I posted some long poo poo about the flag, but it's not worth the derail it might cause. Don't fly the racist flag, please.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Why do people get nsfw tattooed on them in visible places? Like a dude came into work with tits on his arm and I'm like, motherfucker, are you really so thirsty you gotta have tits on your arm to look down at every minute? Like, gently caress, thanks for making family get-togethers weird.

gently caress.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Memento posted:



I do not know this person, but I do know that they are almost certainly insufferable.

I hate this, but I feel like that's exactly what they want from me.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I didn't think pokemon were real, but gently caress if that's not a Jynx.

E: this is horrible and :wtc: I don't know what to think of this lady.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

moerketid posted:

That Minnie Mouse is reminding me of a horrible story I have and I don't even know if you guys would want to read it here (but of course you do).

Had a guy come up to me at a convention with a sketchbook and ask if I could draw his character. I open the book and it's Gadget, the mouse lady from Disney's Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, with a stripe on her arm, but before I can say anything he goes off on this massive tirade about how his character isn't the same as THAT SLUT GADGET something something THAT loving WHORE GADGET I HATE THAT DISGUSTING oval office GADGET. Then says "So anyway, I was thinking you could draw Gadget raping my character. Because I've had it drawn the other way around." I declined.

Just to add I am not even sure what he asked me for, I don't draw cartoony stuff and I definitely don't draw Disney style stuff. If you are imagining this dude as a vast sweaty basement dweller in sweatpants, he was a tall, lanky, fairly polished loud American man in I guess his 50s. This is exactly who I imagine with that Minnie Mouse tattoo.

I'm sitting here going :wtc: over and over in my head.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I can't lie and say I'm not a little jealous of her crisp eyeliner. Back when I wore it, I could never get it right, no matter what.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Why Popeye, tho?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

DorkusMalorkus posted:

the deer might still be a regular pedophile, we just don't know.

edit: of course


Being legit from the styx, I hate perfomative rednecks. How many of those pricks never set foot in a farm or hauled anything more than a couch in their pristine F-150s?

They can go to hell. I didn't see bunches of traitor rags until I moved out from the country into a town known for being an industrial center and not much else. It existed, but not in the droves that those rear end in a top hat cover poo poo with.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


I forgot about this thread, but yes, that is me, please give that back, my kids made it for me. Do you understand how horrible it is to deal with all these rednecks as I ferry the dead?

They let their goddamned 3-headed pits run free and maul kids, it sucks.


(Also, a genuine, nonsarcastic question, do you guys not have that turn of phrase where you're from? "Fished this guy up from the river Styx", etc? I didn't realize it was that uncommon as to be commented on.)

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Thirteen Orphans posted:

From your description probably a divorce.

I woke up my wife wheezing at this.

They do not have an rear end tattoo, for the record.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Scratch Monkey posted:

I really, really need Mr Cool Ice to not be a terrible person

I do, too. Idk why, but if he was a chud, I would legit be pretty sad. Like, he's Mr. Cool Ice, bring a chud isn't icy cool like a skeleton in sunglasses!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Mx. posted:

dude i dont even know what a dog is



I didn't know Hirohiko Araki did tattoos!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Read After Burning posted:

My brain rejects this, completely. "I pretend I do not see it", indeed.

I'm glad it's not just me, my brain skipped past "sexy" and went straight to "binge drinking".

I just noticed the shibari ropes (I thought they were hosed-up twisted suspenders at first) and ARRRRGH.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw them as suspenders first.

My first reaction was "Yeah, she was an alcoholic, but why tattoo it?"

I don't even know what this is trying to be, honestly.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Kwyndig posted:

Giraffe tits are not that high up anyway. It's like 1.5 meters off the ground. Baby giraffes aren't that tall.

Higher than my tits

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

That's... a lot of skin real estate to devote to something like this.

It's trivial and ugly, but at least it isn't hateful?

E: the kerning is violence.

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