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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I would have used a colon or a semicolon regardless of what Stephen King wrote.

But that's irrelevant since I don't think I would end up with a quote from the Dark Tower books on my body unless it was a temporary tattoo with a picture of Idris Elba.

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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"Real racist fans"

I've been considering the idea of getting an Iron Maiden tattoo, so I might end up in this thread anyways.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I went to Mather High School for a year, but I wouldn't thank them for anything.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Pittsburgh isn't exactly Portland; there are neighborhoods like Homewood that are predominantly black, like any major city.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Loyalty before Royalty?

Did they just want something that rhymes?

Brevity before Levity, bitches!

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Where's 4ndy w4lker when you need him?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Man, this page is so depressing.

Here is a palate cleanser:



Every time I see that poor lady's face... :(

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Yeah, I've been obsessed with his work for a little while. I guess I'll just have to somehow end up in London in the next couple years.

Edit: On the other hand...

captainOrbital has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Jun 13, 2016

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Iron Crowned posted:

Whoa, you're into Maiden?

I promise I'll post my Carol Maiden tattoo in one of the threads, depending on how it turns out.

Which reminds me, I need to call Great Lakes again.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Johnny Truant posted:

Oh dope, who're you seeing there?
:barf:

BEATDOWN

I just rode my bike there and back, and managed to somehow miss all the rain that hit the northwest side, plus it suddenly became drastically cooler on the Kennedy. We discussed what I wanted, and I'll be back down there in a week.

Or I guess I could just ask my cousin to give me a Tinkerbell in his kitchen.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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"Make me look like the hairiest of Greek men."

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Inzombiac posted:

One of my tattoos goes across my clavicle.
That's was a real loving doozy.

I wonder if it would be worse with a broken clavicle.

I mean, like, broken and then healed obv.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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DumbparameciuM posted:


I guess this one is technically alright but...buh? Yankees logo coming out of a radial engine?

Rotary, dude.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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God bleth this meth.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Oldstench posted:

From the poo poo-shop up the street.


Weren't you guys looking for dick tats? There you go: reamer.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Oh god the kerning why

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Garth Algar, what have you done to this world?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Well, he dotted the i's.

edit: The i. Just one i.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Why is it that only the people that have poo poo that's not worth stealing are plastering their IGs with watermarks?

e: Ew.

captainOrbital has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Apr 14, 2017

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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No, google, I didn't mean "water COLOR tattoo."

Gross.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Ralph Crammed In posted:

I get that there could be a reason to get a tattoo of a vagina, but it's just so loving hilarious to me as a woman, especially when it's just a straightforward drawing of one. It's like a getting a tattoo of an ear or a foot. It's even funnier if a man gets one - not of a sexy naked woman, just the vagina. I don't know if they're trying to be artistic, or edgy, or zany, or what, but to get a tattoo of regular rear end human genitals is just too preposterous to be anything other than funny.

I don't understand putting cartoon vulvas in like random objects like a wedge of cheese or a banana. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Also I like the Dark Side of Your Mom.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Psychobabble! posted:

Do good R&M tattoos exist?



My man David Cote has at least 3 R&M tattoos on his insta.

Some of those NWS tattoos are drat impressive, if...ill advised. I like the R.I.P one.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I.C. posted:

Did he ever open his barbershop in Russia?

Didn't we all, in a way?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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LingcodKilla posted:

Candy corn tears?

That's pretty hilarious tho.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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It's obviously a General Motors car. The first-to-fourth shift is for fuel economy. Lots of them have it.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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In my mind, he really believes that it's a turbo or a supercharger or something really performance oriented because I love the irony of someone being such a hardcore car guy that they spend all this time and a probably small amount of money to get a tattoo of a car part and yet they have no idea what it is.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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rockcity posted:

I think it's a Prelude. A car which I forgot about until right now.

I see it as one of those tall-roof old-skool Civics on the top left, a Civic hatch in the middle, and a Civic coupe in the bottom.

Luckily it's super clear.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Hey Matt I want a tiny basketball jersey on my left shoulderblade

shut the gently caress up about why

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Here in my caer, I feel safest of ael

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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One embroidered watercolor infinity dreamcatcher please.

You see, I refuse to sink.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Well indirectly because of her I found out about people making GBS threads in the hallways at Versailles, so hey.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Thank you for my orangina sexy daddy bear

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Doctor Zero posted:

This cop is about to gun down Archangel Michael.




he was no angel

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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This is the next step in lovely tattoos; soon we will see a middle-aged man with "if your dating my DAUGHTER prepare to suck on my SHOTGUN for I operate FORKLIFTS"

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Ed Norton's kicking himself right now

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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i'm on loan from da louvre

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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i also have a couple follow-up questions

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I'm going to get a small, thin-lined watercolor tattoo of an ophthalmologist's eye chart.


e: why are there two Hs in ophthalmologist

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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oh jesus christ

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