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cuntman.net

a man in a baseball hat is chased down the street by a bowling ball

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cuntman.net

a man opens a yellow painted cardboard box. a man dressed as an angel comes out of it and scribbles over his face with red marker

problematic hug

a man carefully replaces a remote control with a book for successful teen living. he is instantly accosted by irate teens

the unabonger

TWIST FIST posted:

a man in a baseball hat is chased down the street by a bowling ball

lol

symbolic

a reenactment of the sacrifice scene from Temple of Doom without fake organs

FluffieDuckie

TWIST FIST posted:

a man opens a yellow painted cardboard box. a man dressed as an angel comes out of it and scribbles over his face with red marker


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

killer crane

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

two dudes having a fist fight, and a ceiling fan falls on one of them.

Robot Made of Meat

Worms. I hate worms!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Festis

The Birthday Hobo

Remember Kids:
Vinegar'll get ya drunk!
Three people crammed in a shopping cart, going over some small hills. The man pushing the cart can be clearly seen in most shots.

google THIS

Indy stuffs himself inside a mini fridge to escape a cherry bomb

Festis

The Birthday Hobo

Remember Kids:
Vinegar'll get ya drunk!
An old man opens an umbrella in a pet store, but not on the first try.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Rhode Island Jones

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

google THIS posted:

Indy stuffs himself inside a mini fridge to escape a cherry bomb
That's bullshit. No one would be stupid enough to be inside a fridge as it falls ov... oh. I guess I was wrong.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Nazis climbing up the side of a speeding dinner table. Good thing Indy sees them in the side mirror

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
By the end of the movie, Short Round considerably taller than Indy

killer crane

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

indiana was the hamster's name

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Indiana Jones and the Commemorative Burger King Lord of the Rings Cup


Business Gorillas

:harambe:



a fat indian man makes funny faces as he loudly slurps gummy worms and eats strawberry jello out of a coffee cup that's painted to look like garfield's head


Business Gorillas

:harambe:



indy has to save his dad's map to the holy grail but the only clues to his father's whereabouts are in his dad's Second Life account


Scaly Haylie

Business Gorillas posted:

a fat indian man makes funny faces as he loudly slurps gummy worms and eats strawberry jello out of a coffee cup that's painted to look like garfield's head

City of Glompton

little boats move swiftly through the water of a bathtub as someone makes vroom vroom noises. two big boats smash a smaller boat. you can barely see the hands guiding them through the bubbles.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

cuntman.net

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

two dudes having a fist fight, and a ceiling fan falls on one of them.


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Worms. I hate worms!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Worms. I hate worms!

treasure bear

TWIST FIST posted:

a man opens a yellow painted cardboard box. a man dressed as an angel comes out of it and scribbles over his face with red marker

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
FedEx is spelled with a 'ph' in Latin...

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
*points at an old clock*
- VI!

*points at a post it note in the window*
- IX!
- But where's...?

*goes outside, climbs on roof*
*points at stone formation in the back yard*
- CDXX!

FluffieDuckie

Festis posted:

Three people crammed in a shopping cart, going over some small hills. The man pushing the cart can be clearly seen in most shots.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

guns for tits


The Temple of the Holy Grail is just a Walmart, and the knight is just an old guy who really wants to buy the last red solo cup package in the store.

guns for tits


Also, our protagonist's new name is Kentucky Smith.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Haha yea... or like... Brisco County Junior

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
a guy gets in to a brutal fist fight with another guy, the heater in their tent burns the tent down and the guy has to grab his phone and it burns him. the other guy has to not fall down a deep chasm with each step, a metaphor for recovering from addiction and mental illness

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



the female protagonist out drinks an obese Tibetan man in a crowded applebees. The man has one too many shots of club soda and lays down in the booth to take a nap.

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
the hero pulls out his whip, which is lots of licorice braided together. it wraps around the bar to help them swing to freedom, he pulls a single piece of licorice in hand

"why did it have to be licorice?"


killer crane

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

shia labeouf would be in it.

google THIS

dennis quaid stands in for harrison ford. ben savage stands in for shia lebeouf. the skull-shaped bong, the single most expensive prop in the production, is on loan

Macnult

2 guys fighting under a low-hanging ceiling fan set to the highest speed.

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Macnult posted:

2 guys fighting under a low-hanging ceiling fan set to the highest speed.

i thought there were laws about a film being too scary


DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
the second low budget indiana jones is the darkest of the trilogy because the writer's friend Steve was a meanie hut at the time

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
all action scenes are clearly just poorly made stop motion animation using g.i. joe figures

indiana jones is obviously just a han solo figure with a little hat

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
in some scenes marion is being played by a golden retriever

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