20 things

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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Welcome to 20 things, where i hope to achieve the listing of 20 things. with your help

lets start:
1. doors
2. chairs
3. beds
4. bottles
5. books
6. sleeping bags
7. cups
8. movies
9. heaters
10. windows
11. computers
12. water
13. rocks
14. fjords
15. [inaudible]
16. snails
17. dogs
18. birds
19. boats

you get the idea!! wanna list..?

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:18

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 14:24

bacalou

make 20 boats, decide 19

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:22

bacalou

boats is clearly a 20.

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:23

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress no...

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:31

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

you dont say that poo poo around a land lover

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:31

bacalou

you can't drink land... water and boats really hold all the cards here...

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:34

bacalou

land lubber: oh pfff look at me im eating pure desiccated dirt like the dirt person i am, full of filth and lacking in moral fiber.

sea lubber: oh pfuh, ptoo. look at me i'm drinking tainted but probably potable water from the water source like the water equivalent of a dirt person i am (a 20), full of probably mostly non-harmful bacteria and full of life-giving, required water.

# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:37

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

sea loving person: we believe to mummify yourself cus we drink the salt so much. we are so smart and live forever :derp:

land lover: :grin:

we all come from the dirt. of course you eat the dirt, thats where life comes from :smug:

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:43

bacalou

counterpoint: you don't get called watery when you're covered in filth

# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:55

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Is it alive or dead?

# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:24

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

DeepQantas posted:

Is it alive or dead?

everyone knows but you :I

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:32

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

It's a monkeywrench

# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i'll take snails for 20

# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

different snails i've encountered this year:

1. singing snail
2. praying snail
3. dancing snail
4. snail getting high
5. snail doing jazzercise in tiny snail leotard
6. buff snail
7. big snail
8. bigger snail
9, 10 &11. snail triplets
12,13,14,15,16, & 17. snail family on vacation
18. really happy snail
19. snail with human titties
20. little snail

did i do it right?

:ohdear:

# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:26

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Luvcow posted:

different snails i've encountered this year:

1. singing snail
2. praying snail
3. dancing snail
4. snail getting high
4.snail with human titties
5. snail doing jazzercise in tiny snail leotard
6. buff snail
7. big snail
8. bigger snail
9, 10 &11. snail triplets
12,13,14,15,16, & 17. snail family on vacation
18. really happy snail
19. snail with human titties
20. little snail

did i do it right?

yea u forgot the meme though

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:11

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

20 pieces of lint to betray Jesus

# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:46

MrWillsauce

you can't seriously expect someone to come up with 20 things

# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:52

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

that aren't Jackie Chan

# ? Apr 16, 2016 20:23

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

me, making this thread: "1,000,000 things.. hmm.. 1000 things 500, wow eh.."

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# ? Apr 16, 2016 20:49

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

There are two things you need to know in this world, my friend... and I forgot the other.

# ? Apr 16, 2016 20:54

MrWillsauce

are there even 20 things out there?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 05:01

deep dish peat moss

I think I might try to list 100 things tonight.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 06:18

MrWillsauce

lol as if

# ? Apr 17, 2016 06:35

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Snail mail Snail males Snail titties

# ? Apr 17, 2016 06:40

google THIS

1. 20
2. 19
3. 18
4. 17
5. 16
6. 15
7. 14
8. 13
9. 12
10. 11
11. 10
12. 9
13. 8
14. 7
15. 6
16. 5
17. 4
18. 3
19. 1
20. 2

# ? Apr 17, 2016 18:48

deep dish peat moss

A.C.'s Big List of 100 Things
1. Mannequins
2. Golem
3. Big Bread baskets (or loaves)
4. Being naughty or nice
5. Snowflakes
6. Alphadog
7. Chalmers (Mario, David, Superintendent)
8. Mo'Nique
9. Caveman
10. Revving up your engine
11. Child soldier on a motorcycle
12. The movie Pineapple Express
13. Brainn Skrillson
14. Basketballing
15. Heresy
16. A land before time
17. Maybe whatever may be might be
18. Recorder The Instrument
19. Website
20. The God-given right to trifle.
21. People dying
22. Clicking, in all its forms
23. Train junctions
24. Comedy Option
25. Carbon Dating
26. Knees
27. Klaxxon
28. Monster Truck
29. Watching. Just watching.
30. Batman
31. Piffs & Dabs
32. Monsters
33. Weed
34. Spotify (holla!)
34. Replicants
36. Mario
37. Both kinds of pizza
38. Saaaaalaaad
39. Coach John Madden
40. Drumlines in the Congo
41. Air plane
42. If you make anything hot enough it becomes lava
43. Nitro Boosts
44. Pump up Reeboks
45. The slam dunk
46. Heels - you got 'em and I got 'em
47. CHARLEY HORSE
38. Subtraction
49. Toaster Oven
50. Competitive Teck Deck
51. Archers
52. Mango
53. I can't wait to start high school cuz the band room has a place I can record raps in
54. Pop Tart (strawberry)
55. Pop Tart (smores)
56. You were happy once
57. What happened?
58. Don't forget the milk
59. Daddy can I go too
60. Finally alone in the Publix bathroom. I can smoke a cigarette here.
61. Litterbugs
62. Jitterbugs
63. Oil lamps and genies
64. toss&turn
65. The All New Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
66. Tater tots
67. We're almost there guys
68. Wait for it
69. lol
70. Humble Pie and when you eat it
71. Ramps
72. Exorcism
73. Cool hat
74. That dog
75. Little guys who turn hair into gold (stylists)
76. Living in a skeleton
77. Dark Souls 3 break
78. AARP
69. So good I put it twice lol
80. Chonies
81. The bog
82. Redundancies
83. Bonus Missions/Extra Levels
84. Putting your shoes on
85. Rebar
86. Using video game slang in a corporate setting
87. The Holy Lexicon
88. Subway Sorcerers
89. Rocks
90. Redundancies
91. Flexing in the mirror or at other people
92. Raw hide
93. Counting 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11...12...13...14...15...16...et. al
94. Three different answers to rock paper scissors
95. BYOB 8.2 deletion date
96. Carrots
97. Cat people
98. Boxes
99. Briefcase
100. A completed list of 100 things

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:53

Senior Management

001: butts
002: fax machine
003: staplers
004: label maker
005: futuristic sex robot
006: a disappointed grandmother
007: Steve Buscemi
008: Arctic Warfare Magnum Sniper Rifles
009: a dead cat who died in the process of saving the world
010: authentic piece of the Berlin Wall with a naked Goku drawn on it
011: plantain
012: the blade used to kill Caesar
013: an autographed copy of Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yankovic
014: an autographed copy of UHF on VHS by Weird Al Yankovic
015: an autographed lock of hair from the head of Weird Al Yankovic
016: a bloody tire iron
017: the BYOB communal sex swing
018: a jar of sadness
019: a google maps photo of Sid smoking outside his house autographed by Weird Al Yankovic
020: Reynolds Wrap

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