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It looks like his "swan song" was being murdered in an elevator.
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Apr 22, 2016 03:06
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if i was the murderer i would have asked him where he was going then before he could answer id say change of plans ur going down
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Apr 22, 2016 03:07
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i hope csi dusts off the elevator and checks for prints
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Apr 22, 2016 03:13
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i probably would have been like "hasta la vista, baby, looks like this is what it sounds like when doves cry" or something really clever like that and then done a little air guitar solo with my foot on his neck and then started the machete murdering proper
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Apr 22, 2016 03:15
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dad gay. so what posted:IF
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Apr 22, 2016 03:18
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would you help me write the first chapter
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Apr 22, 2016 03:19
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i loved his music and really respected his talent but hell he was so small and girly its like he was asking to be murdered in retrospect
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Apr 22, 2016 03:19
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most of his songs were basically him begging to be murdered. listen again and you will see its like his voice gets inside your head or something
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Apr 22, 2016 03:21
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i hope csi dusts off the elevator and checks for prints the place was covered in prince sadly. when they tried to lift the prince he disintegrated in their hands like a cherry cobler. the only clue was an electric guitar with a unique design,but it turned out to be his spinal chord with the stomach bag still atached
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Apr 22, 2016 03:22
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Orkin Mang posted:the place was covered in prince sadly. when they tried to lift the prince he disintegrated in their hands like a cherry cobler. the only clue was an electric guitar with a unique design,but it turned out to be his spinal chord with the stomach bag still atached he was like a modern day john lennon
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Apr 22, 2016 03:22
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 HE'S FUCKKIN DEAD
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Apr 22, 2016 03:23
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the guitar gently weeped
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Apr 22, 2016 03:29
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dad gay. so what posted:he was like a modern day john lennon also (To quote the first reports) 'levigated' (had to look it up,wow) by jehovas witnesses, whose live and die by the killmotto 'leave no witnesses'. we'll know the final cause and maner of his death when they finish passing him thru the cheesecloth at the morgue
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Apr 22, 2016 03:30
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Orkin Mang posted:also (To quote the first reports) 'levigated' (had to look it up,wow) by jehovas witnesses, whose live and die by the killmotto 'leave no witnesses'. we'll know the final cause and maner of his death when they finish passing him thru the cheesecloth at the morgue how ironic what a loving shame
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Apr 22, 2016 03:32
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dad gay. so what posted:the guitar gently weeped as the blood seeped into it, honeyed liquid caramel with an attitude
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Apr 22, 2016 03:32
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it seems like he was hung by his own petard
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Apr 22, 2016 03:33
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darling sicky
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Apr 22, 2016 03:34
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prince crashed a club i was in and blew my mind with a solo he played on his guitar
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Apr 22, 2016 03:34
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he lived as he died, hating being circumscribed by "the man" and put in a neat little box
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Apr 22, 2016 03:35
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aint no particular sign im more compatible with, i just want your extra time and your (*wahnananananananana*)...aids
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Apr 22, 2016 03:36
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rip to a man who was the head of a major corporation
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Apr 22, 2016 03:39
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u can tell he really cared about the craft nd being a good singer bcauze he had a full range from rediculous falsetto to creepy deep I really respect that in a singer and he will b missed
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Apr 22, 2016 03:40
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i only listen to metalica,sorry
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Apr 22, 2016 03:42
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HoboMan posted:u can tell he really cared about the craft nd being a good singer bcauze he had a full range from rediculous falsetto to creepy deep yeah he was "ok" i guess but my favorite part is when he talked about that nikki chick "masturbating with a magazine" thats what got me really into masturbating. that poo poo gets my dong hard EVERY time
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Apr 22, 2016 03:43
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i fukken love it
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Apr 22, 2016 03:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRTkTBbcac heres the song brb
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Apr 22, 2016 03:46
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dad gay. so what posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRTkTBbcac Does that mean you are rock hard RIGHT NOW? Asking for a gay friend.
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Apr 22, 2016 03:59
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while my eyes gently weep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
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Apr 22, 2016 04:22
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HoboMan posted:while my eyes gently weep ya fhe solo af 3:00 is straight up tits
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Apr 22, 2016 04:23
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DerekSmartymans posted:Does that mean you are rock hard RIGHT NOW? im a girl dude calm down
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Apr 22, 2016 04:24
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dad gay. so what posted:ya fhe solo af 3:00 is straight up tits tru.dat
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Apr 22, 2016 04:33
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dad gay. so what posted:im a girl dude calm down I read this five times and it still doesn't make any sense to me
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Apr 22, 2016 04:34
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Orkin Mang posted:i only listen to metalica,sorry
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Apr 22, 2016 04:36
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I read this five times and it still doesn't make any sense to me you passed the test. welcome
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Apr 22, 2016 04:39
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dad gay. so what posted:you passed the test. welcome Hey, thanks really nice, thanks! What's going on in h-- holy poo poo Prince is dead?! Man I'm so upset. He was really funny in that one episode of the Chapelle Show.
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Apr 22, 2016 04:43
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Hey, thanks really nice, thanks! What's going on in h-- holy poo poo Prince is dead?! Man I'm so upset. He was really funny in that one episode of the Chapelle Show. ya a real loving treasure  who gives a gently caress
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Apr 22, 2016 04:47
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dad gay. so what posted:ya a real loving treasure Prince doesn't.
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Apr 22, 2016 04:48
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Doc Friday posted:Prince doesn't. hes in my mancave playing sid meiers civilization right now lol. hes going to make like billion dollars he said selling a bunch of poo poo music he made while he was high in his bunker. he seems really happy
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please dont tell anyone please
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