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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
first time i ever saw the phrase 'swamp of gore' in an autopsy report.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if i was the murderer i would have asked him where he was going then before he could answer id say change of plans ur going down

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i hope csi dusts off the elevator and checks for prints

the place was covered in prince sadly. when they tried to lift the prince he disintegrated in their hands like a cherry cobler. the only clue was an electric guitar with a unique design,but it turned out to be his spinal chord with the stomach bag still atached

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

he was like a modern day john lennon

also (To quote the first reports) 'levigated' (had to look it up,wow) by jehovas witnesses, whose live and die by the killmotto 'leave no witnesses'. we'll know the final cause and maner of his death when they finish passing him thru the cheesecloth at the morgue

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
prince crashed a club i was in and blew my mind with a solo he played on his guitar

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i only listen to metalica,sorry

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