scared of hackers

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Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

how do i protect myself from hackers / getting hacked?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:27

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:25

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

airgap your computer

# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:31

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

don't post here, it's a den of hackers! why do you think these subforums are in hacker mode?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:35

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

first you must become a hacker

would you rather wear a white hat or a black hat?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:36

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

suffix posted:

first you must become a hacker

would you rather wear a white hat or a black hat?

no matter what the colour, the hat is always a fedora

# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:54

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

vodkat posted:

no matter what the colour, the hat is always a fedora

power always comes with a price

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:15

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

airgap your computer

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:17

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

airgaps aren't enough, the hackers will hack ur moms cellphone and use the the speaker to hack your computer by vibrating your ram at a certain frequency to induce fiendish bits, allowing them to execute whatever code they want!

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:21

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Hack them before they hack you.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:21

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Condiv posted:

airgaps aren't enough, the hackers will hack ur moms cellphone and use the the speaker to hack your computer by vibrating your ram at a certain frequency to induce fiendish bits, allowing them to execute whatever code they want!

remember badbios lmao

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:21

Jeesis: Mar 4, 2010; I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

How long until badbad or badrad are released? If you hack a pacemaker is it bad heart or bad bleed?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:27

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Condiv posted:

airgaps aren't enough, the hackers will hack ur moms cellphone and use the the speaker to hack your computer by vibrating your ram at a certain frequency to induce fiendish bits, allowing them to execute whatever code they want!

airgap your posting

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:29

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

i hope we return to the time where people were more afraid of caucasian hackers than brown terrorists

# ? Apr 22, 2016 01:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

beat the hackers to it by turning your computer into a bomb yourself

# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:02

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Silver Alicorn posted:

airgap your computer

# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:05

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

EorayMel posted:

Hack them before they hack you.

uh, no... that would make you a hacker. idiot

# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:21

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Condiv posted:

don't post here, it's a den of hackers! why do you think these subforums are in hacker mode?

code:

H A C K    M O D E    A C T I V A T E D

"...I'm in."

# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:00

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

jony ive aces posted:

beat the hackers to it by turning your computer into a bomb yourself

# ? Apr 22, 2016 13:07

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

jony ive aces posted:

beat the hackers to it by turning your computer into a bomb yourself

# ? Apr 22, 2016 15:23

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Fill your computer with cum so the hacks can't get in. Easy Peasy.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 15:31

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

SpaceAceJase posted:

i hope we return to the time where people were more afraid of caucasian hackers than brown terrorists

Typical white person, can't stand to be shown up by a minority

# ? Apr 22, 2016 15:32

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

tumor looking batty posted:

how do i protect myself from hackers / getting hacked?

install linux, problem solved

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:25

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

vodkat posted:

no matter what the colour, the hat is always a fedora

loving LOL

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:56

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Hackers don't exist

# ? Apr 22, 2016 21:05

shinmai: Oct 9, 2007; CHK Instruction

what you need to remember is that a hacker is more afraid of you than you are of it
just like schoolyard bullies, if you ignore them they'll soon get bored and find another target

# ? Apr 22, 2016 21:54

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

turn off ur monitor op

turn off urr FReAKING MONiTOr OP!!! LOL LOl LOL!!!! the fuad joke!! WIN

# ? Apr 22, 2016 22:05

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

here u go, op

http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/dr-episode1/index.htm

# ? Apr 22, 2016 22:41

Bruciwayna: Apr 2, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

buy the ubuntu computer on ebay

# ? May 11, 2016 03:58

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

# ? May 11, 2016 11:00

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I have a wizard on my desk. he keeps me safe from hackers

# ? May 11, 2016 13:27

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

have u tried taping over ur webcam

and screen

# ? May 11, 2016 15:15

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

don't go on the internet at all for the rest of your life, and ban ur SA account asap!!

# ? May 11, 2016 16:19

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

put some eucalyptus leaves on your window sill

# ? May 11, 2016 16:28

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

you are already hacked

# ? May 11, 2016 16:44

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:25

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Radio Paranoia posted:

# ? May 11, 2016 16:53

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