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ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

Single By Choice posted:

Yes it did. When you look at the history of mankind(slavery, holocaust, jim crow, feminism) why is my life story so hard to believe? If you can believe in the Holocaust, my story should be of no issue to you. They didn't enslave or kill me. They just beat, isolated, and gaslighted me for five years. Sometimes the girls would come to me crying about how I should just drop out, and they didn't want to hurt me, but as soon as their friends came around it was (ugly, loser, retard, freak, friend of the family). That's why I hate women the most. The guys would only do it to impress them. If they had stood up and demanded the boys stop and that it didn't turn them on, it would have been over. That's the ugly truth about women. They are turned on by abuse, cruelty and violence. If they weren't, their would never be any wars, or bullying.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

All wars are fought because dudes want to get their dicks wet. Land, resources, and religion are just lame excuses.

At least now that he's banned he has time to work on his erotic memoir.

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ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010
Jessica I'm curious, how did you know that all the people being sexist were men? Does your programming allow you to see other posters' genitals through their webcams?

I mean I know the latest reports from Robocop University found that only males are capable of sexism, but I heard there were some issues raised regarding sample size and methodology.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

sounds pretty transphobic imo

Really it's just thinly-veiled optimism. I'm hoping she'll start a thread where you can post and she'll describe your genitals by referencing a movie you may or may not have seen.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

Scudworth posted:

Haha look at these lies, there are no women here. Everyone in the birth control thread and the menstrual cup thread is just role playing. Period role play is the hot new fetish for men, especially super sexist men who hate female authors.

My fetish is pretending I am a pregnant woman and posting in the pregnancy thread. Discussing my fictional morning sickness and OBGYN visits gets me hard because I hate women who don't know that they are walking incubators for my valuable seed.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

Palisader posted:

Same. Isn't it nice of the Something Awful forums (run by Lowtax) to cater to our extremely specific fetish?

Definitely. It would be a shame if the forum that caters to our extremely specific fetish banned us for stirring poo poo up in other places.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

JessicaDupre posted:

To the critics:

When your entire audience fits into a category, you don't have to specify the category like that.

Also that video is sexist, because it's on the internet, and everything on the internet is sexist.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

why are you a guy pretending to be a girl?

why are you doing that?

Because fantasies of perfect women who have an off switch and aren't illegal to rape and dismember aren't creepy or sexist if a woman has them.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

Why do so many people think she's secretly a man? Women can be lovely weirdos, too.

Everyone who is bad or mean is a man. Because feminism.

ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

JessicaDupre posted:

For all you know, I'm a girl who felt so guilty about her robot smut porn that she adopted a male persona,
I wouldn't worry about this; you don't seem to have been programmed with enough self-awareness to feel something like "guilt".

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ArmadilloConspiracy
Jan 15, 2010

JessicaDupre posted:

Let me come down to your level for a minute, you obsolete 1980s-style bugbot: people like you will always act on their assumptions and ignore what they don't want to believe. I could imagine all kinds of things about you, like maybe you live in your mom's basement and the closest you've ever come to a woman is a blow-up doll. Do I say them? No. Because while they seem to be true based on your behavior here, you might be completely different from the constant irritant I see on this thread. That probably means I'm not suited for this place. I gave it a shot, though.

You must see so many amazing things from atop that high horse. Please continue to post about why you are the better person here; you will without a doubt hit a point where we all realize the error of our ways and venerate you as the noble internet martyr you so clearly are. It definitely doesn't make you seem absurd, self-centered, and divorced from reality.

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