I Bought A Truck: Bad Decisions ITT

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

nm posted:

Wait, wait, wait. Sims owns a truck?

Help me move

Moving with a dump truck would be sweet, when you get to the new place just tip the bed up and everything is unloaded!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:09

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# ? May 20, 2024 19:52

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

God this thing smells like freedom

And cancer

Cancer and freedom

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:24

MullardEL34: Sep 30, 2008; Basking in the cathode glow

DICK DICER posted:

God this thing smells like freedom

And cancer

Cancer and freedom

This post brought to you by unfiltered cigarettes and panther piss.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:59

ssb: Feb 16, 2006; WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!

`Nemesis posted:

Moving with a dump truck would be sweet, when you get to the new place just tip the bed up and everything is unloaded!

This is as good a place as any to tell you that I really like your avatar and I watch it for minutes at a time sometimes.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:29

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

MullardEL34 posted:

This post brought to you by unfiltered cigarettes and panther piss.

And Carl's Jr, because gently caress you they pay me every time I say it

# ? Oct 22, 2017 01:32

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Rime posted:

"I hear the butter echoing tonight
But Sims hears only whispers of some quiet beans & chowder
He's coming in, 12:30 drive
The moonlit winds reflect the storm that guides me towards salvation
I stopped an old doggo along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient remedies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, shits waiting there in you"

"It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that an immodium or two could ever do
I pass the gas down in Valentine
Gonna take some time to eat the things I never should"

I didn't want this to go unappreciated.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:36

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

shortspecialbus posted:

This is as good a place as any to tell you that I really like your avatar and I watch it for minutes at a time sometimes.

Thanks friend.

Not sure if I am gonna keep it - after buying it I noticed that someone in yospos has the same one. I really like it though.....

# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:11

ssb: Feb 16, 2006; WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!

`Nemesis posted:

Thanks friend.

Not sure if I am gonna keep it - after buying it I noticed that someone in yospos has the same one. I really like it though.....

If you don't post in YOSPOS I assume it will be OK. It is a good avatar. Do not get rid of it lightly.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:26

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

`Nemesis posted:

Thanks friend.

Not sure if I am gonna keep it - after buying it I noticed that someone in yospos has the same one. I really like it though.....

are you a six-figgy fucktard y/n

# ? Oct 22, 2017 04:53

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

shortspecialbus posted:

If you don't post in YOSPOS I assume it will be OK. It is a good avatar. Do not get rid of it lightly.

I only lurk two threads there and rarely post.

Pham Nuwen posted:

are you a six-figgy fucktard y/n

Fucktard: probably, six figgies lol

# ? Oct 22, 2017 05:04

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Assault team now ~6hrs out. Somewhere in MI. Trailer is prepped for arrival.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 06:46

Tremek: Jun 10, 2005

MO?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 06:58

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Michigan, Missouri, Missoula, Mississippi same poo poo

# ? Oct 22, 2017 07:01

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

"We Sold Our Souls to Watch This Roll."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74MgE3YoGLM

# ? Oct 22, 2017 07:15

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

DICK DICER posted:

Assault team now ~6hrs out. Somewhere in MI. Trailer is prepped for arrival.

onwards glorious comrades your deeds are legend

# ? Oct 22, 2017 08:35

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

THEY'RE HERE

# ? Oct 22, 2017 13:15

sharkytm: Oct 9, 2003; Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo; Fallen Rib

And so it begins....

or ends....

# ? Oct 22, 2017 13:26

Fermented Tinal: Aug 25, 2005; by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGQr5hCpzr8&t=180s

# ? Oct 22, 2017 13:27

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

I've been lurking this thread from last December and had to say that I am hype as gently caress that this thing is actually happening despite the amazing amounts of bullshit you've been through on the way. Godspeed.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 13:54

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

# ? Oct 22, 2017 14:20

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

HEY

HEY YOU GUYS

I'M NOT GONNA DIE IN A FIELD IN NEBRASKA

I'M GONNA ESCAPE

# ? Oct 22, 2017 16:21

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

*counts unhatched chickens*

# ? Oct 22, 2017 16:23

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Seat Safety Switch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

# ? Oct 22, 2017 16:29

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

By a goon musician, no less:

https://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/track/convoy

# ? Oct 22, 2017 16:38

Chillbro Baggins: Oct 8, 2004; Bad Angus! Bad!

Leperflesh posted:

do you still have two split rims to do?

It'll run fine on four when empty and he's decided to let somebody else get paid to dance with the devil for the other two.

DICK DICER posted:

HEY

HEY YOU GUYS

I'M NOT GONNA DIE IN A FIELD IN NEBRASKA

I'M GONNA ESCAPE

I can't decide what to quote from the last book of the Christian Bible, but there's a "this is a sign that trumpets are about to be handed out to angels" joke to be made. I guess my favorite bit will do:

Revelation 6:7 posted:

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 18:07

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

TRUCK HAS MOVED 6 INCHES FORWARD UNDER ITS OWN POWER :siren:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:27

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Holy poo poo!!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:27

DesperateDan: Dec 10, 2005; Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Do we have more cylinders too?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:30

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

So if all yall wanna go in the Facebook group we is like almost about to try to drive this sumbitch in a minute

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:30

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

HELL YES IT'S HAPPENING

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:47

Fermented Tinal: Aug 25, 2005; by Pragmatica

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

HELL YES IT'S HAPPENING

After they fix the part of the clutch that Sims broke.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 19:55

Chillbro Baggins: Oct 8, 2004; Bad Angus! Bad!

Trumpets are being handed out to angels, seals are about to be broken.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Oct 22, 2017

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:06

Fermented Tinal: Aug 25, 2005; by Pragmatica

Delivery McGee posted:

Trumpets are being handed out to angels, seals are about to be broken.

And the world waits upon the shoulder of one long-haired goon because he hasn't figured out the camera's pointing the wrong way.

LARRY! :argh:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:19

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

TRUCK DRIVES

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:22

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Sounds like a hellwagon, too!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:22

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

And has no brakes.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:23

HandlingByJebus: Jun 21, 2009; All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

I am so, so happy to have witnessed (WITNESSED!!) that live.

God drat. I feel... like the Internet has accomplished something.

Also: Dave, man, you look great.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:24