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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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my god its full of stars

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Nov 18, 2007

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Glad you're doing well bud :)

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Nov 18, 2007

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Holy loving poo poo this thread is starting to get sponsorships

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Nov 18, 2007

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

I'm gonna marry a VAG product lol

new 14" general thread title found

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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I'm with 14. The stubborn spirit sees the logical alternatives for what they are, and makes sure to wave at them as they pass by.

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Nov 18, 2007

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This Thread Is Good And Tire Safety Chat Is Making It Bad

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Nov 18, 2007

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Someone should take this thread's story and make it into the Mad Max Christmas Special

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Is Anyone Near Valentine, NE?

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Also IOwnCalculus tell us which shitlicker rated this thread 1 so we can gently caress him or her up

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Dave please let us know if you need anything. Both me and the other goon that offered have a 14"-dickload of miles sitting around doing nothing, so flights are covered.

Anyone have any hotel points they aren't using? I feel like that would be incredibly beneficial in the immediate future.

E: actually I have hotels covered for at least a few days if you need it. Marriott, Hyatt, IHG (Holiday Inn and some others), and Ritz-Carlton.

Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Dec 29, 2016

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Maybe stop along his route :getin:

Picture of an old-rear end truck parked in the receiving carport of a Ritz is a stipulation.

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Nov 18, 2007

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cakesmith handyman posted:

I hope wherever 14" stops along the way has valet parking...

St. Louis Ritz has valet parking ahahahahaha

Dave if you can get to St. Louis I'll put you up boo.

Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Dec 29, 2016

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Nov 18, 2007

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nm posted:

You better not use idle once.

you know I'm rather surprised now that nobody suggested just pinning the throttle at WOT

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Nov 18, 2007

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slothrop posted:

have you called room service to ask for the chilli special yet?

please no

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Nov 18, 2007

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

There's no room service :( there's a list of delivery options but I walked to mcdonalds

lol thank you

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Dave enjoy your flight tomorrow and happy new year buddy.

You should feel proud of your accomplishments. We're all proud of ya bud.

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Nov 18, 2007

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Theyre still quoting Sealab 2020 like morons

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Nov 18, 2007

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Mother of God.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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The thread title is not an invitation.

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Nov 18, 2007

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DICK DICER posted:

Also on the agenda: fixing my near 180 out of phase fist hosed sleep schedule if im not supposed to ride at night, been 100% sober nearing a week now and lol daylight

Good work, glad to hear it. Make a separate thread if you want to.

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Nov 18, 2007

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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I ask that mod rule that was rightly put in place gets rethought if Dave gets on the bus.

Sounds good to me.

You can do it, Dave.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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What percentage of the greyhound is currently on fire? You can ballpark it.

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Nov 18, 2007

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DICK DICER posted:

Just took a massive dump at the golden spike

Shame you couldn't hold it till Hershey.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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If you look for the local fan club chairman he might give you a voucher!

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Nov 18, 2007

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Leperflesh posted:

That's... not on highway 30.

Golden Spike Tower look it up on google maps scrub

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Anuvin posted:

You are stuck in Limbogallala. Within the city lies your enemy, The Grey Hound. The Hound has cast an illusion spell upon most of your inventory, including your beloved bike! You cannot divine its location, but The Hound has left clues, and with time, your inventory may reappear. Every passing moment is time lost on your true quest, but you can not move on without your bike. What do you do?

Dave current inventory:
Patches
Beer bottle (empty)
Wallet
USSR Flag
Hotel Coffee
Hotel Soap

Active Quests:
-Recover the bike
-Get to Valentine (Part 2)
-Resurrect Trukk (Part 2)
-Ride to Valhalla

Completed Quests:
-Get to Valentine (Part 1)
-Burn Jeep as offering
-Resurrect Trukk (Part 1)

Failed Quests:
-Repair Biturbo

:aaaaa:

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Nov 18, 2007

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Leperflesh posted:

Actually kind of amazing they didn't try to upsell you on insurance.

this is your greyhound station in Ogallala



"YOU ARE NOWHERE"

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Tremek, Patron Saint of AI.

I love this dumb forum so god damned much.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Don't jump on people for expressing opinions, folks. We're all invested in this and that makes us emotional but that doesn't mean we can dogpile someone for what amounts to a rather mundane criticism.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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oh my god

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Nov 18, 2007

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Yo Dave, my dad gave me a good frame of reference that's stuck with me ever since. It was when I had failed out of college the first time and was pretty despondent about my past decisions. He told me "Look at you five, ten years from now. Does that person have a degree or not? When it comes down to it, that's all that matters."

Wheres Dave + 5 years? What's that guy have? Your decisions will affect him and he's a pretty important dude. Focus on Dave + 5.

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Nov 18, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

Finding pants that fit is probably already hard enough

Finding pants that fit is step #1 of many to Dave + 5 years.

Doesn't matter if it's finding the cure for cancer or going one day without booze. Forward progress feels good to everyone.

Fuckin fight that entropy.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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It's.... afraid

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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https://youtu.be/NnP5iDKwuwk

Stay civil

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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JacquelineDempsey posted:

Was already gonna make a new batch of hot sauce for 14 (and anyone else interested) this weekend, I just scored some beautiful habs, ghosts, and Carolina reapers. Now it is clearly imperative in the war against dave's insect overlords (if nothing else the gas attack alone should fumigate the trailer)

Yo Imma need some of that hot sauce.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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Yeah definitely getting some Hanlon's Razor vibes from that story.

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Nov 18, 2007

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Dannywilson posted:

Sounds like it works all the way down to 2.5psi and Dick has a actual spigot hookup, so we'll see. Like I don't think it'd work with a gravity feed, but here's hoping.

PSI and inH2O are a direct conversion. Looks like he'd need ~70 inches of water height gravity fed to hit 2.5 PSI.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

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:kimchi:

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Nov 18, 2007

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They have Dave's Temporary Insanity and Dave's Total Insanity both labeled as 9/10 at my local Firehouse Subs. I was globbing Temporary Insanity all over poo poo so I figured I'd try a strip of Total Insanity.

I ugly cried.

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Nov 18, 2007

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Thats what, $700 in gas for the trip? Fuuuuuck.

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