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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Bring overweight and excess baggage through Greyhound Package Express:

You'll need to check any excess baggage at the Greyhound Package Express counter
You can ship 5 pieces of excess baggage at a discounted rate of $35-$45 each, depending on how far you're going. This is in addition to those you're allowed to bring on board. Any more than 5 items will be charged at our usual rates.
The maximum weight for baggage shipped using Greyhound Package Express is 75lb (34kg) per item.
You'll need to show proof of purchase for your ticket to get the discounted rate.


Probably $35 for each 75 lb 14 inch package.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Did I read that right you are waiting until November to work on your truck that is in the coldest place in the lower 48?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Didn't doctor prescribe amphetamines to housewives to help them get the work done? This was like a thing through the 60s right? Plus for weight control. Don't use wire hangers don't use wire hangers!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You know the answer is Maserati Bi Turbo. It has no resale value so it can't be hocked.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are there the amazon shipping lockers on the way, we can fill them with treasures along the route. Otherwise biking with a 18 lb 5 gallon bucket of powdered eggs is going to make the going slower.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I'm just gonna post this here.

https://rapidcity.craigslist.org/rvs/d/1972-chevrolet-motorhome/6255658911.html

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I there a way to feed dick phone data? Not that there is reception where he is headed.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am fine with paying to keep the cell phone on but i want videos of the crazy seatmates telling us all about how they are bitcoin millionaires.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am assuming he didn't have a bike box and greyhound told him no dice on a bike or $100 extra for the bike, assuming he made it to the bus stop. (Big Assumptions) or he decided being homeless in the fing arctic is a bad idea.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

angryrobots posted:

Let's assume for a minute that he's on the bus, but has no Wi-Fi access and based on this:


His pre-paid phone account is at zero, so no mobile data either.

I tried his number in the metro pcs payment system, but it says the number does not exist on their system. Is his number still the one ending in 1357?

I looked at lowes and there were no metro pcs gift cards. Every other carrier had them. (I get $10 off $50 but don't always spend $50 so I was going to fill in the last $25 with a gift card). That is my story. Amazon doesn't have them either which is odd. I can literally but a gift card for the store that still sells porn DVDs but metro pcs nope.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So how does Walmart pickup work can I order a carton of smokes for pickup by one Dick Dicer?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
drat you are going to be in North Platte in a matter of hours I guess there is no reason for the bus to stop in Nebraska.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
There is a thrift store homeless shelter in North Platte. They would probably go fetch his bike to stop the fart smell.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think we can add avoided being the burning man human sacrifice as a challenge completed.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Well at least Dave can earn some money while he is waiting for his bike. Someone has to cook the dogs.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Nothing you do will matter the people you can call are not the people that could load a box on a bus.

The internet is full of sob stories about greyhound losing everyshit.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Sep 7, 2017

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
North Platte is the nearest taxi. At this point the cops are probably the better option. They will get him somewhere.

E & M Yellow Cab Co
517 N Bailey Ave
North Platte, NE 69101-4151
(308) 532-2345

Really should have gotten Greyhound to give him a free ticket from North Platte to where the gently caress the bike is. Has Greyhound found the bike?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So next stop is the Fat Dog bus station. Thanks Nebraska highway patrol.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
That travelodge looks nice for 66 bucks.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
They have a stage coach I hope he was nice to the horses.

https://northplatte.craigslist.org/cto/d/1995-honda-civic/6291432781.html

It is too bad driving is out this looks like a jewel.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Sep 7, 2017

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is there a mailing address I have a whole set of $3 Stanley sockets that will strip every nut on that truck for you that I have been planning on tossing in the trash that came with a $9 tool box. I will ship them media rate and toss in a book you can use for fuel.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

everdave posted:

Thoughts on a pop-up camper for 14 in Valentine? Helpful?

They suck in the cold. Mount the van shell on the truck and turn it into a survival truck. Rock wool insulation is fire proof.

How long are you planning on staying in NE? I though this poo poo show was moving to Florida?

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 8, 2017

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So are we trading a :10bux: for the camper?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am pretty sure they have already let someone claim the box without ID or claim ticket, we just don't know who that person is.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
They shouldn't be overdrafting with bank fees. Unfortunately there probably isn't a branch within 800 miles of you.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Yes it is bigger then a bike frame, are you familiar with what a bicycle is? This one is made for an adult. I cry for this country.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Didn't the ad say it came with a spare?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you are riding a greyhound, you have exhausted every other option in your life.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Amazing, now all we need is that natural gas drilling rig and some fracking equipment. You guys got a conversion kit for that 350 right?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
68 posts must have got the camper safe errr nope.

I have seen the poles to the ground on the outside a lot at the classy campgrounds I frequent. Steel pipes full on a frame rigging sometimes.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0273/4347/files/1995_coleman_destiny_series.pdf?166952328207538286288

Here are some more pictures not sure this is the same camper. They are probably the similar.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

my kinda ape posted:

Now I'm curious about these cashiers.

They are good at looking at things.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Just roll it up into the truck.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Has anyone asked the North Platte Taxi company what they would charge to deliver it? I can't imagine thy get a ton of fares.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rhyno posted:

The truck is probably all SAE right? I hope the poo poo I'm sending is useful.

But is the camper?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can we use dick dicer as the pickup name?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think the door fell off or something. There are probably fly sized holes all over too.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am going to have some random guy stick a sticker on a ps4 super x addition and send the fed ex guy in to get it for me.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I do not enjoy camping in any shape or form. God invented the 4 seasons hotel for a reason.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
There is a city park/ camp ground that may have free showers. Internet doesn't seem to be a thing in Valentine but some camping review sites seem to list showers and bathrooms. It seems to be on the north side of town. I could not find a $2 shower truck stop.

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