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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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DICK DICER posted:

The shaft is thick and greasy and looks to be just fine

Yeah but what about the trailer

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Mar 22, 2003
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ExplodingSims posted:

Don't do cocaine kids.

Clearly nobody should listen to this guy

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Mar 22, 2003
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So I inventoried the returned box and gee look at that, only the Craftsman sockets are missing. Kind of doubting the "it broke open in transit" story now.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Fermented Tinal posted:

Were they at least relatively recent Craftsman sockets? If so, karma will visit itself upon the thief at a very inopportune time.

They were all at least 10 years old or more. I just grabbed spares and had put together an SAE set along with some super crappy chinesium wrenches. There's other stuff missing but the only sockets still in the box are Harbor Freight stuff.

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angryrobots posted:

One of the most interesting thing about this thread is the divergence between what goons think Dave needs, and what Dave actually uses said gifts for.

Don't kinkshame him.

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Mar 22, 2003
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What's the employment options like in Valentine? Who's gonna move there, rent that house and be D4ve's roommate?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Crikey, I just loosed a garlic filled fart and it was so potent it about knocked me out.


Worthy of our hero I think.

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shortspecialbus posted:

The Mason-Dixon line has been replaced by the IHOP-Wafflehouse Line.

That's gonna be a hell of a war.

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Liquid Communism posted:

IHOP needs to lose faster, I want Waffle House up here in the upper midwest.

IHOP has allies in the breakfast UN though.

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DICK DICER posted:

So I forgot my wallet in the camper, finally made it back, put my wallet in my jacket, which I took off because it got hot, and rode back into town

Welp. At least you're gonna be in killer shape.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Channeling Dave tonight, been farting intensely for an hour now. I think I poisoned the cats.

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Mar 22, 2003
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FBS posted:

djdaddo likes dogs right?

He's not Korean so probably not.

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DICK DICER posted:

Just got screamed at by daddo in the worst way yet. Crimes included: being born. I'm packing up everything and I'm gone

poo poo man, how's he gonna treat the other guys when they show up to work on the truck?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Are you guys towing Dave's trailer to Florida?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Has everyone noticed how healthy Dave looks in the videos he's been posting?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Don't hook up with the ex wife.



And by don't I mean absolutely do.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Where I grew up they called it "corn-holing."

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Mar 22, 2003
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In Indiana bean bagging is known as cornholing as well.

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Mar 22, 2003
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The original video where you started the truck is fantastic, you better have somebody there to film the next run.

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Mar 22, 2003
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14 INCH DOGGO PART DEUX

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Mar 22, 2003
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StormDrain posted:

What are today’s goals?

PET DAT DOGGO

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Mar 22, 2003
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NOW IT'S A PARTY

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Mar 22, 2003
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DICK DICER posted:

Just started raining and I heard thunder

That's probably the butter hitting your gut

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Mar 22, 2003
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Page 200, magic is about to happen.

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This isn't the kind of magic I was talking about!

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The day I'm having, this was the best thing to read right now.

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Mar 22, 2003
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14 INCH DICKFOOT

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Mar 22, 2003
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Dave IS the sex panther.

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14 INCH FROGGO

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Mar 22, 2003
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God drat it. I want to convoy to Florida.

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WHAT IF YOU GUYS TURNED AROUND AND LOOPED THE WHOLE COUNTRY

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Mar 22, 2003
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Party on Dave.






Party on.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Dave's alter ego is named DICK.


Florida is shaped like a DICK.






COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT GOOD DAY SIR

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Mar 22, 2003
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And then drive that fucker up to Indiana so we can hang out.

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This is pretty great man, I'm very happy for you. Still kind of amusing about the trucks geographical locations.

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Mar 22, 2003
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XJ Cherokee.

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ExplodingSims posted:

I thought about converting mine, but I think Dave is still too close by to safely have a Cherokee. :derp:

I forgot you had that Jeep! See, you already have the right truck.

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Disgruntled Bovine posted:

You will no longer be Florida Man. That alone is worth it.

Dave is Florida Man, accept no substitutes.

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Mar 22, 2003
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That's some glorious fuckin' hair. I'm even more self conscious of mine thinning.

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