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Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
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Well this thread just took a turn for the :perfect:

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:11

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leica posted:

That's actually a pretty good idea.

The only issue I see is getting Dick's tools there and back, unless he just takes whatever he can with him on the plane.

It would be ideal to have his entire set at his disposal but I don't see how that could be feasible.

Upgrade the casters on the box, tow it with the Civic, then put those in the back of Sims' new truck while all being towed by the short bus?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 20:33

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So I explained this thread to my wife the other day and she was absolutely blown away at the levels of crazy going on here.

:v:

: So this dude that lives in Florida bought a truck sight unseen in Montana.
:j:

: Is he going to drive it back?
:v:

: No, another guy volunteered some storage space in Nebraska so he's having it shipped there first.
:j:

: And then drive it from there?
:v:

: Eventually, but it's pretty old so he's gonna swap in a new engine first and then drive it back. Another guy is coming in from Washington to help.
:j:

: Wait, he's flying in just to help fix an old truck?
:v:

: Well, to fix it and then help drive it down to Florida. But another guy's gonna fly him down with miles, actually.
:j:

: Do these guys know each other?
:v:

: Not really. Just on the forums.
:j:

I love this place.

# ¿ May 9, 2016 22:10

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

So since I don't have to worry about rent, a couple hundred bucks in side jobs will handle the rest of my storage and bills.

How does AI feel about throwing in on a guzzoline fund for the last of the V6 Interceptors loaded with every last tool I can fit.

Book time says 20 hours to Nebraska.

Bet I can beat it.

14" Kowalski

# ¿ May 19, 2016 15:07

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Goonspeed you weirdo fucks.

# ¿ May 21, 2016 17:19

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KozmoNaut posted:

Seriously, you need to work in something with Finnegan and/or Freiburger here. This isn't just peak AI, it's peak Roadkill.

E: Finnegan lives in Georgia, you might as well stop by his house.

Seriously. Somebody call somebody. Isn't there some kind of submission email where you can send them terrible ideas for future shows?

# ¿ May 23, 2016 21:39

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ExplodingSims posted:

If that doesn't work out, it does look like some local potential engines are starting to pop up here.
God bless abandoned projects.

So, anyone here need a truck shell for any projects? Cause all I want is the engine, bellhousing and radiator.
http://ocala.craigslist.org/cto/5596491342.html
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/5620128705.html

I'm 100% serious, you can have the body, if you can help haul it away.

The second one looks rough as gently caress but comes with a manual and is pre-1986, so no flywheel fuckery would be involved.
THE SEARCH CONTINUES.

Call me crazy, but shouldn't you be looking around Nebraska for potential donors? Assuming you're flying out, I think you'd be hard pressed to find an airline willing to check an SBC.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 22:48

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ExplodingSims posted:

That is a screaming good deal, but I'm shuddering at the thought of how much shipping would run.

And the plan was never for me to fly up there. I was going to drive, if nothing else for v the sake of having a chase car/parts runner. Also towing supplies.

Ah. Yeah that would make engine transport quite a but easier then. Get a small enough ride and you can just haul it back to Florida :v:

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 01:51

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Rhyno posted:

Build ramps and put it in the bed!

Exactly! It'll be like Knight Rider.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 15:01

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This may be a stupid question, but have you looked into '80s-'90s GM trucks as a donor? Depending on the truck, you might even strike a big block.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 22:22

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kastein posted:

For the eventual permanent engine I'd say put the usual LQ4/LQ9 on your list, plus the L18, which everyone hates because it's apparently not as widely supported but is a monster 8.1L Vortec that makes north of 340hp/450ft-lbs stock in some cases. Came in a bunch of random poo poo, Avalanches, uhaul vans, medium duty box trucks/cabnchassis, etc. Check wikipedia for more info on that one.

To get it home? Whatever is cheapest, bolts in easiest, and will make it 2000 miles, gently caress the rest...

The L18 went into a bunch of Class A motorhomes, too. That's got my vote for a final engine in this thing.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 13:59

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

I mean I also just got the nod to lowball offer the Jag and see if he bites

That would make for a truly epic journey. I still say this whole drat thing needs serious video documentation.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 03:13

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ExplodingSims posted:

That's pretty much it. Plans from here on out are:

I fix the van and get in driving condition.

I get time off work and go up to Tallahassee to pick up my other friend I roped into this.

We set off across the country.

14" meets up with us.

THINGS HAPPEN

Success!

Can't help but notice that "call the Roadkill dudes" is missing from your list.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 03:43

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Liquid Communism posted:

You sure they don't have a pre-emptive restraining order regarding 14"?

If they've been lurking AI, I wouldn't put it past them.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 13:43

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

In 2016, a crack commando unit was sent to kitty jail by a moderator for a post they didn't submit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security paywall to the Nebraska underground. Today, still wanted by the administration, they survive as mechanics of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Truck-Team.

BAH BA-DAH DAAAAH bum bum bummmmm

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 20:11

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ExplodingSims posted:

It's a straight 6. But it's totally siezed.

Pistons are going to be removed and given to goons who donated to the cause, as well as the crank.

Not sure what ll happen to the block just yet

Looks like it'd make one hell of a table base.

After blasting the decades of grime off, anyway.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 18:31

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Somewhat serious suggestion: wedge some thick rubber between the trans and that crossmember and ratchet-strap that poo poo down. Add "check ratchets" to the list of regular checks that will happen throughout the trip to FL.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 20:30

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It's so quaint. These dueling threads are the best thing on the Internet.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 05:18

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djdanno13 posted:

Things are happening! (Not pictured, blazing bonfire we circle with our greased bodies)

gently caress yes.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 02:53

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

You see, Lucille II here is a bit of a C-word.

I have really gotta shave this poo poo off.

Nice to see you fixed your glasses. Any ideas sticking for the bellhousing/trans mount?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 19:12

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Dave, how's your shelter looking since the Jeep cooked? Looks like there might be some poo poo moving through in the next couple days.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 21:21

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

I'm inside.

Like this bitch.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 22:13

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Fermented Tinal posted:

Now you have a handy access port for getting at the distributor.

On-the-fly timing adjustment.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 04:48

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Well it'd make a hell of a chase vehicle.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 18:36

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So how much snow did you guys end up getting out there? Luckily, it looks like the hood makes a pretty good awning to work under.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 18:27

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

SIR A LAP DANCE FROM BATMAN

https://youtu.be/ipGFuN4odpg

Frimmin' on the frim fram.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:55

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

Add zoomies; call it done.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 01:17

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slothrop posted:

that sure is a lot of well packaged drugs you have there Sir.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Well, go about your "business" then

RED TOPS!

WMDs!

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 18:53

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I'm tellin' ya man, I can loving feel this thing getting close. You're almost there. Don't get in front of yourself and psych yourself out. Just one thing at a time until the next step is 'turn the key'. Once you hit that, the rest is just mechanical. Easy peasy.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 23:12

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

If you're trying to insinuate that I'm responsible for magma exploding uncontrollably out of his rear end, I only bought him the eggs. I didn't make him eat them all.

On the bright side he can now say he's done something the guy from smashmouth has never done

fake edit: oh god don't tell me you ate the jalape�o beef jerky alongside them

This must be your first interaction with the 14" Iron Gut.

Also, :douche:

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 21:13

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

We have been advised by legal council that at present we are only at liberty to say that decisions were made in the heat of the moment that, at the time, seemed not only vital, but critical as well that unfortunately as time passed turned out to be perhaps less than wise. Some may even say foolhardy or even reckless. But we are prepared to testify in court so that such events are never allowed to transpire again in the future so long as full immunity for any and all crimes against wiring and humanity performed on, around, or in the name of activating the truck in question is granted in writing by the prosecution and witnessed before a judge.

As long as the magic pixies get to the sparky parts so as to make with the explosions*, who gives a poo poo?

*Note - all explosions should be contained within the engine.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 22:56

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God dammit it's gonna be another one of those nights where I'm refreshing this thread til 12 like when 14 was on the way to Valentine.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 03:19

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Hypnolobster posted:

Either it started or burst into flames.

First one, then the other.

Also: https://youtu.be/xhy7dXWjpAA

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 03:55

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Well the legend lives on from the Valentine on down,

to the big goon they call Inchy Dicky.

The goon, it is said, never gives up his dead,

when the projects he's wrenching turn fuckyyyyy.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 04:33

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 04:49

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Got any ether/starting fluid? I'm sure a blast down its throat won't hurt.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 00:00

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Yeah, I wasn't saying to choke it out, just try to neutralize any old gas on the first suck.

This thing is TBI, right? Oughtta be able to get a shot right in the mouth.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 00:56

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User Error posted:

HAIL SATAN

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 01:26

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Has an sbc ever sounded sweeter than that? God drat. loving witnessed.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 02:38

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:11

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14 BAR RIFF posted:

Me and Dan are gorging ourselves on victory beans lol

As well you should be. Well done gents.

Boaz MacPhereson fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 9, 2016

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 04:14

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