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http://venturebeat.com/2016/04/24/robot-monk-blends-science-and-buddhism-at-chinese-temple/ [ Has science gone too far? Has Buddhism become too scientific? Is this "robot" just a roomba with a lovely touch screen glued to it?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:22 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:39 |
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Why is Robot Buddha so sad?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:25 |
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maybe they need to clean out his lint trap?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:26 |
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Also what happens when you open his skull?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:31 |
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Would meditate with that guy, he seems chill.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:33 |
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one of the phrases on the touch screen says "please do not open my skull"
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:34 |
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The only good Roomba -something-else mashup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhsUPtsiLU
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:35 |
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That monk doesn't know any answers to anything, just look at him all confused googling poo poo!
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:36 |
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The only thing he's "enlightening" is the buffet
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:36 |
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quote:A visitor asks a temple staff to give her chance to take picture with robot Xian'er which is placed in the main building of Longquan Buddhist temple for photograph, on the outskirts of Beijing, April 20, 2016.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:37 |
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Does the roomba have the Buddha nature?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:46 |
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Mega64 posted:Why is Robot Buddha so sad?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:47 |
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once again people confuse engineering with science
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:47 |
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This thing is at least more of a robot than that hitchhiking trash can.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:49 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:50 |
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I wish I had a robo monk to tell me to eat more vegetables every day. That would rule and I would do it.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:51 |
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If he had been around tienman square wouldn't have ever happened they would have been like whoa this lil dude is cute as hell we can't run him over with a tank
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:53 |
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5
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:53 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:01 |
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can you have sex with it
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:06 |
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I once watched this thing on netflix about a robot with buddha nature. Anyway thanks for reading!
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:07 |
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nevar forget
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:07 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:07 |
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JiveHonky posted:
Anita Sarkersian is p cute tbh
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:11 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:Anita Sarkersian is p cute tbh she's got a distinct profile that does intrigue
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:16 |
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ok 1 more then i'll stop promise
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:27 |
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robot buddha looks like charlie brown
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:32 |
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Mods change my name to RobattoBuddha, I'm switching faiths.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:38 |
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JiveHonky posted:ok 1 more then i'll stop promise No keep going. Robot Buddha demands it.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:41 |
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What is that.. a haunted hayride?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:49 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:What is that.. a haunted hayride? no : (
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:52 |
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Mega64 posted:No keep going.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:58 |
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JiveHonky posted:no : (
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:59 |
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JiveHonky posted:no : ( Wow, these people are worse with technology than the Amish. The petrol goes in the car and not on fire, not on your body and on fire. Hopefully the robot can help them with this.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:03 |
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I wonder if he just calmly sat there the whole time, like say what you will about religious people but I've been on fire briefly before and it loving hurts and that nigga just sitting there
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:10 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:I wonder if he just calmly sat there the whole time, like say what you will about religious people but I've been on fire briefly before and it loving hurts and that nigga just sitting there according to reports thats exactly what he did. he finally involuntarily fell over whan he lost conciousness and his tendons and poo poo started to curl up. crazy poo poo
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Celluloid Sam posted:I wonder if he just calmly sat there the whole time, like say what you will about religious people but I've been on fire briefly before and it loving hurts and that nigga just sitting there JiveHonky posted:according to reports thats exactly what he did. he finally involuntarily fell over whan he lost conciousness and his tendons and poo poo started to curl up. crazy poo poo yeah buddhists are goddamn hardcore
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:31 |
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i hope the creator of peanuts sues these muslim!!!
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:33 |
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Good grief.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 22:46 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 13:39 |
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JiveHonky posted:according to reports thats exactly what he did. he finally involuntarily fell over whan he lost conciousness and his tendons and poo poo started to curl up. crazy poo poo Hard as nails man God drat
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