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"The event itself was unprecedented: not since the fall of Columbia to the Obamii hordes had so many potentates tweeted with one hashtag. But few knew Mankind itself lay upon the balance. And who could guess that a brief exchange of subtweets, not the Chairman’s edict, would tip the balance? But is this not the very enigma of history? When one peers deep enough, one always finds that catastrophe and triumph, the proper objects of the historian’s scrutiny, inevitably turn upon the small, the trivial, the nightmarishly accidental. When I reflect overmuch on this fact, I do not fear that we are 'drunks at the sacred dance,' as Limbaugh writes, but that there is no dance at all." - Nathaniel Silver, Compendium of the First Trumpenreich
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But1 gods and men alike prevented the Americans from living as a ransomed people. By a dispensation of Fortune it came about that before the infamous ransom was completed and all the gold weighed out, whilst the dispute was still going on, the Dictator appeared on the scene and ordered the gold to be carried away and the Mexicans to move off. [2] As they declined to do so, and protested that a definite compact had been made, he informed them that when he was once appointed Dictator no compact was valid which was made by an inferior magistrate without his sanction. [3] He then warned the Mexicans to prepare for battle, and ordered his trumpstaffel to pile their baggage into a heap, get their weapons ready, and win their country back by lead, not by gold. They must keep before their eyes their Churches, their wives and children, and their country's soil, disfigured by the ravages of unfettered globalism —everything, in a word, which it was their duty to defend, to recover or to avenge. [4] He then drew up his trumpstaffel in the best formation that the nature of the ground, naturally uneven and now half burnt, admitted, and made every provision that his military skill suggested for securing the advantage of position and movement for his men. The Mexicans, alarmed at the turn things had taken, seized their weapons and rushed upon the Americans with more rage than method. [5] Fortune had now turned, divine aid and human skill were on the side of America. At the very first encounter the Mexicans were routed as easily as they had conquered during the reign of Obama. [6] In a second and more sustained battle at the eighth milestone on the road to San Diego, where they had rallied from their flight, they were again defeated under the generalship and auspices of Legates Chris Christie. [7] Here the carnage was complete; the camp was taken, and not a single man was left to carry tidings of the disaster. After thus recovering his country from the enemy, the Dictator returned in triumph to the Capital, and amongst the homely jests which soldiers are wont to bandy, he was called in no idle words of praise, ‘His Yoogeness,’ ‘The Great Dealmaker,’ ‘The Second Founder of the Republic.’ He had saved his country in war, and now that peace was restored, he proved, beyond all doubt, to be its saviour again, when he prevented the migration to Canada. [8] The Democrats were urging this course more strongly than ever now that the Republic was burnt, and the liberals were themselves more in favour of it. [9] This movement and the pressing appeal which the senate made to him not to abandon the republic while the position of affairs was so doubtful, determined him not to lay down his dictatorship after his triumph. --Niallus Ferguson, Lives of the God Emperors Book V, Chapter 39
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Unlike his flamboyant and controversial campaign, Trump's presidency was uneventful. Having alienated most of the senate, Trump found himself unable to influence any legislative acts or carry out his myriad campaign promises. There was a movement calling for his impeachment that gained some traction shortly into his first year, but it died out as the nation realized that Trump had not ever actually done anything, objectionable or not, as a leader or indeed a man. A presidential library was planned, but was cancelled due to a funding shortfall, having raised only $260 in an online crowdfunding campaign.
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Apr 26, 2016 20:32
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"A Pyrrhic victory beats a flat loss."
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[a series of crudely painted pictograms on a cave wall, depicting the Great War and the Day the Sky Rained Fire]
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The klaxon began to wail, but we felt the reassuring tingle of the MAGA Field crackling to life around us, encasing the entire base in its impenetrable glow. —Spartan Lewandowski, “The Fall of Trump Tower”
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"The Canadians were low energy. Beaten like a dog. Sad! @RealDonaldTrump" - Victory tweet from the ruins of Ottawa, 8:12 pm, EST, June 14th, Year 1 NTE.
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The consciousness of US encompassed all of what had once been a Universe and brooded over what was now Chaos. Step by step, it must be done. And US said, "TRUMP!" Click----
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"When the few are jerked off by the invisible hand, the many are beaten by the invisible fist." -Graffiti fragment, St. Louis
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All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.
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“Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.”
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"As the writhing, teeming mass of mexicans swarmed over the gilded walls, we saw the defenders recoil in horror. "Stay calm! Use your flame guns!" shouted the commander, but to no avail. It is well know that the mexican wave uses psychic terror to paralyze its prey, and then carefully implants mashed avocado into the brains of its still-conscious victims. Even with the greatest weapons, only the most disciplined troops can resist this delicious attack." -Priestess Huma, "Our Secret War"
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I don't know what I've been told Hillary's got an email node Likes to press the on/off switch Dig that crazy Democrat witch
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Nebakenezzer posted:“Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.” this unironically
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What is good? Everything that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? Everything that is born of weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome. Not contentedness but more power; not peace but war; not virtue but fitness (Renaissance virtue, virtu, virtue that is moraline-free). The weak and the failures shall perish: first principle of our love of man. And they shall even be given every possible assistance. What is more harmful than any vice? Active pity for all the failures and all the weak:
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Gold plating adds class to what would otherwise be a sad disaster
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Once the decision has been made, close your ear even to the best counterargument; sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity. One has watched live badly if one has not also seen the hand that considerately --- kills. Instinct. ---- When the house burns one forgets even lunch. ---- Yes, but one eats it later in the ashes. Madness is rare in individuals --- but in groups, parties, nations and ages it is the rule. That lambs dislike great birds of prey does not seem strange: only it gives no grounds for reproaching these birds of prey for bearing off little lambs. And if the lambs say among themselves: ‘these birds of prey are evil; and whoever is least like a bird of prey, but rather its opposite, a lamb—would he not be good?’ there is no reason to find fault with this institution of an ideal, except perhaps that the birds of prey might view it a little ironically and say: ‘we don’t dislike them at all, these good little lambs; we even love them: nothing is more tasty than a tender lamb.’
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RandomFerret posted:Unlike his flamboyant and controversial campaign, Trump's presidency was uneventful. Having alienated most of the senate, Trump found himself unable to influence any legislative acts or carry out his myriad campaign promises. There was a movement calling for his impeachment that gained some traction shortly into his first year, but it died out as the nation realized that Trump had not ever actually done anything, objectionable or not, as a leader or indeed a man. Pretty much
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The basic motivation [of the ¡Holacaust!] was purely ideological, rooted in an illusionary world of Tea Party imagination, where an international Mexican conspiracy to control all the jobs at Home Depot was opposed to a parallel 'murican quest. No attempted genocide to date had been based so completely on myths, on hallucinations, on abstract, nonpragmatic ideology—which was then executed by equally mythical, nonpragmatic means.
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The Bush Voters, those who are upon earth, belong to this Donald. He comes indeed, this Donald, weary of the Establishment, an Unstumpable Spirit. The Rubio Voters, those who are upon earth, belong to this Donald. He comes indeed, this Donald, weary of the Establishment, an Unstumpable Spirit. The Cruz Voters, those who are upon earth, belong to this Donald. He comes indeed, this Donald, weary of the Establishment, an Unstumpable Spirit. The Sanders Voters, those who are upon earth, belong to this Donald. Those who vote for Hillary belong to this Donald. He comes indeed, this Donald, weary of the Establishment, an Unstumpable Spirit!
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First, therefore, the White Leftist goes about making up to the people for his previous sins against them. He begins his career as the 'benefactor' of mankind. Since his new benevolence has a practical foundation, that the left hand should not know what the right hand giveth; no, whether he likes it or not, he must reconcile himself to letting as many people as possible know how deeply he feels the sufferings of the masses and all the sacrifices that he himself is making to combat them.
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Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.
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"For my part I consider that it is better to be adventurous than cautious, because Trump is a woman, and if you wish to keep her under it is necessary to beat and ill-use her; and it is seen that she allows herself to be mastered by the adventurous rather than by those who go to work more coldly. She is, therefore, always, woman-like, a lover of young men, because they are less cautious, more violent, and with more audacity command her." -Makaveli II, The Orange Prince, 2023
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Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history; such is the history of civilization for thousands of years. e: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
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Under the white population of the United States of America only the reactionary classes oppres the black population. Under no circumstance can they represent the workers, farmers and revolutionary intellectuals and other enlighted people who form the majority of the white population
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What Nate Silver has called the Battle for America is over. I expect that the Battle of Mexico is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of liberal democracy. Upon it depends our own way of life, and the continuity of our culture and our Republic. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Trump knows that he will have to break us in this bottleneck or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all of the Americas may be freed and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted consumerism. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the United Mexican States last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
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 :"All right, let's sum up. This year in history, we talked about the failure of democracy, how the social scientists of the 21st Century brought our world to the brink of chaos. We talked about the veterans, how they took control and imposed the stability that has lasted for generations since. We talked about the rights and privileges between those who served in the armed forces and those who haven't, therefore called citizens and civilians. [to a student] You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?" "It's a reward. Something the federation gives you for doing federal service." "No. Something given has no basis in value. When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.":bigtran: "My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything." "Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. [to Carmen] You." "They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed." "Correct. Naked force has resolved more issues throughout world history than any other factor. The contrary opinion that violence never solves anything is wishful thinking at its worst."
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Trump never lies. He demands the world be mistaken.
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Donald is a train. You can climb aboard, you can get out of the way, or you can be crushed.
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the trump tutelage posted:Trump never lies. He demands the world be mistaken.
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Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins. Life is a highway: I want to ride it, all night long
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It is a time of legend. Mighty heroes have battled for the right to rule America. The vast rallies of The Donald have conquered the Republican Party in a Great Crusade - the myriad of haters and losers have been smashed by The Donald's elite campaign team and wiped from the face of history. The dawn of a new age of supremacy for America beckons. Gleaming citadels of marble and gold celebrate the many deals of The Donald. Triumphs are raised in a thousand cities to record the epic tweets derived from his genius. First and foremost amongst his team are the Surrogates, super-heroic beings who have led The Donald's armies of voters in victory after victory. They are magnificent, the pinnacle of The Donald's ability to pick the smartest, best people. The Trump voters are the mightiest supporters the world has ever known, each capable of besting a hundred normal voters or more in an election. Organised into vast armies of tens of thousands called Trump Organizations, the Trump voters and their Surrogate leaders prepare to conquer Hillary in the name of the The Donald, and to Make America Great Again.
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Between the years when the oceans drank the coasts, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when yuuuuge shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars - Jordan, Oman, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, with its veiled women and towers of Jihad-haunted mystery... Hither came Trump the Deal Maker, light-haired, sullen-eyed, large handed, a thief, a reaver, a slumlord, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.
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[reporting on the failed invasion of Chyna] Megan Kelly: Crisis for Amerikind. Fleet officials admit they underestimated Chyna's defensive capability. [switch over to the Trump War Council] Megan Kelly: Accepting responsibility for Chyna, Sky Marshal Palin resigns. Her successor, Sky Marshal Carson, outlines his new strategy. Sky Marshal Carson: To fight the Chynese, we must understand the Chynese. We can ill afford another Hong Kong. Megan Kelly: Would you like to know more?
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Vox Nihili posted:[reporting on the failed invasion of Chyna] SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP!
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring The Donald's motives by ordinary standards.
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When Ryan first met the great Warboss Trump he expected comprise, instead Ryan ended up in capitulation.
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Why man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus; and we petty men walk under his huge legs, and peep about to find ourselves dishonorable graves.
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